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13 Jan 2005

Quote by redstilletto
i like a bit of twaddle every now and again

Red, I think the MOMF`s issue was directed toward drivel, not banter, and although I tend to shy away from making the distinction (after all, different strokes for different folks!) I have found myself clicking on threads and becoming bored shitless more said, as long as someones enjoying them I don`t really care personally. I`m pretty sure I`ve bored the odd person shitless in my time also!
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Only on special occassions! :mrgreen:
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

:giggle:
and have you shackled Sarge yet? If not why not?!!!
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Does it really matter?
Nearly all my posts are twaddle or blatant attention seeking but I'm not gonna apologise 'cos I'm an exhibitionist. How else can I grab attention here if I don't post?
I think the great thing about the cafe is it's so diverse. If you want serious debat you can usually find a suitable thread to follow. If you don't like the twaddle then ignore it.
Personally I get a bit fed up with people who take themselves too seriously and only want to see serious topics here. There's room for all kinds of posts. If anyone wants to do "serious" only I suggest they look for a debating website.
Please don't feel I'm attacking you personally. My remarks are just general observations and meant in good faith.

Eager, nice arse :twisted: . How big should my cock be?
NE 1 up 4 it, plz send pics, I`ll show u mine if u show me urs. Spit or swallow?! wink

wink

Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
Sorry, my fault!
/gets coat
Venusxxx

get back in here........NOW!
your more one of the sensible ones!.....god why did I say that !
That`s SH fucked then! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by manofmuchfun
or has the level of intelligence slipped around here in the last few days?
just lately we've had the , tell me your experience brigade,show me your pics an i'll show you mine,! to all sorts of stupid things ? or is it me ? am I being too thick ? or what ?
whats happened to a debate, humour & wit !
why has it sunk to some of this garbage ?
just asking ?

Sorry, my fault! redface

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/gets coat
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Charlotte the Damsel
I just LOVE that new avatar Venus & Mars :twisted:
Charlotte xx

Why thankyou! :mrgreen:
and let me bring attention to the siggy whilst I`m here....
You`ll pay Sarge...oh yes, you`ll pay............ :borg:
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Clare_Lincs
There's just no helping some people, is there???

lol

Now you wouldnt be abusing your authority now would you Sarge???he he he lol

lol

Quote by Venus likes to talk a lot
You can laugh Clare, but you wait until Sarge starts abusing you!

Well naturally that wont happen to me :smug: because its only the ones who talk constantly or actually ask for it that get it :evil2: bolt

bolt

Then you will miss out on the likes of this!

Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

I can`t get dial up! Seriously! BT can`t work out why!
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

The garage remains uncleaned.

The Cad! :shock:
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Eager, word of caution, you are not SUPPOSED to change it two days after! In fact you are supposed to leave it for several months in case your belly goes green and falls out! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

You can laugh Clare, but you wait until Sarge starts abusing you! mad

mad

mad

mad

Oh, and don`t think using the `report abuse` link will help either! Thick as bloody thieves they are here!

Re- Sarge is a meglomaniac and must be stopped!
> SARGE, ONE WORD!
>
> GIT!
>
> pmsl
>
> Venusxxx
Go to bloody bed like you've been told woman
Jas
XXX

I`d continue, but I`m far too outraged! Back a little earlier than expected, but outraged!
Think I might head back off to bed though because..........
SARGE KEPT US ALL UP TIL THE WEE HOURS ON MSN!!! mad

mad

mad

mad

Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
I do now! :shock: :shock:
Slut! :P
Venusxxx

Huh jealous get you no Na n Na Na
I didn`t get anywhere before jealous! lol

lol

lol

lol

Might possibly take to my bed now in a state of abject misery! :cry: :cry: :cry: lol

lol

Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

I do now! :shock: :shock: lol

lol

Slut! :P
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs

I have ways of knowing - and I can assure you that when I started this thread she was still on-line, just sitting there watching and waiting!!!( in hidden mode)]

