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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Quote by Dave__Notts
Dave, i thought a certain lady from teeside was " always in the driving seat, " More tea dave" lol

She always is :lol:
But I can't remember you being brave to her face :lol:
Dave_Notts
Nope totaly agree, mind you do make good tea Dave, :lol: ,
DAVE MORE TEA, Yes dear Wilki do me a favor and nick some of A's crystals, off the light fittng :shock: :lol: sorry mate it had to come out
Quote by Eagerslut9
I don't think there's any particular "in" crowd really.
It's just a matter of joining in and getting known. Before you know it you'll have worn your typing fingers to the bone, met a few peeps from the site, and be a "regular" biggrin
Just go with whatever you feel comfortable with and I'm sure you'll have a great time!
wink :wink: :rascal:

Ive been a member for approx 18 months, and ive been to a couple of munchs, so not that new, and i dont consider myself a newbie, however my point is directed at some guys on here, talking absolute crap, why not be honest, and yes have a laugh, and sometimes, disagree, but come on, SOME guys try to put across that thier so good, there godlike.(not talking about sexual prowess) My point is too the more experienced on here they must look bloody stupid and arnt doing themselves any favours in the long run. and above all i would have thought you may have recognised that.
Dave, i thought a certain lady from teeside was " always in the driving seat, " More tea dave" lol
I dont need lesons chaps, and yes parrot, ive read some of your posts, i only ask the question because sometimes some of the pretentious, stuff spouted by some on here, just begs belief, hey yes they are free to do so, but for gods sake, am i the only one who can recognize the crap thats said, just to try to fit in, be one of the in crowd.?
Ive been a member of this forum for quite a while now, and i must admit, watched and read, more than contributed.
So why are you here? and what do you expect and want?
If memory serves me right, the guy had a few rings on his fingers which caused the internal damage, however in the morning, she didnt wake up. a very sorry tale.
How the hell do they get the condom into the......... nah.. then wilki thinks he better not..
Being serious, for a moment, a woman died from V fisting a few miles from me, a couple of years ago, the guy nearly went to prison for it.
Quote by doctorg

Can't you just arrange a sociable drink or something, then take it from there - as you've said, you get on well. The worst that can happen is you come away as friends? After all, it's noones fault if the sexual spark isn't there, it's just one of them things dunno

Hi, Sorry to PM you, but I feel a bit embarrased putting it on the forum right now as I feel like I've been tarred with the tosser brush! I've met her already at a regular party, but though everything feels right just not had that crazy physical spark and guess I'm just a little dissappointed, and was hoping some people might say, yes if you get on fantastically then her not being your normal physical type (whatever that is) won't mean anything after a while.
maybe it's just being a newbie, guess the regulars have heard the same old stuff from a million people...hmm.
DrG x
Listen Doc, i wasnt targeting you at all, go out there and enjoy yourself, you only get one chance at this life, personality does count, i was just putting my point of view that some guys on this site, and not just on this site, "IN MY OPINION" talk and type what they think people want to hear.
Quote by Calista

Hey Wilki ... long time no see ... how the devil are you? And if that's you in your avatar why's it taken so long????
C x

Hi Carlista, yes its me, sorry ive been taking time out.. hmm.. but your friendly weatherman is back. just been out side and its started to spit.. lol . and being such a nice single male i totally deny the suggestion that i have given you the weather warnings because i find you damn sexy and your avater does things for me. :twisted:
But getting back to the point. Sometimes ive sat here and read some of the things that have been posted and thought well. i dont really need to say......
Wilki thinks of a new advert.
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Want a good personality, not bothered what you look like, but im such a nice guy, ill say just what i think you want me to say Im a good guy. honest, oh and not desperate.
No my friend it was just a generalisation, ( if thats a word ) not directed at you, just some of the statements by guys ( that i think ) just try to be PC. and the bloody stupid thing is that im sure the majority of females and couples and guys for that matter see straight thru it.
But hey its just my opinion.
Ive been a member of this site for quite some time now.. and well, sometimes i do wonder why people say some things, sorry im pretty sure i know why they say them, and im affraid mostly from males. Hey i maybe wrong, but for gods sake,
A guy wants to have fun with someone whos got a good personality but you dont find especially attractive. Oh please.
Not picking a fight here but for gods sake there has to be an attraction.
Im not a tosser, im a good male, just like all the males on this forum. never done anything wrong me, nope, never never never! Im so good i could be too good to be true.
Wilki dons crash helmet for inevitable barage lol
Well Corrie, when you get up tomorrow, ill take a gues at how many emails you will get,
75.. Apparently it takes about 7 hours to go thru the swinging heaven site,
Hi guys.
I was there 14 months ago,
Well i cant give you any information on "Clubs", however some usefull tips
Take a few photo copys of your passport and carry them with you all the time, not your real passport. Theres one or two pick pockets about and passports are very highly sort after.
Beware of the young gypsy girls, theres usually 2 or 3 of them in a team, one will generaly try and talk to you, while the others try and get in your pockets, evenings only.
And take a warm coat.
The foods great although a touch more expensive now.
If youve not got transport booked from the airport, make sure you get an official taxi, theres plenty about and get a business card off the driver to ring to arrange for the journey back.
But above all dont be put off, its a great place and you will have a great time.
Have fun
Wilki
I personaly love the single lifestyle that i lead, however , if i met someone, and im not looking, i would certainly retreat from the swinging side of my life. Unless of course my new partner and i thought it would enhance our relationship.
Hi people, i really wasnt complaining, just trying to warn other people of this person.
Any chance of locking this Mods,
Hi people just a little warning that if you get a reply to your advert by someone who has a "famous american, black heavyweight boxers" name in his email title, do be a bit wary. ive had about 6 mails from the person behaving a little bit.. well lets say strange. I maybe wrong, but somehow i dont think i am.