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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
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Quote by Marcuso
Hahahaha! I`ve just discovered my Av has a red background now I`ve swapped PCs! <----- that one was random
Where the bloody hell were you last night when I needed defending Marcuso?!!! <---- That was for you ;)
Venusxxx

ooer missus
I would defend your honour with my last breath VenusnMars.............but I'm afraid I'm a bit of a technophobe when it comes to avatars............lol
xx xx
Was told off for using that as an av once! (not here) :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Oh bugger......
How did you get here so quick?! I swear to god there is more than one of you :shock: :shock: surprised
Venusxxx
Oh, I have a sense of adventure, I`m just responsible with it! :mrgreen:
As for the rest, I don`t debate presumptions wink
In fact, I shouldn`t be debating at all, I should be going to bed..
/peers fearfully around in case Bilko heard her :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Sorry, another Victorian here too redface
Perhaps it didn`t need to go as far as court though.
Venusxxx
Quote by MikeNorth
"gotten" was actually an older form in English English, and appears in the King James version of the Bible (1662).
Mike.

True, but they did tend to make English up as they went along in those days Mike! lol
Venusxxx
Hahahaha! I`ve just discovered my Av has a red background now I`ve swapped PCs!
Where the bloody hell were you last night when I needed defending Marcuso?!!!
Venusxxx
Quote by Scandal
I do get uncomfortable around judgemental people...they have a lot of material in me!

Why? Are you coming on here without your partners consent, looking for afternoon meets after a difficult xmas? lol
SHHHHHHHH not so loud! :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Pretty much, although I do get uncomfortable around judgemental people...they have a lot of material in me! Although I realise its thier issue not mine, I do tend to avoid those situations...and just make satisfactory circles of unjudgemental friends instead!
Works for me!
Venusxxx
That was the first thing I did when I joined! I think it`s fascinating looking at how online communities first developed.
Venusxxx
Lucy, no matter, I missed it! lol
Polo, I`m not a great advocate of P/tests in interviews anyway. I just like doing them :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by MikeNorth
:scared:
Ok, please don`t laugh, I`ve never applied for a government position before :shock:
Venusxxx

Government position? Chief Whip is it? rolleyesErm...that wasn`t meant to be as arrogant as is sounded :uhoh: ...it`s just that jobs with the NHS etc have a certain approach with job applicants, one I know nothing about!
Venusxxx
Ok, Jas talked me through it passionkiss
A = application form, which means I`ve already covered it.
C = Certification which I don`t have handy, but as the interview invitation did not ask for it, shouldn`t be a problem. I can produce later.
T = Test, possibly a psychometric test (I came up with that, not Jas!)which I won`t have any problems with.
I = interview.
Don`t feel so daft now! This information should have been covered with a key at the bottom of the page, it`s not information I shouldhave known!
Venusxxx
When I was 14, and a mate pissed me off. I used her parents phone :twisted:
Venusxxx
:scared:
Ok, please don`t laugh, I`ve never applied for a government position before :shock:
I get most of it except.....
Good basic secondry school education - to be evidenced by - A/C<----- :shock: ???
Personal and people development (1-5) 1 to be evidenced by A/I/T<------ :shock: ???
There`s loads more, but I understand those.
I feel sick :eeek:
Venusxxx
So should we pronounce minger with a hard or a soft g?!
And apologies to all those who have to suffer me, I was raised by a lorry driver!
Venusxxx
Quote by manofmuchfun
just not one of those people who can say "can I stick my 7" cock up your minge " not very polite to any lady of taste is it ?

Lady? Taste?! I get `of`, it`s the other two I`m having trouble grasping....... :uhoh:
Venusxxx
Quote by JGL
Thats a point o dont thing did an ello thread either
JGL

Explain.
:giggle:
Venusxxx
THIS is why I love munches, and THIS is why I prefer making friends from here! Everyone respects self-expression......
they might not at bloody Tesco`s though! surprised wink
but then considering I was bollocked not long ago by a security guard for walking about with no shoes on in there, do I reallycare?!
:twisted:
Venusxxx
Quote by honeyriderx
No way are you to old. In fact fantastic that you can fit into your daughters clothes lol wear em and be proud biggrin

Honey, both of my girls are a good four inches taller than me! :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by fifer
forgive me for asking,what do bondage trousers look like?

Nearest I can get to the ones I`m wearing, but on mine the straps dangle

Serendipity, Vivienne Westwood is rich, she can do what she damn well likes! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by flapjackboy
I don't know what's more frightening, you thinking you're too old to get away with wearing bondage trousers in public at 33, or the knowledge that your daughter wears bondage trousers... :shock:

Bondage trousers as in everyday Goth, they are not risque (sorry MOMF) or I wouldn`t let her wear them..correction, I`d attempt to not let her wear them!
Venusxxx
To wear my daughter`s bondage trousers to Tesco`s later? Be buggered if I can find anything of mine which is clean! They`re not toooo over the top, but bondage trousers they are!
Just turned 33.
Venusxxx
Quote by Eagerslut9
Ooooooooooooooooooooooh! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Yep! I take the, er, point MOMF and Venus. By and large I agree with you both. Occasionally get a bit paranoid about my posts. Maybe I should try a new style?
How's this?:
Bi M wannabe jerked over. Do it now. Ooooooh! Yumme! Yeah that's the biz innit?
lol lol :twisted:

By Jove! I think he has it! rotflmao kiss
Venusxxx