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WibblyWobbly
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
Straight Male, 57
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Quote by surreycouple2003
Havent seen any of the Tomb Raiders - and I'm quite happy about that!!!
But you missed the gorgeous arse of Angeline though... poor thing... and she has gorgeous lips... :twisted:
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Quote by Mark
Besides which, I've tailored it so it works slightly differently for every single user... you don't think those welcome PMs from me are auto-generated do you? :shock:
Mark... your post demonstrates why SH is the pearl that it is... thank you for the giggle.
:haha:
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Quote by musketeer
There's still time......just
Go on then... I'll bite... why just?
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Quote by Bari
I prefer large women to slim women, and I defend any man to prefer slim women to large, as I say, each to their own.
Exactly... no one can help who they find attractive. GT is a boobs man... which is a good job seeing as I'm well stacked in that area. My ex prefers a perky arse... my Dad has alway stated that he's a leg man. A friend of ours states he gets turned on by tarty looking women... my hairdresser Peter loves hunky men... Vive la difference and a pox on anyone who says otherwise!
Me? I'd be very happy with George Clooney AND Brad Pitt... GT promises he'll keep us well supplied with refreshment... on the proviso that I'd return the favour with Pamela Anderson and Jennifer Aniston... I said ok... but only as long as I get to play with Jennifer Aniston as well! :twisted:
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Quote by lil_miz_naughty_0204
I'm not really bothered about either although I have using my tongue to fondle a guys balls and they are very hairy. Maybe a bit trimmed.
Yep I know what you mean... sucking hairy bollocks... nope... sucking shaven ones... hmmm hmmmmm! As for me... I get the lawn mower out every couple of weeks...
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Cor blimey... can I remember that far back... oh yes... 'twas November 1976 - just after my 16th birthday... I'd had a boyfriend for a year and my parents kept reminding me that it was agains the law to have sex before the age of 16... :shock: I thought that God would strike me dead... but as soon as 16 was reached... :twisted:
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Quote by musketeer
Personally being a vacuous empty-headed inane male I love slim, can handle chunky, booby, and wobbly...
OI! I've never knowingly been handled by you! :shock:
:twisted:
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The worst presents (deliberately plural) I've ever witnessed being opened was some years ago. R, a friend of mine and my ex had recently split up from his fiancee and was feeling very low as you can imagine.
C and I decided to invite R to stay with us over the festive season but when it came to Xmas morning and pressie opening time he had a pitifully small pile. We'd bought him a nice pewter mug but both his parents (divorced) each gave him a carwashing set complete with sponge and wax. I think I can safely say that it must have been R's worst Xmas... C and I felt terrible and had really no idea how to console him.
Thankfully he is happily married with two children now... Wahayyyyy!
C and I decided to invite R to stay with us over the festive season but when it came to Xmas morning and pressie opening time he had a pitifully small pile. We'd bought him a nice pewter mug but both his parents (divorced) each gave him a carwashing set complete with sponge and wax. I think I can safely say that it must have been R's worst Xmas... C and I felt terrible and had really no idea how to console him.
Thankfully he is happily married with two children now... Wahayyyyy!
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Quote by Ice Pie
Sit up and sit down mean exactly the same thing.
Dearest Frederick,
I beg to differ... If my mother tells me to sit down then I park my bum on a chair... if she tells me to sit up then she is telling me to sit erect in my chair and not slouch... subtle difference... perhaps too subtle for you...
Yours sincerely,
Clarissa
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What age were you when you lost your virginity???/quote]
I was sweet sixteen... and wished I'd waited...
I was sweet sixteen... and wished I'd waited...
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Quote by warwick
well spotted pendant
ermm hate to be pedantic but shouldnt that read..............
Trust me warwick... you do not want to get into a pedant v pedant with this guy...
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Quote by pendant
All the lasses in here are a bit quiet about this... :twisted:
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I'm waiting for a mod or someone else of esteemed position to inform you that this topic has been done to death several times... I'm surprised you've not been slapped for not searching for a thread on here!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/26360.html
For example...
