It was serious.
Thanks Steph, either no admins have been on when I look, or it's because I am not using MicroWank.
Is it coz I is Mac?
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Vix
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 55
UK
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Postie:
I find myself curiously concerned, yet marginally excited by the fact that you and my husband have been comparing cock size. (All be it verbally).
I think there must be a way to clarify this dilemma.
Also, if you are possibly slightly less well endowed than Reese, and I understand some men are, then I could possibly do a test to put pay to this question once and for all.
Maybe with another fem to help.
Cocoa anyone?
I find myself curiously concerned, yet marginally excited by the fact that you and my husband have been comparing cock size. (All be it verbally).
I think there must be a way to clarify this dilemma.
Also, if you are possibly slightly less well endowed than Reese, and I understand some men are, then I could possibly do a test to put pay to this question once and for all.
Maybe with another fem to help.
Cocoa anyone?
Reet then...
Looks like our ISP is back on track, this morning.
Went out to take kids to school, yesterday, and the crashed vehicle is no way near as funny looking, in the cold light of day... typical.
I have a courtesy car - it's a girl car, tho.
Nissan Micro-dot, or somesuch. Got 80 miles on the clock. Eh, soon knock that into shape.
Looks like our ISP is back on track, this morning.
Went out to take kids to school, yesterday, and the crashed vehicle is no way near as funny looking, in the cold light of day... typical.
I have a courtesy car - it's a girl car, tho.
Nissan Micro-dot, or somesuch. Got 80 miles on the clock. Eh, soon knock that into shape.
Just had a fog/ice/darkness/car incident.
Totally lost the road and ended up in a field, having demolished a fence and a road sign or two.
Had just picked up the kids, too.
Only 20 mins and the RAC were there, unable to help... but there!
20 mins later and the big truck came and pulled the car out the ditch, in the field, whilst Reese, the kids and me got to sit in the warm cab of the truck. (It was -2, according to my car's thermometer.)
And now we're home and the kids are asleep. My car however, according to the kids, has a "but crack" in the front.
RAC man's wife... "I think the radiator might have copped it!" (she was giggling, btw)
Me: "No shit?!"
Ayways, this is just to say how lovely they were, how speedy the service was and how fucking grateful I am that we were all wearing seatbelts.
This paragraph is the bit where I say I do not want "sympathy" or hugs or shite, just wanted to share, and can't wait to get photos posted, coz it is so funny, but I know you've stopped reading by now and will do it ayway.
There'll be photo's tomorrow, soon as I ca be bothered.
Totally lost the road and ended up in a field, having demolished a fence and a road sign or two.
Had just picked up the kids, too.
Only 20 mins and the RAC were there, unable to help... but there!
20 mins later and the big truck came and pulled the car out the ditch, in the field, whilst Reese, the kids and me got to sit in the warm cab of the truck. (It was -2, according to my car's thermometer.)
And now we're home and the kids are asleep. My car however, according to the kids, has a "but crack" in the front.
RAC man's wife... "I think the radiator might have copped it!" (she was giggling, btw)
Me: "No shit?!"
Ayways, this is just to say how lovely they were, how speedy the service was and how fucking grateful I am that we were all wearing seatbelts.
This paragraph is the bit where I say I do not want "sympathy" or hugs or shite, just wanted to share, and can't wait to get photos posted, coz it is so funny, but I know you've stopped reading by now and will do it ayway.
There'll be photo's tomorrow, soon as I ca be bothered.
Quote by postie
Ratio of poles to holes makes me wish more men would think mmf, when one says 3 some, but alas, they seem to prefer 1:2 to 2:1.
:laughabove: poles to holes .... not heard that before !!!
Bollox! I've just blown one of my best chat-up lines.
*Dashes off to think of a new plan for bagging Postie*
Good on ya, gal!
Was the best (you might not want me to say) £# I have ever spent. OK, that he spent, but you know what I mean.
I didnt have SH back then, so my internet, world-exclusive reveal had to be on a bikers forum!!
BTW, tiny bit of bruising, no bandages, next to no pain. I have my "immediately after" photos if you need them, hun.
Was the best (you might not want me to say) £# I have ever spent. OK, that he spent, but you know what I mean.
I didnt have SH back then, so my internet, world-exclusive reveal had to be on a bikers forum!!
BTW, tiny bit of bruising, no bandages, next to no pain. I have my "immediately after" photos if you need them, hun.
Quote by MikeNorth
Hi makingcocoa, it's great to hear that you've finally made your first munch and had such a great time - hope to see you at one sometime.
You are not the first munch-newbie to have your "hand held" - this has worked very well several times, and no doubt will continue to. The only slight risk I can foresee with your "newbie list" suggestion if the list contains a pushy bloke who exploits it.
Mike.
Quote by Article 002
When one is discribing a tosser, one should always be fair and unassuming of gender, when using the gender discriptive noun.
In accordance with the above SHUnion directive, I formally ask the above quoted MikeNorth to amend the offending paragraph in his post to the wording below.
Article 002 of the SHU states that that should have read
"The only slight risk I can foresee with your "newbie list" suggestion if the list contains a pushy bloke, or bird, who exploits it."
Vix
Can't Remember my Job Title but It Was Important.
Of the SHUnion
The 'hand holding' thing was great... meant we not only met you, practically our RL neighbour, but that also I got to spend time with Postie, without me & him talking Trades Union stuff.
However, when you meet us this weekend, I must warn you thatI have a friend in the pub who makes Postie look as 'red' as that Thatch*r frmale..
So you will not be spared Politics, after all.
However, when you meet us this weekend, I must warn you thatI have a friend in the pub who makes Postie look as 'red' as that Thatch*r frmale..
So you will not be spared Politics, after all.
.........i am so horned to be your friend 
