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WibblyWobbly
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · South Yorkshire

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Happy Birthday... smile
I'd send you a slice of cake but I didn't get a birthday cake this year... lol
Nice arse BTW... wink
Quote by Ice Pie
Anyone fancy a shag?
See? Nothing.

Harrumphhh... you are being rather regionalist you know... by the time us Northerners will have finished work, gotten ready for a time of indiluted passion, hot and raunchy sex, travelled to London... found a parking space... it'll be tomorrow and then the moment will have been lost... *sigh*... So that's another Nov 15th gone... but forewarned is forarmed... there is always next year! :twisted: biggrin
Thank you one and all biggrin
I've had a fantastically great birthday so far... we've only just got back from Fleetwood - Lancs... spent the evening munching (not in our sense however :twisted: ) and chatting with lots of friends and Bunny Sigler

Now it is doubtful any of you know him but he is very famous in the world of soul music - especially for Philadelphia International music lovers...
So picture this... me and him on a table on our own... chatting away... I ask him, 'who is the most famous person you ever met?'... he said 'President Kennedy' I said, cool... where? He replied, 'The White House'... jaw drop and we exchanged a high five... 'cos that *is* a cool thing to have done...
I did get a bit saucy and ask him if he'd had a three some in the bedroom area... I expanded on the subject when he looked 'askance' at me... You know, I said, you and two girls... His twinking response was a gleeful 'three girls' followed by a ribald wink... LOL
Later, when he was on stage singing, he sang Happy Birthday to me... accompanied by at least a thousand voices (1500+ in the room)... What a flippin' good night... *happy sigh* and I owe it all to my darling GT... XXX - I love you so much...
LOLOLOL to IcePie... asking if I was at the Notts Much... hilarious... luvs ya... xxx
Da Frogser...xxx
Judy... you and me need to go girly shopping doll... I need a helping hand with *so* much stuff...
Jacky and Wayne (mode=areyoubeingserved) We're free ;-) (</mode)
Thanks freckledbird (fellow sheffield muncher), KL, redstilletto, fruity1976, corriefem (nice meeting you too ;-), jonjon, Misschief (so love that name), Clare (phew.., spelt it correctly smile, Lucyweebaps, debbiewebs (mad bird but gorgeous), little gem, The Sarge Bilko (he noticed me at last! smile, Reese darling... if you had come at me with a tape measure do you think I could have denied you? ;-) , Sarah1448 and last, but by no means least, Dambuster!
THANK YOU FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY COTTON PICKIN' HEART...
On the 14th NOVEMBER 1960 (MASSIVE, HUGE ENOURMOUS, GREAT BLOODY BIG HINT FOR TOMORROW)
lol lol lol lol lol
Elvis Presley - "It's Now Or Never (O Sole Mio)"
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Quote by Calista
get yerself down here then .... I have wine ;)

Hmmm... I'd be seriously tempted if you have some Wolf's nipple chips... :twisted:
Quote by Calista
Expect many a quote over the next few months ;) ;)
I can hear you all groaning now .......... :doh:

Don't you oppress me... I love the Life of Brian... One of a handful of films I'd take it to my desert island...
Quote by Ice Pie
OK then, to the tune of the American national anthem:

Excellent my dear Basil, absolutely excellent...
all your own work confused: cool lol
Myrtle
Quote by Ice Pie
Do women prefer...........
a shaved or hairy manhood ??

I should think they'd be rather astonished to discover they have either. :shock:
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goes and finds a cloth to clean PC monitor of frothy coffee droplets... I do love the prism effect however...
Eloquently put Arnold and puts a lot of stuff into perspective... and there I was thinking you were going to post about Rememberance Sunday judging from your subject line. smile
Thank you Mark et all.
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dunno
I dunno, I go to all the trouble of posting my recipe here and no-one tries it...
wink

