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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 123
0 miles · Derbyshire

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Although its not going to be in the next few days,
Im sure you could be tempted at sometime in the future by a touch of smooth red & white
Taking you to.. the other side confused:
The words Time and place spring to mind and im affraid in my opinion this isnt either
Trust me and i can only speek for myself, i recently whitnessed it, couldnt believe it, then believed it and my god i enjoyed it, a real turn on. but get the towels ready, lots of them.
You will have a great time
Hello from me too :welcome: the cafe is great but the coffee is rubbish, moderators I WANT Nescaff Origanal poke bolt
Oh and Marcuso, will you you put my name down for the after munch party, if thats ok
Wilki
Im really glad you brought this up jon jon,
Now i grant you there are a hell of a lot of single males out there, and yes a large preportion are pillocks and time wasters at a gues. I can totally understand the couples out there getting cheesed off recieving mail after mail from single guys when they have requested couples only, and yes that gives the whole single male thing a bit of a stigma. But not all Single guys are prats, some are geniune and wont let people down.
I for my part wrote a honest description in my profile, age ect ect
now i could have shaved 10 years off my age, becoming 30 and know one would know any different, because i can pass for that quite easily, ( hang on theres an idea lol i wonder if anyone else has thought of that surprised ) but didnt because im not bloody 30. im 40 and happy being 40, and would have qualified to reply to many more ads, requesting 30 or 35 limits.
However there are instances, OH YES THERE ARE,( oops to early for the pantomime season) when couples reply to ads when it quite clearly states no couples, and hey you dont see that very often on this site. rolleyes
So yes we have guys that cant read properly in the single male ranks
But there are some couples that either cant read or decide to take a chance too.
Something that single males are always accused of, Good and bad everywhere guys.
I nominate that single fela from Chesterfield, dont know his name, but hes got a prowling cat as his avater confused
I dont know some couples just cant read thed ad correctly, and you thought it was just single males. lol
Have fun Kid.
ps red & white or black & white ?
Listen, if you are geniune and you are hurt by some of the things that have been said in this thread my friend, i suggest a good long think about what you are trying to achieve.
Speaking as a very happy single Male, thankyou. if you are hurt?? by words written.
My advice get yourself off to a night club, enjoy yourself there, and think about expanding your pleasure in a few years
Only my thoughts, not preaching
rolleyes
The reason i ask this question is,
My daughter and her friend came up to stay this holiday and they thought it would be a laugh to, ( im going to regret saying this, both 15 year olds wanting to become beauty therapists) give me a face mask, and manicure, if thats the correct terminoligy,and they had got all the stuff, well i went along with it as Dads do, well it went on and was a bloody wierd feeling and they peeled it off, didnt due much for me, oh and half way thru, my loving daughter had contacted my best friend ( her god father ) on the qt, asking him to come round for a laugh at my expence. redface and he did. Mind it did make my daughters smashing visit even better, mind ive not had that much mickey taking in a long time
I wont be doing anything like that again, so it got me thinking guys,
What do you do to make yourself fairer for the ladies?
Now this should be interesting lol
Hi people, ive asked a couple of questions, but only thru being interested, you see me for real at the notts munch
Sorry Sarge, i was up two hours before you, not only that id been clubbing for 6 weeks 24/7 without sleep and had nothing to eat, honest, so I licked the road clean, thats why it was easy for you! lol
Hi People, just my own experience, when i first posted an ad, As A Single Male, well i expected to be inundated with offers, Wrong!!!! and i always have a wry smile on my face when i read single males post "IVE HAD LOADS OF REPLYS TO MY AD" wink
Yeah right.
When i started i didnt understand the friendship thing about the site forum, and chatroom, i still cant work the bloody chatroom thing out. but as ive got more into it, and im still sort of on the outside looking in, ive had some pms from nice people on here, and no not in that way, just friendly ones, and that is nice.
In the time ive been on this site, ive had probably 15 replys of which 9 were picture collectors and 6 geniune.
Ive found more sucess in replying to adverts, but you have to be carefull.
So my only advice is keep going and dont be put off, i suppose it all depends what you are looking for.
Funk, A tip from someone whos a touch DIZLEXXXEECKl,
COLLINS
DICTIONARY
and
Thesaurus
Mind i maybe a touch too old for this newbie speek
rolleyes
Harveeeee furnnnnn
I must admit when i first, joined in this forum i too thought that steve and claire were getting divorced, so you went alone Alex redface