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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
Polo Lady, i suggest that you alter your profile with haste, it states you are "2006 years old".
I was banned for the same reason last week, i said i was 137 years of age. well i did say i was female and 137 years old and "not" looking, however it was just a bit of a laugh between me and another member of the site, but i forgot to change back also the pics which are still there quite clearly show im a fella.
But that wasnt good enough. So please dont suffer my punishment..... such an established member being possibly banned for something so trivial or naughty.
Just trying to help.
I was banned for the same reason last week, i said i was 137 years of age. well i did say i was female and 137 years old and "not" looking, however it was just a bit of a laugh between me and another member of the site, but i forgot to change back also the pics which are still there quite clearly show im a fella.
But that wasnt good enough. So please dont suffer my punishment..... such an established member being possibly banned for something so trivial or naughty.
Just trying to help.
Orgasminator
Let me be the first to back and give my vote to Miss P Kate from Manchester. I thank you.
Orgasminator
Hey dont get me wrong, i certainly dont have a problem if some fella chooses to wear one, like S Connery, in the Bond films, very few people new that was a wig (theatrical), he certainly got away with it, and you do have to admire someone like a Wogan who really cant give a #### because that ones obvious, what really prompted me was i sat near a guy at the theatre last night, now i do know him, and hes got a fair few bob to say the least and to be honest he just looks.. well you know what i mean its just so damn obvious, a comical side parting thing stuck there. But hey just thought id gage what people thought.
Hey just for a giggle, can you imagine if you got into meeting which led to a compromising fun situation and............. nope best not go there.
Hey just for a giggle, can you imagine if you got into meeting which led to a compromising fun situation and............. nope best not go there.
Orgasminator
A member of my family is in the middle of Chemotherapy, ( oh and im not bothered if ive spelled it wrong either ) after having breast cancer. Due to hair loss, she wears scarves in and around the house and for shopping ect, including a fringe now and then with the scarf, which those in the know will know what im talking about, also she does have a wig for more formal ocasions which is very life like and you wouldnt know the difference unless you knew about her recovery.
I understand why women feel the need for wigs and hair pieces, for what ever reason that they want them, medical or fasion ect, and please dont think im generalising the need or situation.
However MEN that wear them, i am sorry, i dont just get it. ok hair loss to some men must be hairendoes, ahem, but for gods sake ive never seen a male wig / hair piece that looks anything other than plain silly, and im not talking a theatrical hair piece, the likes of the ones that scotts fella who used to play bond used to wear and many more.
I dont mean to upset any male members out there who own and wear them but i do think that they just draw more attention to there plight than just being O natural.
I understand why women feel the need for wigs and hair pieces, for what ever reason that they want them, medical or fasion ect, and please dont think im generalising the need or situation.
However MEN that wear them, i am sorry, i dont just get it. ok hair loss to some men must be hairendoes, ahem, but for gods sake ive never seen a male wig / hair piece that looks anything other than plain silly, and im not talking a theatrical hair piece, the likes of the ones that scotts fella who used to play bond used to wear and many more.
I dont mean to upset any male members out there who own and wear them but i do think that they just draw more attention to there plight than just being O natural.
Orgasminator
Bloody mods, sometimes they just cant agree. opps, theres me thinking out load again.
Orgasminator
Nah, ive taken em home and noones playin wiv em ever again blurt blurt blurt, yeah right. x
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Orgasminator
Ouch, ouch and ouch, first i must say sorry to Kate for my attempt at humour. i am sorry and was just trying to have a bit of a laugh.
Naughtynymphos yes you were right it was just a way of trying to lighten a thread that hadnt been answered. I failed boo whoo.
Naughty Uncle, well you can just ...... sorry ahem. yes do feel free to score browny points and fit in with the crowd. hope it helps. :2fingers:
And Sassy,
Hmm that would be tellin, mind at my age i prefer a cup of tea and a slice of cake. andi never was much good at it. Oh Well...................
And just to put the males out there right, you should do things right and dont behave like me, I know, behave like Uncle Naughty.
The Vase's wrists have been slapped
Naughtynymphos yes you were right it was just a way of trying to lighten a thread that hadnt been answered. I failed boo whoo.
Naughty Uncle, well you can just ...... sorry ahem. yes do feel free to score browny points and fit in with the crowd. hope it helps. :2fingers:
And Sassy,
Hmm that would be tellin, mind at my age i prefer a cup of tea and a slice of cake. andi never was much good at it. Oh Well...................
And just to put the males out there right, you should do things right and dont behave like me, I know, behave like Uncle Naughty.
The Vase's wrists have been slapped
Orgasminator
You sayin i aint a bi fem byatch. 
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin
teach yourself, :cry:
see youve had plenty of takers here tonight, and all you had to do was watch the Vase and learn.
On behalf of all single males, let this be a lesson to you, now ok this attempt failed, however if you keep pestering the couples like this, some of em are bount to give in. Its so damn easy.
Ps and it does help if shes damn fit..
You see guys still tryin
Orgasminator
FFS, Im desperate .Ive had to be good for months, now i can let my hair down.
Orgasminator
I just guesed the right honorable ( yeah right) Bloke would reply ( or would that be "hack")
( or would that be "hack") 
Orgasminator
Hi Kate, id be more than happy to teach you everything i know. :giggle:
Orgasminator
Are you sure, i just might spoil you for your fella, Eve had her apple, Once youve been in contact with Versace's " Vase" you just wont be the same. and please stop winking at me.
PS my pm in box is full now so i shall clear it in the morning.
PS my pm in box is full now so i shall clear it in the morning.
Orgasminator
Well, ill be a bit more honest im not bothered about the fella he can bugger off for all im concearned. :small-print:
Right, the right applicant should be female, slim, tanned, dark or blonde (im not that picky) beautifull, damn sexy and up for anything. Now form an orderly cue.
Pics a must, but no c##k shots
Versace's Back ladies oh yes.
PS Bi and single fems can apply too.. if you must, but let me stress, No strings!
Right, the right applicant should be female, slim, tanned, dark or blonde (im not that picky) beautifull, damn sexy and up for anything. Now form an orderly cue.
Pics a must, but no c##k shots
Versace's Back ladies oh yes.
PS Bi and single fems can apply too.. if you must, but let me stress, No strings!
Orgasminator
Quote by HornyLittleBlonde
Um, no... I don't wink. Also, I don't spam. Blimey, I must be giving out some bad vibes... or i'm being tainted by another's brush.
Blimey.. ur a suspiscious bunch
Not suspicious, it's just that we all know that the "Wink auto responder" has a set message. Although there are 2 options to choose from they are both very similar.
It was just the most plausible explanation to your question
Wink
Orgasminator
Sorry but only from down there can someone use the name Slug pellet. 