:eeek: you mean all this time that i have tried to hide from you (in Hidden mod) you no that i am here :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
and others?????
Yep, with power comes great privilage, did he also tell you he can see you naked?!
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by neilinleeds
She stayed up a little longer because Morbius...and you`ll like this one `doesnt have a house key to get in`......
Venusxxx

rotflmao

rotflmao

rotflmao

strangely enough, that feckin' piss poor excuse sounds vaguely familar! :lol2:
venus? she's just called you a feckin' cow! :shock: rotflmao

rotflmao

ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh she's bitchin' and moanin' bout not being able to troll the forum right now , , , ,
*sighs*
well done sarge! :thumbup:
n x x x :P
Neil! Get off of MSN this INSTANT!!!! mad

mad

Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Well I can only hope that if she is still reading this thread, that she is very, very, ashamed of herself...taking advantage of all her well-meaning friends like that! Despicable!
/walks off shaking head............
flipa

flipa

Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by Silk and Big G
S'oaky Sarge I bollocked her about and she went to bed with some cock and bull story about her old man forgetting his keys . Shes tucked up already .

Sucker!
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

:shock: :shock: :shock:
I just switched off MSN, and just before I went, she called me a bad word :shock:
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

He bloody did!
She stayed up a little longer because Morbius...and you`ll like this one `doesnt have a house key to get in`......
She has since found out that he will be a little late home, so has left the key somewhere for him.
I can only assume this somewhere didn`t exist when she was supposed to go to sleep!
And there was me, keeping her company on MSN again, thinking that she HAD to stay up!
I feel so violated :cry: :cry: :cry:
She`s only threatening to use DH`s account! Quick Sarge, best you deactivate that too! :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

Quote by pinkbubble(mr&mrs)
I did see the other thread about film, but this is specifically about art and not film. Yes film can be classed as art, but this refers specifically to photography or canvas. Art as in the silent word and not the spoken (moaned or gasped) word.

Sorry, I`m having a moment! I swapped PCs and lost my list of recent threads! I did see the film one.......
but I also saw the other thread someone started who had the same idea as you, and if I had realised what was going on when I swapped PCs, I wouldn`t have said it out loud! redface

redface

Venusxxx

13 Jan 2005

This is the third thread I`ve seen, did the other bite the dust too? I`m up for posting on the topic, (was very disappointed with the first thread!), but it will have to wait til tomorrow. However, I do suggest peope check out Peirced Jons site, that is erotic art.
Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

Oh bloody hell, I actually thought this might be a discursive thread about erotic art! :doh:
When will I learn?!
Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

Sorry Easy, she can`t respond, she`s in chat! rotflmao

rotflmao

Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
ROFLMAOOOO I guess turning my MSN on would help

banghead

banghead

banghead

banghead

Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

Quote by Calista
Sat back with dismay ..... I'm quite sure the person here was almost peeing herself laughing at the inspiration that was provided by my insomniac rambling :shock:

Who said anything about nearly?! :uhoh:
Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

Quote by freckledbird
*looks around for a man with big hands so that her surplus knockers are not wasted*

Showoff :huh: ;)
Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

I can`t think who would have done such a thing last night! :shock:
I`m quite sure if it had been anyone from here that they would have.....
Told you to go to bed REPEATEDLY, and then sat back with dismay as you spend the next half an hour saying goodbye, and then, when they finally tell you to just FUCK OFF, get bombarded with bizaare emoticons, and stalked on the forum.
Seriously people, don`t say ANYTHING to her, it`s a devious trap!! surprised

surprised

You`ll try to do her a favour by telling her to go to bed, and she will draw you in :shock: :shock: :shock:
DO NOT FEED THE INSOMNIAC!!
Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

OK SARGE! Stop buggering about with my posts! Correcting is ONE thing, but bits disappearing and daft emoticons appearing is quite another!!! mad

mad

mad

mad

lol

Venusxxx

12 Jan 2005

Bloody hell Busty, you don`t do things by halves do you?!
Actually, you were very lucky isn`t wasn`t worse. Hugs to you.
Venusxxx