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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 123
0 miles · Derbyshire

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My dear Bunny, it would be a pleasure to make you bend and stretch, making you breathless and lightly sweat. wink
welcome :welcome: i remember when i first dipped my toes in, and went in right up to my knees lol have fun
Ok, now as im fairly new, ive not had the missfortune of having a no show so far,
So i was just wondering what are the best excuses youve been given?
One of the best ive heard was
Sorry cant make it this evening, The alternator has blown on the car, now you may not find that amusing but where this person lives, they still operate with horses and carts, not cars, lol lol lol lol Sorry couldnt resist this IN JOKE, Bloody single males,
Any others?
You see Bunney its written in the stars, i can see you coming over from the Darkside
Plink Plink Fizz.....................................
A few hours later...............................
Now wheres that Jd
lol
Well what can i say after that nasty unjustified torturous coment with regard to eating Pizza and drinking Brandy.
IVE GOT JD IVE GOT JD OH AND DRAMBUIE,
Hmm cant you just taste it, the smell of it hmm
Hows your Brandy
mind i do know how to bribe you now
lol
and i never mentioned the word Kid :twisted:
Marya, you know if i stand on the other side of the room at the N E Munch, its not that i dont like you, you know that, but youve just made me bloody nervous.
mind who dares wins
wink
Unfortunately, no Brandy, i have red wine, white wine lager and bitter, and a bottle of Drambuie, wheres that come from, bloody Drambuie???
Oh and a unopened bottle of JD,
Shame i too poorly
Now wheres the ice, oops
lol
Well thankyou for that, you enjoy your pizza and brandy, while i have my lemsip
Give me the whips and paddles
but that statement is torture
AHHHHHHHHHH No More wink
Ah well you see, dont you have any "strappings", to tie the exhaust back on, should be in the AA, kid or is that the green flag?
Looks like i may have to take a leap into the dark side battling the floogers paddles whips and the frills, with my trusty faith in rescueing a lost soul lol
And when your feeling down right naughty,, both and then some more, and for only 2 hours, you do want to come over to the light side, where time waits for..
Seen something interesting, or perhaps..
lol
2 hours is better than 3 ?
surley not
Yes feel free to introduce me to your flogger,
Thats if you have time to use it tho
Hmm
lol
Ps nice frills, nice..
I can feel a 2 hour whip, sorry trip becoming a maybe, a possibility hmm a reality
to slide you to that place you sometimes go