Frickin' newbie... 
*EDIT ALERT*
Ooops... forgot to add that I have never had the female ejaculation experience... seems that it is only a minority that do experience it... One of GT's ex-shagging partners did do so however... and it's a very erotic experience apparently... Lucky git... he seems to have experience most things... with females I might add... LOL
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Quote by pendant
OK, I like to think I can admit it when I'm completely clueless.
What exactly was that, that that that, that that, that I just saw?
real female orgasm looks like? If so, I'm ashamed of all the fake ones I've been privy to...]
I must admit I wondered about dehydration too LOL GMTA - FSD
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Quote by pendant
You actually eat grits?
I thought it was supposed to be plastered all over as a lubricant :shock:
Reeeaaaaaaallllllllllly! I wonder if that's where me and my ex went wrong then?
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Quote by Dave__Notts
:shock: There are other types of days :shock:
Dave_Notts
LOL Dave... that so reminds me of a conversation with GT the other morning... at about to be precise-ish... I said 'So... do you want sex then?' to which he responded 'I'm awake aren't I!' Ten minutes giggle fit later... :twisted:
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Quote by Ice Pie
I was referring to the spoiler who copied the whole thing into the thread, including the answers to ten questions that weren't even asked. My, wasn't that clever?
Pah, pah and thrice pah! Shame on you Reginald for criticising me for being a bit naughty... I think that's a bit rich as *you* are the Google master and, relatively often, will respond in a similar way...
My intention was humour... not talking about earth shattering things here are we? In any case it isn't something I would repeat, once maybe funny... twice boring...
Yours, in a huff,
Myrtle
:P
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1. My job is very boring I'm an office clerk - ECHO BEACH/MARTHA & THE MUFFINS
2. First she'll take your pride; turn it on its side - STORY OF THE BLUES/MIGHTY WAH!
3. Some way after midnight in my wildest fantasies -HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO/BONNIE TYLER
4. Don't say you're easy on me. -IS THERE SOMETHING i SHOULD KNOW/DURAN DURAN
5. My head is in a spin. My feet don't touch the ground -FEELS LIKE i'M IN LOVE/KELLY MARIE
6. I never did good things. I never did bad things - ASHES TO ASHES/DAVID BOWIE
7. We are the ones that make a brighter day, so let’s not give in WE ARE THE WORLD/USA FOR AFRICA
8. So he told it all and, in return, he got a credit card and a Thunderbird - STOOL PIGEON/KID CREOLE AND THE COCONUTS
9. And if you say run, I'll run to you. - LETS DANCE/ DAVID BOWIE
10. Ronnie Kray, do you know my name? - LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS/MORRISSEY
11. What do you think? Can't think at all. -NEED YOU TONITE/INXS
12. You won't settle down, you've got both feet off the ground - JANUARY FEBRUARY/BARBARA DICKSON
13. All we wanted to do is have a good time, then they went and took our house away.
14. Imagination never lets us take the blame. - WE CLOSE OUR EYES/GO WEST
15. Don't need no credit card to ride this train - THE POWER OF LOVE/HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS
16. I've been to paradise. - NEVER BEEN TO ME / CHARLENE
17. All the world is football shaped, its just for me to kick its face - SENSES WORKING OVERTIME/XTC
18. He’s his family's pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy - MY PERFECT COUSIN
19. Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? -LOVE PLUS ONE/HAIRCUT ONE HUNDRED
20. Across the Serengeti - AFRICA/TOTO
And the rest.... 
