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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
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Quote by makingcocoa

*feeling somewhat out of place as the viewer though. Might have to see what we've got in the photo files*

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Bless ya!
Yer tiz then
Quote by Bloke2005
Bedding or too many pairs of jeans tend to achieve the right effect - or large towels... although ours tells you when you've put "too much in" :shock: wink

Spoilsport machine!
I am enjoying this thread immensely.
Is wonderful to be the viewer and not the viewed, innit?
*feeling somewhat out of place as the viewer though. Might have to see what we've got in the photo files*
Fallen Angel? Were your feet black as sin after Marcusos party, too?
Re: Cost of said boots, and incredulity of spouse/partner - talk to Jas (or Timmy, depending on which side of the fence you're on)
Worst thing I did to my mum?
Rip her twat open with my head, ruin her figure for ever, skupper her social life, become better friends with her husband than she was, you know.. the usual.
rolleyes
Quote by guy4fun
what if one is posted and then that person changes his or her mind,
personally i cant see it working

Believe me, that happens all too often, even when you have express permission from someone. rolleyes
Talking of which, where is Denise these days? lol
Oooh, you little star!
Because of this problem, Reese has now stopped doing pics at all. I can see this might work, but there's still the odd-bod who'll fuck it up.
What you implying?
I make you cringe? mad
Come on, show and be damned!
Quote by MikeNorth
They are very long to be song titles - 10 words and seven words? Are you sure they are not whole first lines?
I've never heard of "Santa Claus got stuck in my chimney" - perhaps those two are equally obscure.

I think he said first lines, actually hun.
And I agree. The line is "When Santa got stuck in the chimney" isn't it?
/me thwacks Sarge with a good right hook to the bollox, then scuttles away like the cowardly spazz she is.
I have abso-fuckin-loooootly no idea what you're all on about.
But if there's a party involved, maybe you could educate me.
Because THIS will suffer the wrath of Mal, any minute (with any luck), I'd better repeat this here:
Quote by postie
Happy Birthday makingcocoa !!! Hope you are having a wonderful birthday and the hangover isn't too bad!!!!
Less than a week to Wigan !!!
...MakingCocoa!
I did remember, honest... I did not need Postie to remind me.
BTW, Postie is taking the high road, at the mo, so he says:
Quote by postie
Happy Birthday makingcocoa !!! Hope you are having a wonderful birthday and the hangover isn't too bad!!!!
Less than a week to Wigan !!!
Quote by 34fun
i think you should start up a clothe vix charity....
why not
you give everyone the pleasure with your avatars.... i have a £5 here for you, now where do i send it lol :lol:

I get half an hour lunch break on a Saturday and spent the time wisely, in Ann Summer, today.
Their stuff has improved, hasn't it?
Bought 2 outfits and some poppers and a prezzie (for one of 'my boys') and stockings and... oh, I spent £91 :shock:
(Look out for new avatars, in the near future)
However, this time of year, apparantly, I should be spending my money elsewhere...
What-EVAH!
Made myself feel better by buying a Big Issue, on my way back to w*rk.
Girls, (coz I'm sure the guys don't), do you feel guilty after spending your money on yourself?
I sure as hell do!
Quote by Bloke2005
Hello Young Lover (cue for a song...) wink

Wherever (in the South) you are...
:love:
PS to Bloke:
Fish is a good alternative to meat, on a Friday night, especially.
Am informed by 9yr old (who is closer to the windows than I) that it has just started snowing.
Ugh.
Pete, on the dot of midnight, there will be 12" of snow all over the UK.
So a customer in the bank told me today.
I said "well, you can't complain about 12", can you?"
Sometimes I'm glad there are no managers in earshot!
No snow in Glasto at the mo. It has got suddenly warm, of course, which after a few days of freeze is a sure fire sign of impending snow (according to all my 'old duffer' customers, in the bank)
I am being fasionably late, too.
HB, sweetheart -
I got a little somethig for ya ;-)
Dissolvable asprin, boiling water, honey, lemon juice and whiskey.
Just a perfect day,
Drink Sangria in the park,
And then later, when it gets dark,
We go home.
Quote by markz
im 5 ft 2 and 34DD, is that ok?? lol lol

:shock: and I thought pixie's were a myth biggrin
Oi!
I'm 5'2", too!!
mad
Quote by celestria
Now can I please do a pointless poll, cock size, previously asked, answered and bored to death with kind of thread? LOL

Not sure.
Maybe you should ask in a poll?
Quote by Topcat35
Mine would be 'Prime Mover' by Zodiac Mindwarp! I doubt if anyone has heard of them though.
TC.

I had the 45
My theme tune? Victoria by The Kinks. Natch.
Quote by marmalaid
Look, I was sandwiched (almost) between him and Mal! You wanna swap places?

Um... no.
Quote by marmalaid
There's one on now, quick, look!

Oooh, choclatey goodness.
I seen him, he nevar runned away! I win a prize!!!
Quote by marmalaid
Anywat, on with life, I guess wink

100W is excessive, I find.
Mind you, I don't even tolerate 60W these days.
Must be age.
Quote by marmalaid
It was serious.
Thanks Steph, either no admins have been on when I look, or it's because I am not using MicroWank.
Is it coz I is Mac?

It's the former, sweetie. lol
Have I frightened them off too? And they don't even know me!
Brill!!
Oh no, hang on, maybe they're cute....