Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
Login
Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 123
0 miles · Derbyshire

Forum

Quote by JGL
Ok so i got back from a great night out in Notts on Sunday, and was relaxing in the evening (Bloody shattered actually), when there was a knock on the door, i opened up and was met by 3 young kids with the full halloween stuff on, "Trick or Treat" so i duly gave them a pound a piece,
10 minutes later a knock on the door you guesed it, trick or treat, again 3 young kids, different masks, again a pound a piece.
10 minutes later, yes you guesed it,knock on the door, trick or treat.
now at this point i was becoming a touch suspicious, yes i again gave them a pound each, but watched them leave, where as they didnt go next door, they walked up a small path close to my home,
And gues what, 10 minutes later who came back down the path and back to my door, the same little buggers who had just had the best part of a tenner off me.
Little swines, mind youve got to admire there cheek and money making ideas.

they must of seen you coming a mile off!!!!1
JGLActually mate how much did you get while out trick or treating last night, and how did your first day back at school go? lol glad your back mate
Ok so i got back from a great night out in Notts on Sunday, and was relaxing in the evening (Bloody shattered actually), when there was a knock on the door, i opened up and was met by 3 young kids with the full halloween stuff on, "Trick or Treat" so i duly gave them a pound a piece,
10 minutes later a knock on the door you guesed it, trick or treat, again 3 young kids, different masks, again a pound a piece.
10 minutes later, yes you guesed it,knock on the door, trick or treat.
now at this point i was becoming a touch suspicious, yes i again gave them a pound each, but watched them leave, where as they didnt go next door, they walked up a small path close to my home,
And gues what, 10 minutes later who came back down the path and back to my door, the same little buggers who had just had the best part of a tenner off me.
Little swines, mind youve got to admire there cheek and money making ideas.
Marcuso, can i ask if its alright
if i can nominate Alex Female, The ace breakfast maker,
as a goodbye present to the SH site,
well im sure she will be more than happy to get up and prepare, (wilki reachs for his calculator)
hmm all the guests well approx 150 guests x 2 breakfast rolls, = 300 breakfast rolls
( oops sorry Marya likes 4 packed rolls in a morning )
Wilki makes mental note must order more sausage and bacon for Marya, (and a new hairbrush for entertainment)
302 breakfast rolls in all
Yeah Alex Female can handle that, no problem.
What do you think Marcuso,
HEY DONT TELL ALEX IT WAS ACTUALLY DAVE_NOTTS IDEA.
Well ive just read this and what can i say..
Although ive not known you and Dave for long, the welcome that you gave me at the N/East munch and your party afterwards was well just brilliant, and it meant a hell of a lot. and again at the notts munch, ditto.
You both made a new boke on the munch scene very at home and at ease, and Alex you put up with my wise cracks and gave them back with a laugh and a smile. "Dave Coffee"
I can only say that im sorry that someone like you will be leaving the site, hopefully not for long.
So its with a heavy heart that because you are leaving the site i will be honest about the crystal thing
IT WAS ALL DAVES IDEA, Honest, and hey Dave, now you can say what you want in the chat room and Alex wont find out :lol
lol
Good luck with those books you keep reading, and re sitting your seven plus :twisted: (come on ive got to get a few in before you leave) you never know one day you may want to do a case study on INSIDE WILKIS MIND, mind no bugger could fathem that one out.:
Miss you kid.... mind youve not gone yet!!!
See you at Marcusos
Ian
Well like all the above id like to say thankyou to claire and steve for organizing a great munch, and it was great meeting everyone, old friends and new, see you all soon.
P.S. Marya your secrets safe with me and i promise i wont tell anyone what you actually did lol
Id just like to say a big thankyou to Dave_Notts and Alex Female who again were just simply brilliant hosting another great after munch party, and guys the bacon and sausages hit the spot this morning. Great to see you again, and it was great to meet up with everyone there. See you soon
Anyone heard the one about the .................................
wink
I owe some great people a few drinks.
At this point WILKI steps in and says a VERY BIG SORRY TO LITTLE, Too much :cheers: what i viewed as funny at the N/East munch, was taken the wrong way, and i certainly didnt mean it, in that way,
What???? Ah now thats just not on.. :cry: , Great news KID, oops sorry about the kid thing, smackbottom lol no being serious bunny, im really chuffed for you. Mind i do hope hes from the light side and not the dark side, lol xx
Quote by Marya
:shock: I would!

Consider her yours, Marya...she's not my type anyways. confused
~Reese! surprised
You're too kind!
When should I expect her - or do i need to arrange the collection myself?
... wanders off wondering how much it costs to post Abi Titmuss first class and if it will take less than the standard 3 days that Royal Mail seem to abide by ...
Ive seen nicer bums than Abi's lol
I can see it now, a post 4 weeks after the Scotts Munch.
Anyone seen or heard from Wilki since he went to the Scotts munch ?
Nope
no
Who
Naa
Lucy and Little Reply
He didnt come :twisted:
:giveup:
lol
Ok i would at this time, Ahem, like to say, Ahem, although i may have been slightly invoved in the missing crystal incident, Ahem, and at this point i must stress that DAVE NOTTS had nothing to do with the missing crystals, Ahem, No DAVE NOTTS didnt do a thing. And it wasnt DAVES idea, See DAVE im no snitcher.
I certainly didnt have any involvement in the wheel trim incident, they would have looked a bit daft hanging from the light fitting.
Its just today i was working in an office, and two secretarys were working and talking in the ajoining office, and mentioned Rice Caking, and suddenly became a little embarased after realizing that i may have overheard,
Rice Caking Anyone????
Alex didnt you read the pm that i sent to you and Dave yesterday?? Mind you wont reach it, even with a step ladder, lol yes im Brave from a distance too) Dave you have the power..
Oh and i forgot..
Dave........... Coffee lol
I would like to formaly apologize to Lucy and Little for the my poor sence of humour.
Unfortunatly, at the time i didnt realize that you didnt find it funny, I certainly didnt think i was upsetting either of you. I really didnt.
However on reflection, (Sunday morning, with a hangover, not an excuse) im sure that although some of my coments could have been taken the wrong way, they certainly wernt meant that way, indeed far from it and on Sunday evening was taking steps to say sorry.
I am truly sorry for upsetting you both. and i hope that at some stage in the future i can apologize in person
Wilki
As ive already posted on the other N / East Munch thread in the cafe.
Special thanks to Fabio for a great night and Alex and Dave for being great hosts for the great party. Marcuso for the lift to the munch and all the munchers who made me welcome. It was great to put faces to names and i cant wait to meet you all again soon. Except the Taxi / coach driver lol
First of all i would like to say well done to Fabio (the A to Z of Newcast#e, Taxi / Sorry Coach drivers take note), a job well done, a great night, now time to sit back and relax,
And a big thankyou to Alex and Dave for making me welcome for the after Munch party, and the bacon and sausage breakfast, in her lovely home.
It was great to put faces to names, i wont name names because im sure to miss someone out, but i just want to say it was great to meet you all and thankyou for your warm welcome.
When i first came across this site, i wondered what a munch was.. and now i know.
A great night, with plenty of laughs with great people who i look forward to meeting again.
Fabio, now then mate how about.. lol