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WibblyWobbly
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
Straight Male, 57
0 miles · South Yorkshire
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Quote by H-x
My fb's supposed to be flying back from lanzarote this evening. Fortunately not to Heathrow. He's a bit pissed off to say the least.
H.x
Not as pissed off as learning of about 4500 deaths plus the carnage on the ground if the explosives were detonated over land... nothing personal H-x...
Regards,
Wibbly
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Quote by Mal
WW, sorry to hear about your central heating
We are over the worst now and your burpday card is in the post...
Suitable plumbing adverts appropriate for our situation on Saturday...
On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.."
TTFN
Wibbly
xx
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Happy Birthday for yesterday Mal... we were going to be there to say Hoppy Birday in person but at .. I'm in the bath shaving legs and bits etc... plucking eyebrows all the things to make us look presentable when...
"Agggh.... NO! Fuuuuck... Wibbly I need help!*!"
GT had sheared a pipe/nut, some kind of plumbing thingy anyway, and the whole of the central heating system was draining into the newly decorated hall... soaking the hall carpet with black splashes going over our newly painted hall walls. :cry:
General mayhem ensued with Graham telling me to do this and that while he attempted to stop water with his thumb in a kind of finger in the kind of way... (unsuccessfully I might add) while I got bowls, hose pipe, turned water off... and all other manner of things...
A couple of hours later... we didn't feel like going out to be honest... so grabbed a curry, drank too much wine and sat outside feeling drained... drained... get it!
We've got a disgusting birthday card for Mal... one that GT got from Pulse and Cocktails... I think it is beyond the pail personally... I keep slipping the puns in... Anyway, if there is anywhere I can post it to we'd be only to happy to get it in the post this afternoon!
Hope you all had a fantastic time!
Wibbly and GT
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"Agggh.... NO! Fuuuuck... Wibbly I need help!*!"
GT had sheared a pipe/nut, some kind of plumbing thingy anyway, and the whole of the central heating system was draining into the newly decorated hall... soaking the hall carpet with black splashes going over our newly painted hall walls. :cry:
General mayhem ensued with Graham telling me to do this and that while he attempted to stop water with his thumb in a kind of finger in the kind of way... (unsuccessfully I might add) while I got bowls, hose pipe, turned water off... and all other manner of things...
A couple of hours later... we didn't feel like going out to be honest... so grabbed a curry, drank too much wine and sat outside feeling drained... drained... get it!
We've got a disgusting birthday card for Mal... one that GT got from Pulse and Cocktails... I think it is beyond the pail personally... I keep slipping the puns in...
Anyway, if there is anywhere I can post it to we'd be only to happy to get it in the post this afternoon!Hope you all had a fantastic time!
Wibbly and GT
xxxxxxxx
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Quote by goose35
A relative of mine had this problem. His girlfriend had a spine problem and she was the one who broke up the relationship so he could find someone else and she wouldnt have it any other way.
My first husband and I parted because he so wanted children and and I couldn't give him the babies he so craved... he is now married with a son who is now about nine years old and I've never regreted it... My first husband believes I left him for another man... technically I did however the real reason was that he needed to find a woman who could give him babies and he would never have left me... so I had to make the move... I hope that makes sense...
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Quote by Jags
Laphroiag
Ohhhhhh I just love Laphroiag... that smokey peaty aroma when you open the bottle is something else... Jags... what is the phonetic spelling though... Is it Lafro-ag?
Cheers m'dears <clink>
MAJOR EDIT... I just realised I made a major booboo... It's Lagavulin that I like with the peaty aroma... silly me...
Still interested in the phonetic spelling of Laphroiag though...Wibbly
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
come over here and say that
You'll have to let me know:
1. how many hills
2. how far away
:twisted:
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Lazy mare
On the contrary... you saved me from boring everyone else by printing/linking to it twice... my way was far more user friendly... sooooo...
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Mine has to be Sarge's opener for 'My most embarassing moment ever' ! Had me in stitches and he was still a newbie back then, bless him
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/5909.html
Cheers Sassy
when I started reading this thread this was the one that was my favourite... you saved me the time of having to seek it out... xxxWibbly
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Quote by little gem
And mine! What is the world coming too?!
