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Quote by foxylady 123
Vennus
It happens dont worry, i will admit to talking total crap......................sometimes!!

That`s because you don`t sleep! In fact I hereby announce all SH insomniacs immune to criticism for starting pointless threads and talking total bollox.
for we know not what we do
and therefore cannot be held accountable :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by foxylady 123
Neil, I actually think that`s a really good idea. Saves people like you, Vix and Foxy.......*empty pause* from starting random meaningless threads through boredom which only serve to piss people off.
Glad I don`t do that. wink
Venusxxx

Foxy??Pointless threads??Explain
It was a cynical dig at us sad desperate insomniacs, Foxy being one, not at Foxy herself.
/looks for a bigger paddle incase this one isn`t backpaddling enough :shock:
Venusxxx
Venus, i am very , very annoyed with you!! Ive gone to all the trouble of changing my signature because of your previous post and then you go and explaini it mad mad mad
Oh bloody hell, I`ll get my coat! :shock: :shock: :shock: lol
Can I have a shovel to go with that paddle?
/note to self
Do not post when doing an impression of the walking dead!
Venusxxx
Quote by zorbotic
Neil, I actually think that`s a really good idea. Saves people like you, Vix and Foxy.......*empty pause* from starting random meaningless threads through boredom which only serve to piss people off.
Glad I don`t do that. wink
Venusxxx

Foxy??Pointless threads??Explain
It was a cynical dig at us sad desperate insomniacs, Foxy being one, not at Foxy herself.
/looks for a bigger paddle incase this one isn`t backpaddling enough :shock:
Venusxxx
Neil, I actually think that`s a really good idea. Saves people like you, Vix and Foxy.......*empty pause* from starting random meaningless threads through boredom which only serve to piss people off.
Glad I don`t do that. wink
Venusxxx
OMG! Someone must be getting up soon. I`m alone with a MOD :shock:
I can hear the crickets.............
Venusxxx
Ah, but have you been to bed? It doesn`t count unless you went to bed!
Venusxxx
Why aren`t you up yet?!
I am :huh:
Morning blink
Time to go milk the cows I think......
Venusxxx
>Venus steps in, looks at the thread, yawns and..........
Oh crap! surprised :shock: :shock: :shock:
Venusxxx
Yes thankyou everyone. I have a headache from running 3 pages (one for Venus, one for G, and one to cross-reference G`s posts with the real thing)
But thankyou...
I think!
*twitch* lol
Venusxxx
Chuffed to bits! Of course camping outside of thier house in advance helped, and going through their rubbish......... :mrgreen:
The things I found :shock:
Venusxxx
Quote by tallnhairy
You are enjoying that role aren't you TnH??? Go on admit it wink wink lol lol
Shireen
xxx

NC smile But I should remember to log in as myself, hehe
And for gods sakes take of the missus` underwear, she`ll have a blue fit if she catches you dressed like that!
Venusxxx
Quote by MISSCHIEF
And can I just say that Big_G is NOT an easy act to follow! confused

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
Know what you mean Venus, Eyes Pie was impossible, I got so fed up with keep looking in the dictionary, I just took to making my own words up :lol2:
Sorry Ice, I couldn't resist kiss
So THAT is why I ended up looking up new words on the net?!
Misschief you assassin! lol
Venusxxx
Quote by shireen-steve
:doh: :doh: I thought Big_G had decided to get his own nick so I had no idea that it wasn't them :shock: :shock: Well done Venus hun rotflmao rotflmao
And can I just say that Big_G is NOT an easy act to follow! confused
NEVER again!
Venusxxx
Quote by tallnhairy
Yeah no one did me, sniffles... means there still is only 1 TnH though :P

Me neither, but I just gathered it`s because I`m dead boring! lol
Venusxxx
Bloo = TnH
but I did use a process of elimination..
And probably still got it wrong!
Venusxxx
There is always going to be peer presuure for us to conform to society's ideals and expectations. It is within your self that you must find the answer to how you choose to live your life and be happy at and at peace with that.
Psychologically speaking.
Alex xxxx

rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao rotflmao
That`s not Alex, that`s ME!!!!
Ok, stepping back out now!
Venusxxx
Yeah my dad.
I don`t want to talk about it.
Thankyou for triggering my childhood trauma!
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
Do I get a peanut?! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Venusxxx

Depends. You coming to the _Lincs household next weekend? Peanut Vendor, here.
Fraid not. We put a hold on organising any trips a few months ago, and it`ll be a struggle to get to the ones we arranged prior to that sad
Ho hum, such is life! lol
Venusxxx
Unexpected PM
Quote by doggingtiger
you got me where do we meet and what service do u want

lol lol lol Ok, you got me! Come on, fess up, who are you really? Are you a regular member having a giggle, or a new member trying to make a really humourous impression? My bet`s on the former, but be buggered if I can work out who!
Jags didn`t enjoy the joke, pity, because I was enjoying that!
Venusxxx

Quote by doggingtiger
okmy little planet could be new could be old just give a short list and ill tell u if im on it...getting late now going to start my round hope to catch u soon

Ok, let me think up some names and I`ll get back to you tomorrow.
Night,
Venusxxx

http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/31817.html
Quote by celticq
nope, I can`t see it either smile
Venusxxx

Hooray lovely planet person. Not just me then. kiss
From a careful analysis I have deducted that Doggingtiger (aka Gagmaster) is in fact CelticQ!
Do I get a peanut?! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Venusxxx
/hijack
I DID IT!! I YAWNED!!
Sod you all, I`m going to SLEEP!
Yer on yer own!!!! :bounce:
Venusxxx