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VenusnMars
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 54
Straight Female, 83

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I certify Mars, it`s an inside favouritism thing..................
He`ll owe me a shag of course. :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Halyard
OK so you want a complaint - I did a little looking and came up with at least 1 of the offending ads:-
Ad No. 166062
I really didn't have the time to do this, but we can't have you standing in your shoes and wondering now can we?

Treading on very dangerous toes here mate - be warned!
mad
I might be treading on 'dangerous toes' but as a Professor of Law I am quite prepared for the consequences and to defend myself; thanks for thr warning but it was unnecessary.
What on earth has being a professor of law have to do with knowing consequences, or defending yourself on here?! rotflmao

Venusxxx
I self-appointment myself allllllllllllllll the time! :twisted:
I`ll go blind, truely I will, my granny told me so!
Venusxxx
Quote by celticq
The worrying part of this is that I spell checked it, so it means that for some reason I have added Marmalaid to my dictionary :shock:

I can think of a few things I`d add Marmalaid to, and not one of them is my dictionary :twisted:
Venusxxx
Perhaps you should make the description, which accompanies that picture, your signature?! lol

Venusxxx
Thanks LC. She`s certainly been a trial. One of her problems was that she didn`t fit in well with the school system, and I had to remove her to home tutor her. I didn`t try to get her through her GSCE`s, as we had a lot of other issues to deal with, and after we came to the decision for her to do them a year late, she found that she was put in classes alongside kids who`d failed thier GCSE`s, she often complained that the tutors seemed to `talk down` to such students. She`d already had an issue where she submitted a piece of work she`d written at home as opposed to college, and was accused of it not being her work, so it`s done the power of good for her tutor to have witnessed her knock something up in front of him.
Venusxxx
Oh I`m sure they won`t be moving her anywhere until she prooves she can attend the place regularly for the next couple of weeks.
She is very talented at English.....crap at maths though!
Venusxxx
Quote by roger743
Wow.
If the people running the scheme aren't anything to do with Swinging-Heaven then it raises so many questions my head might explode.

:wanker: different strokes for different folks........ dunno
(no, I wasn`t calling you a wanker, it was a play on words? Head? Head exploding?? Which head??? Geddit?)
Ok, back to the drawing board........ :undecided:
Venusxxx
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove:
I think I may have just pissed myself :shock:
Venusxxx
Pretty much the trouble we were having with ours. She is hopelessly disorganised, and as a result forgot some English coursework today. She quickly submitted some work there and then, and they`ve realised she is under-challenged as a result, want her to skip GCSE level, and are thinking of putting her straight into AS level instead!
Yes I`m blowing the proud mum horn! I hope this encourages her to pull her socks up!
Venusxxx
What a shitter, we feel for you. sad
Wouldn`t be without them though would we? smile
Venusxxx
My challenging teen has gone from `needing to be booted from college` to `needs to be stretched and challenged, should not be working at level she is`.
There is a god! :bounce:
Venusxxx
They`re in the chat room! :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Vix
I certainly dumped my husband and my boyfriend for it.

They wouldn't let you join in? rolleyes Men!
*snigger*
Right, I`m out of here...too many MEN on this thread :eeek:
bolt
Venusxxx
Quote by Libra-Love
I honestly wish I was joking. They hauled him and I into the office and told him off for being bad.
I'm so fucking angry right now

How horribly intimidating for a child who`s not long started school. Give him a big cuddle from me.
Second thoughts best not :shock:
(((Libra)))
Venusxxx
((((((Libra))))))) Please tell me you are joking?! :shock:
What have the school done? Poor lil blighter.
Venusxxx
Quote by Lovecommando
Oh bloody hell LC, you choose one similar to the one I requested!
Back to the drawing board..........
Venusxxx

Aww, gwan! I'll let you share my 'Kinky Slapper' custom avatar if you like, Hun! But only because it's you and you're rather special! kiss
LC xxx wink

Awww thanks LC passionkiss
I was going to go with `Simply Slapper`. but I think I might just go for `Whore` :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Quote by Lovecommando
Oh bloody hell LC, you choose one similar to the one I requested!
Back to the drawing board..........
Venusxxx

Aww, gwan! I'll let you share my 'Kinky Slapper' custom avatar if you like, Hun! But only because it's you and you're rather special! kiss
LC xxx wink

Awww thanks LC passionkiss
I was going to go with `Simply Slapper`. but I think I might just go for `Whore` :mrgreen:
Venusxxx
Not sleeping is a bastard! So is sleeping too much, but not sleeping rattles me more. I go through bouts of both. I`m probably sleeping too much at the moment (boredom), can`t wait to get a job!
It`s when people blame whatever online community I happen to be using at the time. I get tired of having to patiently explain `I`m on there at 3am cos I can`t sleep, not visa-versa.......`
I have a few `internet is the root of all evil` friends!
They should try this place at 3am in the morning, especially on a Friday night. The dirty mac brigade are enough to put anyone to sleep! lol
Venusxxx
Not surprised if you were sleeping in your granny`s bed surprised
What a quaint bedspread you have there.
Horlicks anyone? biggrin
Venusxxx
Quote by poniella
Woooooooah that was a quick reply! Congrats on the boobies award! Do you guys hold an official ceremony?!

Every day :twisted:
Ignore Devil, she`s just another Northern Monkey, they don`t understand class when they see it ;)
Venusxxx