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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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Orgasminator
Better at doing the more domestic things than men, home making, cooking, washing, needlework, cleaning, you could honestly believe thats what they were put on this planet for. And if you get one that gives a good blow job by what a winner!
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Quote by cheekychimpArse wipe
Hi,
In my humble opinion...since the New owners acquired this site...the options and functonality at ones finger tips has improved 100%. In fact...I'm tempted to pay for the extras on offer..!!...nothing new there then.. :twisted:
However........enough time has elapsed and..correct me if I'm wrong..(some fecker will..!!) this site remains free for the functionality one had when Mark was the owner?
It was inevitable that improvements would reap rewards...here here.. ( we all like to do business no matter what that may be..!!!!!) .........so..congrats to the SH Team...well done...x
CC......
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Im about to retire and have sumond my female man sevant to do what is expected, Versace Towers is closing and will be recieving my "lucky" guests soon.. ahem if your good. I thank you and good night.
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Quote by lilacgem
Nothing wrong with my cheshire bad habits :!:
All that effort & I didn't even get an interview :upset:
Not at all.. You just have to apply your self and try harder.
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Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
I'm a dedicated cleaner & I just love my domestic chores & ironing is such a turn on! I use a good bit of spit in the old iron I find it works better than starch.
My conditioner is far better than those ponsie things in the supermarkets! A good bit of chip pan oil softens the clothes nicely
Hope I pass:D :D
Nooooo you have it all wrong :shock:
Put bleach in the iron, it removes the stains as you iron plus stops the iron from blocking up with limescale :)
for conditioner i use old cooking fat also, can't beat that nice smell of fried chicken and sausages, helps you to really mix in with the crowd when in a kebab shop :D
A Dyson he says ffs! have you never heard that fag ash is good for your carpet, surly dust must be also?
Do i pass then ?
Shaz x
Shaz your up for an interview, but tell Tony to bring his Camera and lots of tape :rascal:Oh and it will be in a travel lodge.
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I require references, can you provide them, your avater certainly gives you points however im not sure of the spit for the iron, and the chip pan oil, however i can bring you up to speed and get those Chesire bad habits out of you and get you to the real world. A hint Tescos not nettos finest, crackin ass tho 
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Quote by lordx
Hi manc male interested ,would need to see some pics first.
Kin picky you mate
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Hi,
Id like to meet a slim, sexy, well turned out," genuine" lady willing to clean, iron, dust and wash, and generally do womens things once a week. ( twice, maybe three times if your good)
Hey ladies just want you to know ive got a top of the range Dyson for your pleasure .. and practicality, nice soft yellow dusters, Mr Muscle, Mr Sheen. ect
No one liners please and i dont respond to winks. Tell me a bit about you, What do you use in the iron?
What conditioner do you prefer. You must be local with a face picture ( and a sexy bums a must.) Blonde or Brunette only, Ive been told Gingers are a bit of a problem. in return you get the Vase attention... if your good. :lickface:
Ps if part of a couple he can help the Gardener.
Id like to meet a slim, sexy, well turned out," genuine" lady willing to clean, iron, dust and wash, and generally do womens things once a week. ( twice, maybe three times if your good)
Hey ladies just want you to know ive got a top of the range Dyson for your pleasure .. and practicality, nice soft yellow dusters, Mr Muscle, Mr Sheen. ect
No one liners please and i dont respond to winks. Tell me a bit about you, What do you use in the iron?
What conditioner do you prefer. You must be local with a face picture ( and a sexy bums a must.) Blonde or Brunette only, Ive been told Gingers are a bit of a problem. in return you get the Vase attention... if your good. :lickface:
Ps if part of a couple he can help the Gardener.
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Quote by lilacgem
Right just back from washing up, ](and thats bloody womens work) and looked thru the thread and the flag thing.
And I suppose you think that women should stay at home & tend to their mans every need :!:
Hey chill, do some ironing and dusting.
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Quote by poshkate
Well hello Posh Kate :lickface: Just looked at your profile, hmm, fancy a quick shag with a single man, ill send loads of winks cos i know you like em, can i take photographs cos i know you want to be a model
AND I FOR ONE THINK 4X4 ARE GREAT VEHICLES AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE.. NO TWO.. no ONE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. :thumbup:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
Hmm posh dont make promises you cant keep, heellllooo :lickface: :rascal: 
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Well hello Posh Kate :lickface: Just looked at your profile, hmm, fancy a quick shag with a single man, ill send loads of winks cos i know you like em, can i take photographs cos i know you want to be a model
AND I FOR ONE THINK 4X4 ARE GREAT VEHICLES AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE.. NO TWO.. no ONE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. :thumbup:
AND I FOR ONE THINK 4X4 ARE GREAT VEHICLES AND EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE ONE.. NO TWO.. no ONE FOR EVERY MEMBER OF THE FAMILY. :thumbup:
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You see someone with sense, and i bet shes done the washing up today.
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Right just back from washing up, (and thats bloody womens work) and looked thru the thread and the flag thing.
I think they should do away with the flag of St George ( he wasnt even English) and the union Jack for that matter and get somthing more multi culturol, Somthing with a bit of green and yellow, with a hint of black added.
That would look great in your garden.
I think they should do away with the flag of St George ( he wasnt even English) and the union Jack for that matter and get somthing more multi culturol, Somthing with a bit of green and yellow, with a hint of black added.
That would look great in your garden.
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Dont start me on gardens, My gardener broke my lawnmower today and wanted to fix it with a bit of wire. a bit of wire i ask you. Deducting it from his bloody wages more like, and from now on im getting his tea bags from Netto!
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And couples wanting C##k shots and winks, im sick to death of couples pming me asking me to send a wink NO NO NO and once more i say no :twisted: .
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You mean youve never seen a swinger in a baseball cap driving a big black thing wearing sunglases?
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And baseball caps,Blokes in baseball caps i ask you, we dont play baseball for one, we hardly need them cos of the weather, Youve seen em walking round a shop with there cap on and yes theve got bloody sun glases on in JANUARY. (mind ive seen some canny looking ladies in baseball caps.
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Right, I think people that drive those bloody big american and japanese 4x4 vehicles, should have there nodules removed, unless they use them for work, ie a builder ect. You know the ones i mean, Always big black and shiny, never done a days work in there life. ( i dont mean the drivers either) bar from taking the kids to school in a morning and picking them up later.
Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby.
Oh and those bloody England flags, well ok if you need to let them flutter, wait until the world cup, but no they just put the bloody things up a month early, and what really makes my blood boil is when you see them still on the cars 6 montrhs latter all ripped and gruby.
