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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Quote by naughty_dogger
hi to all the couples here and single females . can you please tell me if im wrong and as this is my first post would like to know if im doing anything wrong. well after a few trips out of a night had my first show as i think you would call it well anyway had a great time watching them the female window went down and i had a play then her partner asked her if she wanted to give me a blow job they didnt speak to me at any time i just stood ther while she sucked me off though the car window .well then it happen as it is a dream of mine to cum in a female face i asked then then they nodded so i pulled out and moved her hair to one side well just at that moment she looked foward and i shot my load on to the side of her face well mainly down her ear and i think this is what upset him he called me all things . did i do any thing wrong or should i have just stood back and watched
Wrong ear mate, she obviosly prefered it in the other one :twisted:
Just a thought, and perhaps a little warning. Some companys actually can check whos been on what sites, ect while at work, and take a very dim view, if the site in question is not work related..
Disciplinary action often follows such work related discretions.
I certainly wouldnt like to think someone who i employed spent his time surfing the net.
Oh and before someone says " what about you " I own the bloody business
Disciplinary action often follows such work related discretions.
I certainly wouldnt like to think someone who i employed spent his time surfing the net.
Oh and before someone says " what about you " I own the bloody business
you may rise sir wilkalot :rotflmao:
ops: :oops:Quote by edinbughchris
Bugger, i only came on here to buy a heavenly swing, :roll:
Most swings on here are of the heavenly model, but payment is not accepted. Should you earnestly desire to part with some cash I can sell you a very good model that you can only use in the afterlife. I trust you don't mind selling all your worldly possessions in the meantime and living in sackcloth? (I'll have my lawyer, high priest and mind control specialist PM you)
And i only wanted a swing :roll:
Scottish munch here you come!!! 
Any Single male who trys to tell you that they get loads of responses to thier advert, either male looking for fems or couples, is quite frankly, talking out of his back side, (just being polite there) and basicly trying to promote himself,( look at me i must be so good ) Ive spoken to many people on this site over the last twelve months, and mainly single males get absolutly nothing back from an advert bar from the odd one or two replys over a long period of time.
The reason most couples and single fems dont trawl thru the thousands of men seeking adverts, is well quite frankly, they dont have too, it would take ages and all they have to do is place an advert, and they get the deluge of replys.
My advice if to you, is yes keep your advert on, update it on a regular basis, so it keeps it as near the top as possible, sometimes when you reply to an advert the couple or fem ask for your advert number, you have fallen at the first hurdle if you havnt got one.
But as a single male you are the one who has to do all the work, reply to adverts that appeal to you and above all BE BLOODY HONEST.
And let the guys who say i get loads of responce to my advert, look as stupid as most experienced people on here, recognise. Prats.
The reason most couples and single fems dont trawl thru the thousands of men seeking adverts, is well quite frankly, they dont have too, it would take ages and all they have to do is place an advert, and they get the deluge of replys.
My advice if to you, is yes keep your advert on, update it on a regular basis, so it keeps it as near the top as possible, sometimes when you reply to an advert the couple or fem ask for your advert number, you have fallen at the first hurdle if you havnt got one.
But as a single male you are the one who has to do all the work, reply to adverts that appeal to you and above all BE BLOODY HONEST.
And let the guys who say i get loads of responce to my advert, look as stupid as most experienced people on here, recognise. Prats.
Quote by awol
I suppose I'm writing here because not one of you has ever looked at my profile...this is probably because I am a short fat ugly git with no friends (I'm not bitter about this at all... oh nooo).
I have never been on a SwingingHeaven date (desperate or what!). What baffles me is that people on Trisha have actually met people and I haven't! There are even some sick individuals who find Bluexx and Satin's parties fun! Honestly! ;)
If some of you lovely people happen to think along the lines of "hmm - rather mad bastard this awol individual but he could provide an hour or so of entertainment..." then maybe we could all go and feed the ducks in the park or go and find a pub that no one else on SwingingHeaven knows about so that we can sit on the comfy sofas and hog the roaring fire. Well, that's as long as you know where all these nice pubs are as my local is vile!
So just to make it clear (as mud) given the fact that I am on a swinging site, you might be able to guess that one of the things I would like is a raunchy sexual relationship with plenty of strings and ropes attached all over the place. This will include antics such as lots of snogging, tickling, licking...arguing over whose turn it is to use the whips, hadcuffs, lube, etc. Failing that maybe just someone to share a kit-kat with would fe great... and I don't mean the sharing Kit-Kat couple from here - then again I wouldn't mind that either!
If you like the sound of that then why not say Hi!?! I'll be all lonely this Friday 25th March April 2005 (got that date? please write it down). If you are mad enough (which I very much doubt) you can PM or email me and I will return the honour. So please save me form my sick desire to sit in a darkened room staring at the screen and shouting "PM me you bastards!"
So you will be watching Johnathon Ross again tomorrow then :lol:
Hi Debs, what it means well, either they have not followed the site rules, and been banned, or are trouble makers, generally the type that arnt welcome, because they have stepped out of line. However youve got to do something pretty stupid to be banned.
Have a look at the rules, Oh and have fun and enjoy.
Have a look at the rules, Oh and have fun and enjoy.
Having taken part in quite a lot of sport with a great deal of different black & white guys, along with that goes the dressing room banter, and general mickey taking, in my experience. The myth that all black guys are all built like horses, is well.. a myth.
The guys.. both black and white, who are well built do like to flaunt it. But to think that every black guys a stallion is cobblers.
The guys.. both black and white, who are well built do like to flaunt it. But to think that every black guys a stallion is cobblers.