Thinking logically though we have to blame the punters that phone in... cos if they didn't then they wouldn't put on the quizzes (sp?)
Makes you wanna scream doesn't it!
Wibbly
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In the big scheme of things between me and GT... well it's as about as high as a gnats knee joint...
We've had two or three truly exhilerating experiences with a wonderful lady and I owe a lot to her for the trust and care she's given me in ensuring that everything went beautifully... and I thank her for the very sexy memories I have... ;-)
BUT... and it is a big butt sadly... if I never kissed, smooched, fondled, swapped spit in the shower with anyone other than GT... would I cry...... NOPE!
huggggggggggggs y'all
Wibbly
We've had two or three truly exhilerating experiences with a wonderful lady and I owe a lot to her for the trust and care she's given me in ensuring that everything went beautifully... and I thank her for the very sexy memories I have... ;-)
BUT... and it is a big butt sadly... if I never kissed, smooched, fondled, swapped spit in the shower with anyone other than GT... would I cry...... NOPE!
huggggggggggggs y'all
Wibbly
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These words remind me of my life just over three years ago!
Soulful words...
Best wishes,
Wibbly and GT
Soulful words...
Best wishes,
Wibbly and GT
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
If you're the only person he's seeing, when do you stop being a swinging partner and start becoming his mistress?
I've always been a tad confused about the definition of Mistress... especially in this day and age... My definition of a Mistress is a lady who is 'kept' by a gentleman... he pays for her living expenses... whereas if they were meeting up for dinner, shagging, etc... then surely they are lovers?
Not saying I'm right, just my understanding of the definition.
Happy Sundays
Wibbly
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Quote by browning
Something for everbody to get thier teeth into.
With the local elections over and the lowest turnout rate in history, my question is;
Should it be law that you have to vote?
NOPE NOPE NOPE
Totally silly idea, do we really, really want more of the money that *should* be spent on the NHS and other stuff to go towards policing this daft notion... if someone chooses not to vote then that in itself is sending a message to the law makers of the day... I'm guessing that the main reason people don't vote is because of intertia and boredom...
as soon as something develops, like a party or policy that the majority dislike... the voters will be back... the pendulum doth swing back and forth.
Something that has got my goat recently is this thing about councils being allowed to obtain buildings empty for over six months... not sure about the facts here to be honest. However, if you have a child that is soon going to college and you've earmarked the house for that purpose... lucky kid though... and you don't want the hassle of renting out the property... the council could just take it? Is that right or is that the Daily Express version?
Cheers!
Wibbly
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Quote by westerross
Good morning!
Just out of interest - what's 'opening foam'??
You are funny...Did I read somewhere that you are venturing north sometime soon... I hope we are there to say hello... we gotta meet you and your good lady!
Wibbly and GT
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Couldn't you just bore us with these questions in the one post? :-)
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Quote by Sassy-Seren
Out of two, I would keep them both for myself!! She has been in the sweaty grip of Mr Evans, and nothing could be more offputting than that (except if she'd shagged Mick Hucknall as well
Oooooo ! Bad taste in men
maybe she just hasn't met the right woman 
Purlease... send her our way!
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Quote by Sarah
I will consider all certifications over the weekend.
Pete get popcorn and share it round.
What do you have to do to get certified? :P
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Quote by corriefem
I had tried to keep a relationship with someone suffering with severe depression going for a long long time and it was over and I had failed. It took however until this January to find real closure from that. Martell had been through something similiar and that was the connection between us - not sex, not romance just a sense of understanding.
When we actually met 11 weeks ago today for a coffee after corresponding online for a number of weeks there was no expectations of a relationship, sex.................just a coffee actually and a smile.
Hello you two... we've never chatted in the forum, chatroom or elsewhere but after reading your post I had a feeling of affinity with you as I had experienced virtually the same thing as you and quite understand your overflowing happiness... so ignore all the 'cynics'... all I can say to them is wait until it happens to you!
After suffering years of living with someone who was a love but was also a manic depressive it takes it out of you... depression is such an unintentional selfish disease and when you find someone who gives you unconditional love and makes you the centre of their world it is unbelievable and it really does want to make you shout it from the rooftops! Good luck to you both! xx
Wibbly
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Quote by blueeyes6969
Every now and again you need to do or go somewhere you haven't been before. Last time ( a couple of months ago ) I did the Nottingham thing, and yes, had a great time and survived despite some members taking bets against it.
