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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 123
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Right theres you tied to a bed with 27 single... nah wrong thread sorry lol in my opinion, touching, basicly as far as you want anything to go, obviosly discussed prior to the fun. now wheres the other thread :twisted:
Just thought id let anyone know if youve posted an advert in the photo ads section, wanting to meet tonight, and you have your anonomouse mail on, you may not recieve a reply tonight because its running a bit slow
Cheers everyone
Now as a rule of thumb, i usually eat out in the evenings or get the od take away, however tonight due to the bloody weather over Derbyshire, and recovering from one hell of a hangover, i decided to look in the cuboard for something to eat. Now at this point.. i realise im just a touch daft for not getting the bare essentials in. However, what do i find, one tin of Hienz Baked beans, some cheese in the fridge, left over from a party, and i do have half a loaf.
So beans on toast with grated cheese it was, ive not had that for bloody years and by it was nice. now wheres that bottle of wine, hmm thats one New year resolution gone out of the window.
Erm dont suppose youl lean out of your window flashing a tourch to give me an idea where you are,
redface
I know, i know, we single males sometimes complain that we are harshly treated by our couples on here sometimes, yawn. But come on guys, life in general.
Yesterday i went round to my best friends home, like i do every boxing day, (tradition) basicly just to have a good laugh and drink, watch tv, listen to music and a smashing meal to boot, ect with him and his good lady.
Now my best friend and his good lady are a smashing couple, they have a great home and standard of living and a great life and a brilliant relationship. and all in all its a brilliant day. something i look forward too every year.
But , im glad im single, in the relationship stakes i mean. i can do what i want, when i want, how i want, without the worry of upsetting a partner/ wife.
and i have had the long term relationship thing in the past, ive got a great and well cared for daughter. i just really like being single.
So how about you guys, looking for love and affection? or just happy being single.
Bah hum bug, ill be spending my time with my Jehova whitnes friends, oh and ive given up drinking and smoking tabs lol nice ad tho lol
Quote by Marya
Bringing the thread back round to the original topic ....
Sorry you're feeling crap about your singledom, Funk, but it really is something you should try to relish.
Think about it - no one nagging you 'cos you didn't shave this morning, you can fart in bed or out of it anytime you like, no traipsing round the shops when you'd rather be in the pub watching the footie with your mates and you can shag anyone you like, when you like .... ok, a lot of the Smug Marrieds on here can do that too .... but, honest, it's good thing. You've got the rest of your life to be tied down to one person and you are so young now you should be enjoying it ... making memories to look back on in your old age when you're wiping your grandkid's botties.
I'm truly happy to be single again :smug:
There may be times when I might get a bit lonely or want a cuddle. There may be times when I see other couples being all loved up and I feel a slight 'twist' in my stomach (I'll put that down to last night's kebab) but the benefits of singledom far outwiegh the possiblity of ending up in yet another disastrous relationship because I wasn't ready for it or I settled for someone who wasn't exactly right for me.
You will find someone when you're not looking - it's so true. Women can smell desperation on a man. My advice to you is to enjoy your independence while you can and I'm sorry I can't offer you anything more constructive but if we cross paths one day I might shag you - will that help?

Well said beautifull, absolutly Bang on.
I could, and feel like saying a few things to one or two people, a few home truths. but wont.
Marya, the second person inside two days who has left this site that i actualy know and would hope that i could call a good mate and a friend and the butt of my wind ups and jokes.
Well all i can say is
Dont change,
be yourself
have a laugh,
And keep that sense of humour.
Ian x