Quote by Reese
I had the utmost difficulty with "fanny" when I first moved to the UK (um, linguistically speaking), as it's synonymous with "bum" in the U.S. (where, actually, "bum" is merely a term for a "tramp" over here...which, in the U.S. would be someone who is a "tart"...ack! nemmind, it's too confusing!).
Quote by Heather
Three years...
Quote by fruity1976
Got a vibrator? Put it on and stick the top of it between your teeth and look at the computer monitor (or anything else for that matter!!) hehe tis cool
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Just think,this time next week,we'll be in a catatonic state,waking up completely hungover but with big smiles on our faces(i bloody hope!!)
Quote by well_busty_babe
hmmmm i came up as aphrodite too!!!!
you think this might be a fix?
they must have got a job lot of aphrodites lol
Quote by GlisteningHelmet
I have no children, but once & this is honest truth...I was with a luvverly couple, (who had three upstairs, playing) whilst mummy & daddy were playing downstairs, I was happily eating at the downstairs buffet, when a small face was seen squashed against the lounge door (which had glass panels....frosted...thank god).....with a little voice saying...."I want a glass of water....& what`s that man doing, daddy....."
Quote by Calista
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
hwoar: Quote by midlandsman1970
There is a site out there from japan which shows a Bukakke challenge where a woman lives off 12men and a raw egg a day for a week.
Now theres a challenge for a dozen single men on this site !!!!!!!! ???
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Autumn always feels exciting to me, the beginning of the new season. As exciting as Spring, but that could be cos I know xmas is just around the corner
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by Jules and Jeff
The support act was Kate Wilde, so that might give an idea of the era.
Quote by Clare_Lincs
Thats an idea i guess,but then you still have to buy mascara so i guess its just more expense,how much does it cost??
Quote by Clare_Lincs
I need a reccomendeation every sodding mascara i get seems to give me bloody spider eyes,all bloody clogs up and make me look like a muppet,so can anyone give me a reccomendation as to where to get some that doesnt make me look like incey wincey??
Quote by Re-Lapse
Apparently god is a woman!(now we know why the world's fcuked)
According to the film Dogma.
Great film featureing some good actors.
Quote by easy_going_dude
The track from the davert is by Laura Greene and called 'Moonlight, Music and You' - a cracker.....another good one, incase ur interested is 'California Soul' by Marleena Shaw which featured last year in the adverts.
Quote by Redbird
What turns me on? I think someone's smell can be very erotic. I don't just mean the perfume or aftershave they are wearing but their natural body odour
Quote by dambuster
Hi everybody.
Hi hunni, Im hooo-ooome
I didn't even get to see it.
What else have I missed????
Quote by Santino
singthis to the tune of I WILL SURVIVE
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/20581.html
Quote by GregLondon
I once shoved a load of Rolos up a woman's fanny... and I was eating her out and enjoying the Rolos. But then when I got down to the last Rolo, I told my girlfriend she could have it.
Quote by professorj: Ok so here goes.
So is it considerd acceptable for me to continue with swinging without my wife? Am i considerd single???????
This is a genuine question folks so genuine answers please!!!
Quote by corriefem
Not on phone but Dave |Notts did witness me sending a private message to Lucifer in the chatroom last night that the whole room saw
Mine was equally embarrasing... in a northern soul chat room in June '03...
Quote by GregLondon
The biggest problem about depression is that one of the symptons is lacking the energy and will to pull yourself out.
I'm on seroxat and it has helped. It also didn't have toooo many sexual side-effects.
Quote by Vix
If you seriously think you're falling into the pit of depression and can't climb out - go see your GP. There's enough of us on here who have been thru/are going thru mental illness and it is no social biggie.
Quote by Vix
If the thought of that makes you mad at me, then I apologise. I don't know anything about you, after all. Just would not want anyone to 'put it off' for as long as I did before starting to get things sorted.
Quote by Libra-Love
The only black man I've ever found myself attracted to is Ian Wright
Quote by oliveoyl
I need some advice here ladies - sorry guys no disrepect.
I am off for my first smear test since we started swinging this week, how do you explain the more than one sexual partner???????
Its not that I am emberassed by my lifestyle but I dont particu;arly want it on my records.
Any advice gratefully recieved!!!!!!!!!!!