You are so right to chastise me flapjackboy... it has been my intention of thanking you for your input but I let myself down by not responding promptly... sincere apologies... redface
By the time I received your recipe I was well on the way to cooking my own version of my misplaced recipe... not a complete disaster but there was a charcoal taste to the flapjack due to me overfilling the baking tray. The contents expanded and dripped on to the bottom of the oven... filling the kitchen with smoke!
The neighbours are used to me by now however... our kitchen windows are open with smoke pothering out on a not infrequent basis... *sigh* and I used to be a good cook once.
I have saved your recipe and will try it soon as it sounds divine...
THANK YOU FOR TAKING THE TROUBLE AND BIG HUGGGZ SORRY AGAIN!
Quote by Ice Pie
The thought crossed my mind, but alas I've given the game away. Give me ten minutes and I'll see if I can come up with shot A and shot B and see who can tell which is which. rotflmao

lol lol lol lol
Hey Harold... Did ya try... go on... you can tell us... We are all friends here...
Myrtle
xx
If SH had such a thing as a Corporate Christmas Card then I would like to nominate SunBunny's avatar for the front picture... phwooooooaaaaaaaaaaaar... :twisted:
HIPPY BURPDAY JONJON
waving my scorpio tail to JonJon
You spring chiCken you... I'll be a palendromic 44 on Sunday - and the whole nation is going to be good enough to have a two minutes silence in my honour... how kind...
What do you mean 'thread hijacker!' lol lol
hmmm... maiden name is Tumbleflump Horny-Snowdrop
married name is Tumbleflump Monster-Snowdrop
Now what the heck do I make of that! lol
GT's is Scrummy Monster-Bum - oh how apt! biggrin
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12 out of 16
god that was so funny som e of them but great fun lol :silly:

Yep I got 12 out of 16 and GT got 11 hahahhahaha! lol
Thanks Sarah... the version I had was you had to melt the golden syrup, butter and sugar then add the oats... cannot remember the ratio of ingredients though... I've took a gamble... but I think i may have used too much golden syrup... rock hard flapjack again! LOL
Hi gang...
Had a trusty recipe book for flapjack but I cannot find it... my uneaten flapjack however is handy for repairing holes in your driveways or roads... is better than kevlar and is used by BNFL to line radioactive containers... smile Funny though that my brothers always request it..
Quote by Ice Pie
Ah, yes, I remember. Desdemona isn't it? Or Nora? How lovely to see you. My one remaining brain cell remembers your cleavage with crystal clarity.
I trust you are well?
Derek/Neil/Whatever.

lol - Thank you sincerely Harold for remembering my cleavage with crystal clarity... however, it is noted that you omited to mention whether your brain cell remembered my cleavage with a sillyhwoar: or a :uhoh:...
Yours, with the utmost sincerety, respect and humility... :bs:
Miss Clarrisa Ermintrue Grazilda Higginbotham-Smythe
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"Hello" would be nice. dunno

HELLO, I'M WIBBLYWOBBLY... WE MET LAST WEEK BUT THAT BRAIN CELL HAS PROBABLY DIED SO I'M WRITING TO YOU TO INVIGORATE A NEW ONE...
bolt
wink
Wooo Hoo! on both counts... we knew you'd be okay... you guys are too strong and *big sigh of relief* for the positive news about your daughter... xxx
love,
Wobbly and GT
Quote by Vix
Just wondering what all you names on here do in the day as your job??
im sure there will be a wide range of jobs between us all.
Phil

Well... you could start with telling us yours.
Good point, well made! cool
Quote by marmalaid
I don't think the community spirit has gone, it's just that we are all a little sad to see some of our friends take a sabatical. The happy atmosphere will return soon enough folks. Have faith and we'll all be ok.

Maybe it is a case of SAD... Seasonally Adjusted Disorder sad
I've not been on here for that long - did lots of stalwarts leave this time last year?
Quote by sexyann57
To take everybody,s mind off leaving i thought i,d lighten things a bit. coming home in the car the other day they asked people to ring in etc, to say what song they would get married to?

We signed the register to the ultimate love song and I bet not one of you has heard it... Jackie Wilson - Because of You...
Quote by dazandlou
SHOW YOURSELVES!!!!!!!
i didnt even realise Corriefem and Lucifer were "involved", nor did i know about Dave_Notts and AlexFemale!! So, is there anybody else i dont know about????? dunno

If you see a GT wandering around here looking lost and alone, send him home smile
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everyone must move around the site in pears

Or failing that, apples, grapes and bananas will do.

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Yeah... and where's the cream!! smile
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Just wounderd if there was any 1 from this area, as i am new to this forum.

I hadn't realised that Chesterfield was such a violent area! smile
Hello BrammeR... I'm Chesterfield born and bred... strong in arm and thick in head... etc. etc smile
There are a fair few Cestrefeldians here abouts... chill and have a great time here smile
Quote by Rainbows
So indulge me - what is age?