21. Hand in hand is the only way to land, always the right way round - LOVECATS/THE CURE
22. I've got this feeling of emotion, a sudden sense of liberty - TRUE FAITH /NEW ORDER
23. all I wanted was a word - MICHAEL CAINE/MADNESS
24. We’re not going to live in silence, we're not going to live in fear - YOU'RE THE VOICE/JOHN FARNHAM
25. So what do you want of me, got no words of sympathy - CRASH / PRIMITIVES
26. I could sail a mile down the Nile - I COULD BE HAPPY / ALTERED IMAGES
27. A pseudonym to fool him, she couldn't have made a worse move - BABOOSHKA/KATE BUSH
28. The head of the herd was calling far far away - NELLIE THE ELEPHANTS/ TOY DOLLS
29. We could dance and party all night and drink some cherry wine (ah-ha) - WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF/JERMAINE STEWART
30. If there's music we can use it - WORD UP/CAMEO
Sorry just couldn't resist! :P
2. First she'll take your pride; turn it on its side - STORY OF THE BLUES/MIGHTY WAH!
3. Some way after midnight in my wildest fantasies -HOLDING OUT FOR A HERO/BONNIE TYLER
4. Don't say you're easy on me. -IS THERE SOMETHING i SHOULD KNOW/DURAN DURAN
5. My head is in a spin. My feet don't touch the ground -FEELS LIKE i'M IN LOVE/KELLY MARIE
6. I never did good things. I never did bad things - ASHES TO ASHES/DAVID BOWIE
7. We are the ones that make a brighter day, so let’s not give in WE ARE THE WORLD/USA FOR AFRICA
8. So he told it all and, in return, he got a credit card and a Thunderbird - STOOL PIGEON/KID CREOLE AND THE COCONUTS
9. And if you say run, I'll run to you. - LETS DANCE/ DAVID BOWIE
10. Ronnie Kray, do you know my name? - LAST OF THE FAMOUS INTERNATIONAL PLAYBOYS/MORRISSEY
11. What do you think? Can't think at all. -NEED YOU TONITE/INXS
12. You won't settle down, you've got both feet off the ground - JANUARY FEBRUARY/BARBARA DICKSON
13. All we wanted to do is have a good time, then they went and took our house away.
14. Imagination never lets us take the blame. - WE CLOSE OUR EYES/GO WEST
15. Don't need no credit card to ride this train - THE POWER OF LOVE/HUEY LEWIS AND THE NEWS
16. I've been to paradise. - NEVER BEEN TO ME / CHARLENE
17. All the world is football shaped, its just for me to kick its face - SENSES WORKING OVERTIME/XTC
18. He’s his family's pride and joy, his mother's little golden boy - MY PERFECT COUSIN
19. Where do we go from here? Is it down to the lake I fear? -LOVE PLUS ONE/HAIRCUT ONE HUNDRED
20. Across the Serengeti - AFRICA/TOTO
And the rest....
21. Hand in hand is the only way to land, always the right way round - LOVECATS/THE CURE
22. I've got this feeling of emotion, a sudden sense of liberty - TRUE FAITH /NEW ORDER
23. all I wanted was a word - MICHAEL CAINE/MADNESS
24. We’re not going to live in silence, we're not going to live in fear - YOU'RE THE VOICE/JOHN FARNHAM
25. So what do you want of me, got no words of sympathy - CRASH / PRIMITIVES
26. I could sail a mile down the Nile - I COULD BE HAPPY / ALTERED IMAGES
27. A pseudonym to fool him, she couldn't have made a worse move - BABOOSHKA/KATE BUSH
28. The head of the herd was calling far far away - NELLIE THE ELEPHANTS/ TOY DOLLS
29. We could dance and party all night and drink some cherry wine (ah-ha) - WE DONT HAVE TO TAKE OUR CLOTHES OFF/JERMAINE STEWART
30. If there's music we can use it - WORD UP/CAMEO
Sorry just couldn't resist! :P
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Quote by frogster
Best gift received ever………… In Childhood “A New Bikeâ€â€¦ as an adult “A Ticket for the Orient Expressâ€
Worst gift received ever…….. In Childhood “A WH Smiths Voucherâ€â€¦ as an adult “A WH Smiths Voucherâ€
Over to you………
Hmmmm... my best ever present was from my first husband... I'd seen the most gorgous ruby and diamond ring and happened to mention it to N... and as the weeks, nay months, went by - it became a standing joke... that ring still there? etc. etc.
