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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
Ive got a map book and a A to Z ? and ive got plenty of buddies.
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Quote by geoff69smith
I've got a vid on if any ladies would like a view & if you like it let me know be gr8 to hear from you
xxGeoff
Nice butt Geoff... and you have a chest like my hubby's... mmmmm lol
Thanks Jaymar, glad you like........Gr8 vid too......mmmmmm
Hey Geoff, nowt wrong with the video like but for gods sake get the woman to shave her arm at least the next time. looks like you were doing it yourself.
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Quote by poshkate
Bugger, i should have been on 10%.
Only 10%? Cheapskate
I assume he ment commision not discount hun
Your damn right there, mind posh ill cut you in lol, :lol:
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Ill be honest, i sat and read thru this and im sorry Searcher, and its only my opinion that it was a very poor attempt at an advert. But hey if it works for you then do get on with it, but as someone who has dabbled in these areas and was quite succesful (not thru the forum but thru the adverts) i do remember posts like these poping up from time to time. But hey if it works for you, mind looking at your profile mate and your pics you look pretty camp to me. must be wrong like your profile says your straight.
But the one thing i will say is that anyone who thinks that chatting to someone in a chat room and or a forum with a view to forming an opinion of wether there a good person beyond reproach which would lead them to have safe sex or fun with them.. well im sorry. If you think you can tell your bloody stupid.
Axe murderer or nice guy, must be a nice person because they said nice things on the internet. Oh Dear!
But hey im so good im chocolate, ive got 24" inchs and i can lick my eyebrows.
But the one thing i will say is that anyone who thinks that chatting to someone in a chat room and or a forum with a view to forming an opinion of wether there a good person beyond reproach which would lead them to have safe sex or fun with them.. well im sorry. If you think you can tell your bloody stupid.
Axe murderer or nice guy, must be a nice person because they said nice things on the internet. Oh Dear!
But hey im so good im chocolate, ive got 24" inchs and i can lick my eyebrows.
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Ive been informed that for the rest of Novemeber and December there maybe rooms available for as little as £15 per night and im sure there competitors will follow suit.
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Dear Mr Vase,
While I was thrilled to finally see someone willing to cure my bisexuality, I was more than a little disturbed to find that, at 46, it seems I am too old for my troubled and mixed up soul to be converted back to the path of hetrosexual righteousness.
Does this mean I am faced with a future of covert same-sex nightime activities?
Am I forever to roam through the galleries at SH Towers stopping only to gaze and perv at ladies bouncy bits instead of cock shots?
Am I never to feel the warmth of flannelette nightdresses but instead to fill my underwear drawers with the likes of Ann Summers, La Senza et al?
Woe is me! I hereby resign my bisexual soul to a lifetime of hedonism, girly nights in, Pete's bbqs and SH munches.
Life's a bitch :twisted:
Regards,
Sassy
:notes:
Touchy bugger like you, go on then if you must, ill open it to 46, Just this once like.
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Quote by PoloLady
So fucking huge it needs a hoist, winch and harness just to lift the mother.. :twisted:
I thought you had a chair lift now.
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Now if your larger than a size 12 ( mind if your a small 14 try it ) over 45 and ginger please dont reply, im just being fare.
Ok ladies Versace Vase is back to cure you and bring you back to the hetro world, Im only here for a short period of time but a few hours with the Vase will sort those problems that you "seem" to enjoy now. and bring you back into the fold.
4 Weeks only, the month of November. Book by pm only. No winks, the only time i wink is when i lick my eye brows. So be warned.
Please note, couples you must leave your male partner / husband at home, one look at me and they will turn Gay!
And that kinda defeats the object of my mission.
And im not sorting those buggers out.
Ok ladies Versace Vase is back to cure you and bring you back to the hetro world, Im only here for a short period of time but a few hours with the Vase will sort those problems that you "seem" to enjoy now. and bring you back into the fold.
4 Weeks only, the month of November. Book by pm only. No winks, the only time i wink is when i lick my eye brows. So be warned.
Please note, couples you must leave your male partner / husband at home, one look at me and they will turn Gay!
And that kinda defeats the object of my mission.
And im not sorting those buggers out.
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Come on lads stop having him on, Its a club for Wanks, Wanks is a nick name for people who come from Wankershire which is a district of Scotland, you know you live in Leicestershire, well Wankershire is in Scotland.
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Some Mods that have frequented this site and some of the so called more experienced members of the site who think there so damn important, when infact there jumped up Dime bars.
Oh and not forgetting the large proportion of single males who say looks dont matter to me, its the personality. Numptys :lol:
Oh and not forgetting the large proportion of single males who say looks dont matter to me, its the personality. Numptys :lol:
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Nah ya daft buggers, Cling film for the sensative effect or Tesco Bags and gaffa tape, when putting the tesco bag on twist it as you slide it over and back so it gives you the ribbed effect and gaffa it to the base of your love hammer. If using the Tesco bag i do recomend that you shave or trim, cos removing the Gaffa tpe hurts like hell.
Please note you may use any brand of Supper market bag, Tescos, Sainsburys, Asda, but im sorry i would refuse to use Kwicksave Netto Spa and all Local shop Bags because im posh. Not Scruffy and un washed.
Please note you may use any brand of Supper market bag, Tescos, Sainsburys, Asda, but im sorry i would refuse to use Kwicksave Netto Spa and all Local shop Bags because im posh. Not Scruffy and un washed.
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Get ready pal, your going to get loads of replys, mind there wont be many foxes.
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You dont stand a cat in hells chance until your VERY well known and that will take a long time.
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Stayin well clear, too much on at the moment, speechs to make papers to sue ahem, lol
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I hope youve got a curry house with plenty of seats in the resturant Dave.
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Anyone need any painting, decorating or gardening, diy ect, see above.
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Well there you go, thats my good deed done, Hang on.. ive raised awareness, which means some people will go and donate... which ultimately means i will be responsible for some little ones out there in 9 months or so............. Damn and blast.
My i now state that any bugger who trys to get hold of part of my millions to support any young wippersnappers who appear in 9 months, ultimately can nick off.
My i now state that any bugger who trys to get hold of part of my millions to support any young wippersnappers who appear in 9 months, ultimately can nick off.
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Quote by Jas-Tim
By your local fertility clinic,
Actually, this is quite a serious matter.
There's a dire shortage of sperm donors at the moment which means that cpls who are depserate to have children but cant, either because the male partner is infertile or there is no male partner are having a really hard time.
I donate regulary and its nice to know that I am contributing to a worthwhile cause as well as furthering my gene pool.
You also get tested regulary for any STD's so combined with popping out during your lunch hour for a bit of DIY manuel relief you get a full check up.
:thumbup: :thumbup:
Will you still feel as happy if any of the children you produce via donations come knocking on your door?
I know the change in anonymity rules has put many people off, which is sad but understable in some ways.
Just wondered whether it affected your outlook in your donations at all?
Jas
XXX
i know why you looked at this thread :lol:
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Id have to say if i was still looking, wild horses wouldnt stop me going to the land of nod, ahem if invited.
