You mean there was someone on this site I hadn`t been indiscreet with?! :shock:
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Quote by Calista
You did?! Bugger! That Peirced Jon is silent but deadly isn`t he?
Venusxxx
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Totally .... definitely a man worth getting into a corner with :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
And he's local to me :P
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Bitch
Venusxxx
Please note, my 2000 post count went unmarked!
Where were my congratulations?
Where were my `We love you, and alllllllllll your posts are class?!`
Least I know where I stand now! *sniff*
/flounces out
disclaimer; Flounce was one of those TM thingies reserved for me and me only before it became a forum swearword. If the usage of the word bears any resemblance to recent events it is purely coincidental.
Venusxxx
Where were my congratulations?
Where were my `We love you, and alllllllllll your posts are class?!`
Least I know where I stand now! *sniff*
/flounces out
disclaimer; Flounce was one of those TM thingies reserved for me and me only before it became a forum swearword. If the usage of the word bears any resemblance to recent events it is purely coincidental.
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Damn, and there was me thinking that tongue down my throat was misbehaving. I am so niave
Clearly I need to be educated! :twisted:
Venusxxx
God no that was reserved :shock: ... you missed me getting my nips out then????
admittedly I was standing in a corner well hidden by piercedJohn :twisted:
You did?! Bugger! That Peirced Jon is silent but deadly isn`t he?
Venusxxx
Quote by Calista
Has she been on, I`m missing her bollox (in a metaphoric sense that is!)
Venusxxx
You know I've just lain in the bath thinking that I hadn't seen her post for a while .....
GMTA :twisted:
(ps from the other thread ... I'd happily misbehave to get you verifying me ;) ;))
I`d be interested in your version of misbehaving having met you!
:twisted: I thought you already did!
Venusxxx
Quote by davej
Oi!!!!...less of the sod......old git yes......
eeermm moderators is Venus allowed to call me names without adding a nullifying wink or smile emoticon.....I'm hurt, a dagger to the heart I tell ya!!!!.....shan't post for another 5 minutes at least!!!!!
Absolutely, for I am the chosen one :smug:
Venusxxx
Quote by davej
Right who gave any of you permission to add me to a list eh?????
freedom of choice and all that stuff!!!!
hasn't it occured to any of you that I might not want to be certified again, especially as none of you lot have got the qualifications of the last panel I faced ..
....Davej refuses to be lumped in with this list of shoddy reprobates and demands to be added to a list of sensible people when it's compiled ...in the meantime take me of your elitist list of certified people and stick me on a more elitist list of sensible people.....which from what I've been reading includes me and....... eeerrmmm.......me :shock:
You miserable sod! We thought we were doing you a favour, what with you being anally challenged an all...........
POWER TO THE PEOPLE!!!
Venusxxx
Quote by celticq
When come back, bring Pie
Not a chance......I think he might be one of THEM :shock:
It was horrible. The wolves and Polar bears were a picnic compared to what else faced me when I ventured outside........
So outside I ventured, and within minutes I was surrounded blinded by THE MAIN BEAM BRIGADE. Frightened I desperately glanced around, looking for a way out. Finding an atheleticism I never knew I possessed, I saw my chance, I scrambled over the nearest white van, and ran, ran for my life.
Suddenly from the trees, a man dressed in green burst forth, trying to grab me. Army type I think he was, looked a little like Bilko, you know, the one from that cult American comedy show from years back, except this version looked much more sinister. Cold, cold eyes. I didn`t have time to wonder what the strange pod-like extentions on the trees were.
I ran, and ran, falling over regularly as any self-respecting damsel in distress should, yet when I glanced back, the man in green seemed to be gaining on me, even though he was pursuing with nothing more than a determined stride. All the while the eerie sound of an ice-cream van seemed to be following me.
I sprinted across the road, the man in green following me. Suddenly he was hit by an articulated lorry, which crashed into a building, and exploded in flames. I was safe at last! I stopped to gather my strength. To my horror, what should emerge from the flames, but the man in green, except he was no longer green, his clothes were burning, and he seemed oblivious to the pain.
On seeing him naked, I ran, ran as I`ve never run before! :scared:
I finally made it to the shop, covered with scratches and bruises, and in obvious distress. The shopkeepers just looked at me with suspician. The one with the long hair and beard (Timmy, I think his name was) said to me, `This is a local shop, for local people, we have no time for people like you..........`
Sobbing I begged them to let me use thier phone, and on finally registering my distress, they led me into a back room. There on the table was an old-fashioned phone. At last! I would be able to phone for help! Sobbing in relief I picked up the phone........only to find it was hollow!
What was this?! Who were these people?! :shock:
On trying to leave the back room, I suddenly realised my exit was cut of by the shopkeepers. They were all smiling serenely at me. `Don`t worry`, they said, `this is a local shop, for local people......you can be local too..........` and they moved aside, letting THE MAN IN GREEN, move toward me.
Bollocks to this I thought, and ran toward the small window at the back. I managed to scramble head-first through the window, feeling my legs being grabbed. They were trying to pull me back in! :shock:
But the sheer strength of terror won the day, and I managed to break free. Not before some bugger bit me on the leg though. Hurts like a bugger it does.
Anyway, I`m back home and safe now. All this adventure has given me a hankering for some steak......rare steak.......very very rare..............
Venusxxx
I have to go down the shop 
. It looks cold and scary out there :shock: . There might be wolves! :scared:
Please.........pray for me :upset:
If I don`t return, I`d.....I`d.....*sob*....I`d just like to say it`s been a real privilage knowing you all and......*whimper*....and.......
I`m sorry, I can`t go on.
Tell Mars I love him.
Venusxxx
. It looks cold and scary out there :shock: . There might be wolves! :scared: Please.........pray for me :upset:
If I don`t return, I`d.....I`d.....*sob*....I`d just like to say it`s been a real privilage knowing you all and......*whimper*....and.......
I`m sorry, I can`t go on.
Tell Mars I love him.
Venusxxx
Quote by kardiffuk
Halyard once agin you flounce off a thread without reading the posts!!!
Where on earth has Venusnmars made a personal insult?
This is exactly like your flouncing off the Help the aged thread, you don't read the posts in full and if peeps don't agree with your views you throw a strop, for gawds sake this site is about having fun, grow up, and act like a Prof!!
Now in all fairness my humour was a little acidic. I thought perhaps our Legal Professor was capable of taking on board, and predicting the repurcussions, whilst defending himself, as well as explaining to this mere non-legal professor what the relevence of his professional position was here.
Perhaps I was mistaken, forgive me for I am not a Legal Professor.
I`ll stave off this thread, for perhaps I am not `professional` enough.
PS. I`m a nice person really :shock:
Venusxxx