Now I was so hoping that I'd get it for Xmas and on some last minute Xmas Eve shopping happened to wander past the jewellers... gues what... it was still there... 'oh well' I thought feeling a little disappointed... 'another time' and just got on with getting ready for feeding the 5000 the next day.
Tradition was in my family that we would all open presents together before dinner... unwrapping and the mayhem that occurs ensued... right till the end. I'd been a given a lovely Canon EON camera and a mobile phone (talking at least 12 years ago)... and I was about to get up and do the last minute stuff to the dinner when N said 'not so fast'... and made me look carefully at the Xmas tree... and there nested was a small package that I hadn't seen... yep... there was my ring... and it had been on the tree for a fortnight... from the day that we'd put the tree up... It was a special moment not for the ring but that someone would go to so much trouble to make it special...
My worst present... a mouldy make up bag given to me by my Grandmother when I was thirteen... She'd obviously been given it some years previously and thought that would do for Wibbly... hey ho... LOL
WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO EDIT SPECIAL 200TH POST ALERT
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
What would that have made me in the olden days of novice to godlike? I quite miss them you know...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY MS JUDY
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:swingingchair: :karaoke: :wave2:
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Quote by dambuster
What makes you think giraffes don't eat beans???
Do you think that is where stone age man first got the idea of pebble dashing houses... sorry, it's that I just had this weird notion of stone age man on the African Savannah and his missus is giving him stick for not repairing the shack they live in... Feeds his pet Giraffe beans - points him in the right direction several hours later and bingo - new exterior!
I do have weird thoughts at times... Orgasminator
Quote by Ice Pie
Copyright law, while difficult to enforce on the internet, is nevertheless still a good guide to forum etiquette. Unattributed quotes of several paragraphs with no supporting comment of one's own is simply bad form.
Well said Arnold!
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Quote by pendant
(DNA analysis shows that those hominids with the ability to spot duplicated paragraphs diverged only very recently
LOL!
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Quote by juliett49
I will not join the bah humbug squad cos I adore christmas, and yes, I like brussel sprouts.
I'm glad I'm not on my own in liking brussel sprouts... I could easily eat a whole plateful of nothing but sprouts and carrots... you may not wish to know me the following day however...
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Quote by pendant
Hey there, Wibbly! How's the igloo today? No prizes for guessing who this is
Back on topic: no snow here, lots of rain.
</me thinks: what a boring first post that was>
I dunno about boring... your first post is virtual flaming highjack attempt... shame on you :rascal:
You'll need to start your very own 'hello 'tis me thread'
Just in case you don't (makes chicken noises)... this is my very good friend... pwease make him feel welcome... he's lovely and very witty...
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Quote by JonJon
Heavy snowfall outside, already deep enough to cover the colour of the grass. Winter's coming, I'm so excited
Sorry, just had to tell someone
/big kid
OOOOOOooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
I love snow so much... can't beat being in the alps mid february... sunshine and crisp white snow...... I need to go lie down now... ;)
Hey JonJon - send it this way... you know whereabouts I live... go on - blow hard!
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Quote by JonJon
heh... I'm the guy that does the monitoring... :twisted:
Ditto ;) :twisted:
You know what they say guys... Power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutely...
I have a dear friend who is in the US Airforce Office of Special Investigations... (AFOSI) and his detachment use the great quote...
‘Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?’
Loosely translated, ‘Who will guard the guardians themselves?’
So... who checks on you guys?! :twisted:
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Quote by Ice Pie
All the tits and bums (and sausages :shock: ) and stuff are all very nice, but for sheer outright sexiness, Jas's current av is just pure class,
Yep I have to agree with that Gerald... very clever...
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Quote by Vix
BTWx2, someone from this forum was a great dissappointment when I met them in Nottingham. Avatars are not all thery're cracked up to be.
OOOoooooOOOOOOOOooo... you wicked, wicked woman...
All of us with fragile self esteem issues will be thinking 'ut oh, she means me...'
But then it sounds like you are looking at the exterior and not the interior... Using the book analogy... If inside the covers is really interesting, intelligent and funny then the exterior becomes more and more attractive. Don't you think so?
:P 