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Versace__Vase
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 122
0 miles · Derbyshire
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In my experience over the years, quite a few single males talk or post quite a lot of crap, rubish like id prefer a woman/couple whos got a good personality over looks. now hey dont get me wrong if you want to pork and have fun with a ugly bugger, now thats your choice. ( we just know your desperate) personally i didnt. i preffered the good looking ones who didnt mind that i was dislexic.
Nah, all single males are unreliable, talk big and dont turn up ( and most dont wash either).... i never turned up, just to make a point of it.. Those bloody couples and single fems thought they had all the power. Not with me like.. Take that you buggers.
I think that all clever single males should put in there advert, COUPLES DONT REPLY. and watch the daft buggers reply to your adverts in droves.. but dont tell em, it worked for me over the years.
I think that all clever single males should put in there advert, COUPLES DONT REPLY. and watch the daft buggers reply to your adverts in droves.. but dont tell em, it worked for me over the years.
Quote by Rich_and_dee
Hmm, never had that problem at all as a single male. i get inundated with requests from couples and single fems and bi single fems. so tuf, na na na na na.
Im so good im chocolate
I take it you dont believe me, a single male... not being honest.. i dont believe it... :lol:
its like the damn Alamo here, im having to beat them of with sticks.. the bloody single bi fems are the worst, and im simply so upset at the amount of couples wanting C##ck shots, well you aint havin em, get back you buggers and form a cue.
529 replies, 526 from a cetain person (HLB) and 2 invites to partys and 2 meets already and 36 planned! God this single male thing is so easy. Not such a newbie now.. ahem.. Im so new at this, please if anyone has any advice on friction burns and over suction. 
Im soooo tired with all the action.....im sure i will reply after a good nights sleep. to all x
Im soooo tired with all the action.....im sure i will reply after a good nights sleep. to all x
Im such a descreet gentleman, i was going to keep your reply private. but hey.. you do realize that a certain young lady with a very nice bum (HLB) just may have the hump with you? right we will comunicate via pm, (whatever pm means.. im soooo new at this) Ive now received 360 replys, and yes the majority from sexy bum, but hey this Single male thing is so easy, 2 meets at the weekend planned, but hey looking for more. Please be gentle with me remember im new to this, ahem.. and all you well estabilished couples why do you insist on c#ck pictures. :bounce:
right we will comunicate via pm, (whatever pm means.. im soooo new at this) Ive now received 360 replys, and yes the majority from sexy bum, but hey this Single male thing is so easy, 2 meets at the weekend planned, but hey looking for more. Please be gentle with me remember im new to this, ahem.. and all you well estabilished couples why do you insist on c#ck pictures. :bounce: Well people of swinging heaven, first id just like to say a happy new year to you all, and just update you on a post, (Depression a sad story) i posted a good few months ago. Too many times you see a post fade and die, so heres what happened.
To put you in the picture, if you cant be bothered to do a search lol, a good friend of mine was in a relationship with a smashing woman, who thru many different reasons suffered depression. She finished the relationship and he was in absolute bits, and couldnt understand why the relationship had finished, nobody could.
Anyway, not having any idea about depression, i posted on here and got some great feedback and advice which i passed on, again thanks to all who helped.
Well people of swinging heaven... the conclusion is....
The depression was beaten.
They got back together.
And are as happy as they were in the first place
And they are expecting a baby this year.
So all in all a happy new year.
Thanks again.
To put you in the picture, if you cant be bothered to do a search lol, a good friend of mine was in a relationship with a smashing woman, who thru many different reasons suffered depression. She finished the relationship and he was in absolute bits, and couldnt understand why the relationship had finished, nobody could.
Anyway, not having any idea about depression, i posted on here and got some great feedback and advice which i passed on, again thanks to all who helped.
Well people of swinging heaven... the conclusion is....
The depression was beaten.
They got back together.
And are as happy as they were in the first place
And they are expecting a baby this year.
So all in all a happy new year.
Thanks again.
