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Versace__Vase
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Orgasminator
Im A Bi Fem Honest.....Na never bloody works that............ wink Nice ad tho, good luck.
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Im not desperate lol

grab ya coat wink
Dont ya just hate that when that happens Craigwenboy :lol:
Be with you soon naughtys :thumbup:
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Orgasminator
Wilki gets out his AA road atlas, but dispair... He just cant find " On me Ass" That damned AA.
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Ah a dig from the Black country, Ah mind i do remember a beauty from Walsall, many years ago hmmmmm
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Ok now i know i may take some flack for this, but this year, while out working, i do travel about the local area a fair bit, i have found that there havnt been the same amount of fine looking ladys enjoying the fine weather in the North Derbyshire and South Yorkshire areas as one would usually encounter. Where have they all gone? it does take the fun out of working,
Where have they moved to?
The NW, South, The North East, Mind theres always been a fine stock of ladys in the North East.
Any ideas anyone?
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Orgasminator
Huh Horny red Dint smack wilki..................................
Wilki walks off in a sulk
:cry:
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Orgasminator
Anyone got a Firemans suit for sale, Ha way lads play the game ill rent one and blag it lol
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Quote by Marcuso
Why do you need porn ? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Cos he ain't as "well-hung" as you Wilki
WB BTW......xxxxxxx
Hey Marcuso, dont forget i can be black, i can fluctuate my age from 18 to 40 to suit. god im lucky, :lol:
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If a guy knows how to use his pubic bone, ( i think thats what its called, but im just back from a long weekend celabration and couldnt be bothered to read the full thread ) with the woman on top, he really shouldnt have a problem, not bragging, just from personal experience.. whoops another secret is out.
wink
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The shoot looked like La Chambre in Sheffield, never been mind, but thats the only club i know of in Sheffield. Mind i felt very sorry for Frankie, fish out of water, and being offered an extra £50 for anal. Very clinical.
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I think that the Abi video became famous because of John Leslie, the Darling of daytime tv. Certainly not due to the sexual content of the video. Mind it must have cost him a bloody fortune.
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Theres always an exception to the rule bunny, and ill make it just this once for you. lol
You know i told you to "step out of the darkside and into the Light."
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Now to the majority on here, you may think that all North East accents sound the same.
Actually the Geordie accent is by far the worst in the north. The most distinguished and sexy accent is definatly from the Sunderland area. Fact.
lol
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Hi Fred, Met you briefly at Marcuso's, and figured you were a nice guy, nothings changed mate. You do what you feel is best, but you certainly have a lot of friends on this site, and well that says bucket loads.
All the best and enjoy.
Wilki
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