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17 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Well guys... what can i say... Trebor Mint with the tin knickers, is a No Show again!! Must be lock up time and medication.
I was here waiting.. but well i suppose Trebor mints reputation is in tatters, and i claim her to be my bitch! Hey alls fair in love and war.
Not doing bad Marcuso, 2 nil to Derbyshire.
Now where, Kent you say, Hmm wilki gets the map.
:twisted:
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger,
Stick em up your bum , Nah sorry too old to say that. [/quote
twat!

No colour in this Twat, Getting lazy ? rolleyes

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
AGAIN

TWAT!
Twat would have looked better in red flipa

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17 Mar 2005

Bring it on Trebor Knickers, Anytime, anyplace, anywhere, AGAIN

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17 Mar 2005

You see she comes on and then dissapears again, where are you Trebor knickers, i supose you want another thrashing???? :sparring:

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17 Mar 2005

POLO LADY im here, youve been my bitch for nearly 2 days and now your being brave behind the pc,

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by mattmoleman
Hey thats a good impression of PoloLady wilki. When did you say she will be let out again?

Let her out at , tin knickers took her time getting home lol

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17 Mar 2005

I don't think I would say no to George Clooney either. It would be like shagging a mirror. lol

Why ? Are you long, thin, and reflective? and where do you put the screws ?

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17 Mar 2005

GDay

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17 Mar 2005

I forgot the tax man and the vat winkers mad

Oh and companys that dont pay on time.

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17 Mar 2005

Ill start,
When i see a middle aged man wearing a baseball cap, i just think what a prat!

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17 Mar 2005

Ok ive let her out of the cage and shes sulking her way back home,
Go on be off with you, you Tin Knickered Trolop. lol

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by marmalaid
You aint seen my trees guys

Would that be shoe trees or mug trees?
Somehow I think Polo the Vigorous is not one to be caged!
Where most fail one suceeds,
no mug trees, she has cleaned my shoes tho,

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17 Mar 2005

You aint seen my trees guys lol

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17 Mar 2005

Yeah right, shes wimpering and blubbing, she comes across evil and hard at times but shes just putty in my hands, hang on ........................
Shes just finished my ironing now, time to put her on the chain to sweep my driveway and pick some leaves up.
Ha Polo Lady more of a Trebor mint! :twisted:

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17 Mar 2005

Quote by Parrot
Have some free symapthy from the wise old parrot who passes on this old parrot saying.
Better that Mars has tonsilitis than Uranus has hiccups.

Hows the no smoking going mate?

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17 Mar 2005

Ive just stuck the eletric cattle prod into the cage and given her a few shocks from you Sarge. lol

Mind im going to have to let her out soon, the burning flesh makes a terrible smell. :twisted: and she just wimpers and blubbers all the time, what a din.
Mind she will probably deny it all, due to me rebuffing her claims that she loves me and wants my babys, God what a whimp!

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17 Mar 2005

Thats because after i wupped her ass, i put her in a cage, and shes not coming out until shes done all my chores. Mind she likes being caged up. Ill let her out soon. :twisted:

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17 Mar 2005

Theres a god after all lol

Oh yes

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16 Mar 2005

Well guys... what can i say... Trebor Mint with the tin knickers, is a No Show again!! Must be lock up time and medication.
I was here waiting.. but well i suppose Trebor mints reputation is in tatters, and i claim her to be my bitch! Hey alls fair in love and war.
Not doing bad Marcuso, 2 nil to Derbyshire.
Now where, Kent you say, Hmm wilki gets the map.
:twisted:
Trebor mints are a minty bit stronger,
Stick em up your bum , Nah sorry too old to say that. wink

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16 Mar 2005

Hmm me running scared SPANGLE, never, The pride of Derbyshire is on the line..
Using the excuse you were at a club last night.. and you just were in the jacuzi, we have baths and showers up here, and know what to do in clubs.
As for,
Let the fox see the "rabbitt"
My skill and ability goes before me!! now whos been telling, Just one thing Spangle, im battery free :twisted: and better. wink

Oh and as for the pickling Jar, hmm well you will be one polo without a hole, more of a Trebor Mint
Ill use your pliers to peel off your tin knickers, They havnt decovered faberic in Liecestershire.
The power drill to driil and plug em to the walkers stadium.
And you wont be in any fit state to bother about the other bits and pieces, Mind over Metal, Trebor mint, you want proof,
I wasnt invited to Blue and Satens party!!!!!!!!! and that was just mild, look at em dropping like flys, waiting and willing.
Come out Come out where ever you are. :twisted:
P.S Wilki Im better than "Cillet Bang". :twisted: :sparring: rolleyes

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16 Mar 2005

Quote by PoloLady
Myself and a friend or two (any regular forum users should be able to work out who) will be having a girlie evening of fun at Chameleons on friday. We plan to stop over and continue the fun after the club closes - or just crash-out if the club is up to form. We may have a spare space in one of the beds at the hotel.
Any nice guys free on Friday?

Now then Spanglewoman, You wont be fit enough to go out on Friday after ive finished with Ya
:twisted:
Winki calling
lol

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15 Mar 2005

Im up for the it, but Spangle has done a runner, she can run but she cant hide!!!!!
Mind its lock up time and medication at 9 pm
lol

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15 Mar 2005

Well i reckon just to make sure you should meet a guy, one on one, plenty of those chaps knocking about, im sure you will enjoy that. while you wait ofcourse for the couples who will come running, beating your door down. now youve just opened your sexual mind. Hmm confused

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15 Mar 2005

They seek him here
They seek him there
They seek that damned Wilki everywhere
Is he in heaven
Is he in hell
That damned elusive ......
Well im here,
Come on Spangle where are ya, and bring ya pickle jar cos youl be walking home with a funny waddle
lol

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15 Mar 2005

:roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:
Hmm step into my parlour said the spider to the fly

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14 Mar 2005

Come on then ill take you on :sparring: First contest Derbyshire versus that nobbly bit under Derbyshire duel

Just not tonight im off out :smoke:

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14 Mar 2005

Yes, Cos ours is better than yours nah nah ni nah na lol

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14 Mar 2005

And Carlista as Chief weather collator, and damn fine sexy weather girl, redface

x
Oh and Morbius uk as Derbyshires (and carlistas) kinky tea boy

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14 Mar 2005

I was in a meeting today discussing who should run certain areas of a buisines, ie north, south, east, west, and got to thinking what if we had someone in charge of all the different regions,
So i thought about it, and came up with the following.
Derbyshire, i nominate.....
S/H King of Derbyshire, Marcuso, my reasons, well anyone whos met him, you will understand. and hes got that goatee.
His number 2 would be Nomad Soul, why cos he survived the party with flying colours apparently.
Office Maiden, Wibbly wobbly cos shes just dead good at all that stuff.
Chief Jester GT, because hes a right laugh.
I want to be Chief Whip :twisted:
Our Banner/ Coat of arms would be Marcusos famous shorts on a stick, if youve seen em they would strike fear into anyone coming near lol

Now that us sorted,
Now for Teeside,
Sorry. Alex

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14 Mar 2005

I was once told that Mackums are the best lovers in the world. lol

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