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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Quote by Marya
Is this what you're after, Wilki?
You'll need more than some flimsy boiler suit to contend with me, mister.
Choose your weapon!
Yea right, while im trudging the streets of teeside looking for you, you sit behind locked and bolted doors typing away. you can run but you cant hide Marya,
i actually thought when you wrote "is this what your after, Wilki?" i thought you were offering whats in your avarter as a piece offering. :twisted: it will take more than that, i want the whale bones from your home town aswell,
Now Wilki sets off for Palestine for a chat with the two warring factions. mind that will be easier than listening to some of the single male crap Wilki arrives in Teeside
Mumble mumble mumble,
sorry, Wilki removes his gas mask.
Well guys i can report Marya has done a runner, appartently hiding at Alex females, and Alexs excuse is sorry ive got to teach Dave Notts to make Tea properly.
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
Mumble mumble mumble,
sorry, Wilki removes his gas mask.
Well guys i can report Marya has done a runner, appartently hiding at Alex females, and Alexs excuse is sorry ive got to teach Dave Notts to make Tea properly.
So Wilki dons gas mask to make his way back to the Dark Lands of Derbyshire scoffing of two of his Derbyshire compadras fear ( Marcuso and Nomad Soul) Hey Guys it was soo Damn Easy.
Wilki gets map, hmm now where is that bit that the north east doesnt want and yorkshire chucked out, ah there... ah.... erm...wilki gets chemical suit out and slips into it, Hmm tight fitting. and sets off to do battle.
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
:twisted:
Ps if it all goes horribly wrong, Fabio would you do me the honour of scraping me up and posting me back, please.
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
MARYA WHERE ARE YA
:twisted:
Ps if it all goes horribly wrong, Fabio would you do me the honour of scraping me up and posting me back, please.
Quote by Dave__Notts
I got a call from a couple of the lads that work for me today, refusing to go back into the house due to it being unfit to work in, well with the house being a short distance from where i was working, i told them to sit tight, and id pop down to personaly judge the tricky situation, due to it being part of quite a large contract.
I arrived at the house which was a quite modern detached property with a brand new car sat on the drive, As i knocked on the door and then entered, the smell hit me square in the face, old food on the floor, thick dust everywhere, dirty desgarded cloths all over and ill not go into too much detail regarding the wc and bathroom, needless to say, as soon as i left after telling the lads to take the gear back to the warehouse, i headed straight for a shower, and all the clothes went straight in the washer.
Brand new car, massive flatscreen tv and hi-fi and ( sorry to use this expression ) a shit hole, and the son of a company director.
Im just waiting for his Dads phone call tomorrow, which should be interesting. anyone had an experience like this
Well I am sorry that I missed you when you called.................................
:lol: :lol: Dave_Notts
Erm im gonna tell on you, " ALEX ALEX Daves picking on me again Alex" :lol:
I got a call from a couple of the lads that work for me today, refusing to go back into the house due to it being unfit to work in, well with the house being a short distance from where i was working, i told them to sit tight, and id pop down to personaly judge the tricky situation, due to it being part of quite a large contract.
I arrived at the house which was a quite modern detached property with a brand new car sat on the drive, As i knocked on the door and then entered, the smell hit me square in the face, old food on the floor, thick dust everywhere, dirty desgarded cloths all over and ill not go into too much detail regarding the wc and bathroom, needless to say, as soon as i left after telling the lads to take the gear back to the warehouse, i headed straight for a shower, and all the clothes went straight in the washer.
Brand new car, massive flatscreen tv and hi-fi and ( sorry to use this expression ) a shit hole, and the son of a company director.
Im just waiting for his Dads phone call tomorrow, which should be interesting. anyone had an experience like this
I arrived at the house which was a quite modern detached property with a brand new car sat on the drive, As i knocked on the door and then entered, the smell hit me square in the face, old food on the floor, thick dust everywhere, dirty desgarded cloths all over and ill not go into too much detail regarding the wc and bathroom, needless to say, as soon as i left after telling the lads to take the gear back to the warehouse, i headed straight for a shower, and all the clothes went straight in the washer.
Brand new car, massive flatscreen tv and hi-fi and ( sorry to use this expression ) a shit hole, and the son of a company director.
Im just waiting for his Dads phone call tomorrow, which should be interesting. anyone had an experience like this
Quote by darkniven
My point exactly,
How the hell can you want to have sex and meet someone thru an advert, forum or in the chatroom, just based on wanting to meet a good personality. and not care what they look like, bloody stupid. and they dont realize it makes them look pathetic. Thats what this whole post has been about.