Age is how old others think you are... smile
As for how old I am...' tis my last palindromic birthday till 55 in a couple of weeks... *sigh*
Send cake! lol
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gosh! that was quick ! Thank you SOOO much for the welcomes. smile
Never really said a lot about myself did i? Had that first post 'rabbit in headlights' thing going on ;)
Well to keep it real brief - UK single female based in the North West smile

Babes!!! You made it doll... me and GT luv this girl... smile
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Hope you don't mind Marcuso, I'm bumping this back to the top for someone to see it biggrin

Thanks for bumping FreckledBird and for telling me about it also... can I just clarify the date for this munch 'cos I think FB told me it was on this weekend... but then we were chatting at a loud and busy Notts Munch last night! smile
If it is next weekend it is a poss but not if it is the 13th for the very good reason that it's *my* birthday on the 14th November and we are away for that weekend in sunny Blackpool for a soul weekender... yep GT takes me to the most exotic of places. smile
Have a happy birthday Marcuso... we Scorpions have to stick together babe smile I did see you last night and I kept meaning to come over to say hello to a fellow Cestrefeldian but never seemed to get away...
Wendy
xxx
I'd like to echo MM70's sentiments... it was our first munch and GT and I had a great time and would love to do another one. As you said MM70, it is great putting faces to names... or rather names to avatars containing intriguing body parts and tattoos. smile rolleyes
I enjoyed our chat on the stairs MM70... sorry it should have been longer but I was on a man hunt for Wilki, I found him finally... Thank you for the drink Wilki... We intended to buy you one in return but completely forgot... we owe you one. smile smile
Judy... thank you sincerely for our chat... full of good advice in real life as on here. I'm happy to report to everyone that Judy enjoyed the taste of my lipstick... didn't you darling! smile :twisted:
GT is still recovering from the tit flash from SexySteph... sillyhwoar: I was talking to Judy as SS flashed GT but I caught it... GT then turns to me and says did you see what SS just did... I replied nonchalantly, yes... So he dug me in the ribs and said... 'awww... if you'd said no... she might have done it again!'... So SS obliged, for longer this time... so then GT just had to compare Judy's and SexySteph's frontal adornments... let's just say that SexySteph won... hands around... smile
I definitely want one of those t-shirts... 'manteaser' lol
DebbieWebs... words fail me! You are a complete and utter nutcase but you aren't 'alf sexy with it lass... me and GT are agreed on that one! wink We both loved your outfit... I hoped your hubby didn't feel too lonely, it isn't nice when you are shy... sad
PiercedJohn... what can I say apart from 'gorgeous eyes sweetheart...' swoooooooon... Thank you for the education on how and what to use when impaling your member with foreign objects... Can I emphasise that I don't mean it the other way round! smile :rascal:
Poor GT... he waggled and zigzagged across the room when we left due to his crossed eyes caused by SexySteph and his crossed legs caused by your graphic descriptions! rotflmao
Fantastic meeting Calista, Morbius, Vix and Reese... finally... Calista, you looked rather fabulous in that dress... (wolf whistle), Morbius... you hunk you... wink Vix and Reese... GT and I agreed that you are exactly the same in real life as you are in this forum... which demonstrates the amount of honesy and integrity you guys must have in your hearts.
Hope all you guys had a great 'after munch' party!! smile :twisted:
Me and Frogster had a lovely squeezy cuddle... and I finally got to hear the Eric Clapton story... thank you! xxx kiss
IcePie... well we had a nice early chat... blah de blah de blah... an hour or so later... we bump into each other and I said a smiling hi as I walked past... He stares at my name badge to check out who I am as if he's never seen me before in his life... I said we already had a long chat... he said 'oh sorry... did we?' smackbottom smackbottom smackbottom
My confidence is now shattered... my already low self esteem is now hovering just slightly above the earth's core... Everyone was polite enough to ignore my puffy... blood shot eyes caused by an hour of desolate weeping in the toilet... It's okay though IcePie... I'll be on Seroxat by Tuesday... earliest I could get a doctor's appointment.
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There were lots of other gorgeous people I chatted with and I so wish I could remember their names... there was the voluptuous Gerri Halliwell look-a-like who I discussed where she bought her Basque from... and there was the lovely lady who I had a little kiss and a cuddle with near the bar - early on... she kissed nice... both of you - make yourself known to me... pwease! smile
Last but certainly not least... Clare and Steve... congratulations for putting on what everyone said to me was a successful munch... Thank you for making my first munch special... you seem to have thought of everything from badges to buffet to brunch (guessing on the last one) smile
You guys are certainly going to need time to recover... neither of you seemed to stop talking to folk or moving all night.
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