Because sex is just not about what people look like. It boils down to how people treat their sexuality. I'm here because I'd rather have sex with someone who enjoyed the fun & sensual side of sex; looks, size etc is not so important!!!
And if what your are saying is what this post is about, then why not say that in the first place, rather than letting a lot of people mistakenly post honest answers to a seemingly innocent post!!!
In future, be as honest as those that responded to you post!!!!!!!!
Not that I've had a bad day today,
D x
I can bite when needed.
With all due respect, the question asked was
Why are you here, expect and want?
Which covers most of what has been said and written in the post, however bite as much you want my friend, when you read some of the so called single male crap that is posted, its embarrassing, only my opinion. but still think that for a guy to come on a swinging site to look for personality alone, is a joke, and for people to believe him.. is more of a joke.
My point exactly,
How the hell can you want to have sex and meet someone thru an advert, forum or in the chatroom, just based on wanting to meet a good personality. and not care what they look like, bloody stupid. and they dont realize it makes them look pathetic. Thats what this whole post has been about.
How the hell can you want to have sex and meet someone thru an advert, forum or in the chatroom, just based on wanting to meet a good personality. and not care what they look like, bloody stupid. and they dont realize it makes them look pathetic. Thats what this whole post has been about.
Sorry for being away for awhile, work and sleep, perhaps, and perhaps only, i could have titled this thread differently, However do please realise that this wasnt an attack on any one guy in particular.
I agree with all the points regarding the forum, the highs and lows, ups and downs ect and generaly ive never had a problem with anyone at all, indeed far from it.
At this point ill try to justify what i meant by "pretentious" making (unjustified) claims to special merit...
As soon as someone has a problem with a pillock, ( and lets be fair theres more than one or two ) whos just joined the forum, "some" guys on this site jump up and down saying "id never do that", " isnt he a ..." Saying things for effect, trying to fit in, trying to be liked so much. Look at me im a good guy pick me, Ok they actually might mean it but some go way over board, over the top,
The guys who say " Why do i get hundreds of replies to my advert, but there all from Gays, Any single guy who has advertised with a profile knows that they very rarely get replies.
And theres more..
However, what really got my goat, are the the guys who join a swinging site, ( sorry im still laughing at this) and try to make out they would prefer someone who has a good personality and that looks dont matter. Giggle i nearly fell out of my chair,(sorry full leather bound executive computer desk seating facility)
A, no matter how long you converse with someone in either the forum or chat room, you simply cant get a good perspective of thier personality, why? Because you can only base your thoughts on someone with the information that THEY are giving you.
( and for anyone who doesnt believe this, Hi im Wilki, im worth millions, ive got a dick that can expand to any size to suit all, erm no it doesnt really work does it.
When i heard the personality coment, it really made me think christ guys, get a grip, stop making yourself look so bloody stupid. we all know why we are hear, and yes the social side is great too. but for crying out load guys, just be honest.
I agree with all the points regarding the forum, the highs and lows, ups and downs ect and generaly ive never had a problem with anyone at all, indeed far from it.
At this point ill try to justify what i meant by "pretentious" making (unjustified) claims to special merit...
As soon as someone has a problem with a pillock, ( and lets be fair theres more than one or two ) whos just joined the forum, "some" guys on this site jump up and down saying "id never do that", " isnt he a ..." Saying things for effect, trying to fit in, trying to be liked so much. Look at me im a good guy pick me, Ok they actually might mean it but some go way over board, over the top,
The guys who say " Why do i get hundreds of replies to my advert, but there all from Gays, Any single guy who has advertised with a profile knows that they very rarely get replies.
And theres more..
However, what really got my goat, are the the guys who join a swinging site, ( sorry im still laughing at this) and try to make out they would prefer someone who has a good personality and that looks dont matter. Giggle i nearly fell out of my chair,(sorry full leather bound executive computer desk seating facility)
A, no matter how long you converse with someone in either the forum or chat room, you simply cant get a good perspective of thier personality, why? Because you can only base your thoughts on someone with the information that THEY are giving you.
( and for anyone who doesnt believe this, Hi im Wilki, im worth millions, ive got a dick that can expand to any size to suit all, erm no it doesnt really work does it.
When i heard the personality coment, it really made me think christ guys, get a grip, stop making yourself look so bloody stupid. we all know why we are hear, and yes the social side is great too. but for crying out load guys, just be honest.