In a couple of weeks time I have to go into hospital for an MOT and service, so won't get out much for the weeks that follow :cry: . So to keep me going I've decided to go out for a good slurp and as it came in a close second last time, I've decided Sheffield - the only question is ( not why ! ) but where and do what.
Can anyone suggest a good place to stay, nice hotel, good food close to stuff ?
Hiya... PM me and I'll see how I can help... Another lady who knows Sheffield from a hotel and restaurant standpoint is Alexandra...
TTFN
Wibbly
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Quote by Tania
Tanina - MUAH!
If it was painful, I would check it out fully before trying again.
If you ever see Lucyfingers in here - it may be worth asking him.
He has a certain knowledge in that region and may be able to offer an explanation.
Take care and hugs to you and Stuart
Alex x x x
I am not Tanina and I know no one by the name of Stuart. But thanks for the tip. I will never cease to be amazed by men using female nicks.
Hiya Tania...
There is a lovely lady on here called Tanina and her hubby is Stuart - Alex did what I did and that is to quickly read your name and see the name Tanina... just an ickle mistake... Our Alex is lovely and doesn't make many mistakes... xxx to Alex ;-)
Wibbly
xxxxx
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Quote by targaid
Just one question - where the hell is Chesterfied?
I'll have you know that Chesterfield, the place of my birth, is God's own town... the people are extremely friendly and down to earth... You'll be slightly amazed at our wonderful 'Crooked Spire'... always a welcoming sight from the motorway when been away for any length of time... as you can tell... I love my town!
I'll text Sarah hello from Malta and she can pass on our greetings to folks that know us there... I'm a bit sad that we won't be there but the date coincides with our 2nd wedding anniversary and GT's birthday and as we never got a honeymoon we decided to go and finally have one... yay... we finally get to consummate our marriage... it's been a loooong two years! ;-)
Have a good one!
Wibbly and GT
XXXXXXxxx
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Quote by redwine_lover
Now the bad news....
Like RWL, we are not able to make it now... cos.... WE ARE GOING ON HOLIDAY TO MALTA!!!! - We never had a proper honeymoon and our second wedding anniversary is on June 1st as well as it being Graham's birthday the same day... so we decided to go and be smootchy, luvvy, sexy in Malta ;)
Hope you guys have a fab time and want to hear all the details ;-)
Hugggggggggggggggs
Wibbly and GT
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Quote by Sarah
Sgt
You ok today is only Thursday
:twisted:
Mebbe 'cos its a long weekend kind of weekend... if you get my drift... who else, like us, will continue decororating this weekend?
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Quote by Alexandra
I think I will be drinking Firewater alone by the campfire this evening!
oooOOOOooooooh... I can I quickly change my name to Firewater... I thought I'd get that one in before anybody else does! :twisted:
Happy Birthday Darling Alex... from me and him... xxx
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Quote by hisandhers
Has anyone bumped/met some-one from here by accident who is a friend of a friend or through work?
I was introduced to a lovely lady through my work one day. ( you know who you are). Got chatting to some-one on here & guess wot- YEP your correct you clever peeps
Anyone else?
I accosted a female in the car park at my local Morrisons the other day... I espied her walking across the car park and thought... 'her face looks familiar'.. so as I drove by I put the window down and said 'sorry but do we know each other?'... she looked at me blankly and then a startled look came on her face.
I apologised, said my mistake... and drove off... it was only then did it hit me... I think I last saw her at a munch... Leicester I think... hey ho... if you are reading this... sorry!
Didn't mean to startle you. ;-) Orgasminator
Quote by dambuster
Wibble
You called?
How's you matey... keep reading that you are not well.
Huggggs - get well soon!
Wendy
xx
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Quote by westerross
Depends on what level yer shagging.
Some people prefer to shag a mind - in which case age matters not one jot.
If yer just shagging a body then the age may make a difference but some people like younger or older or even a bit of variety.
Call me a stayer but my fantasy is to start shagging a 20 year old and she's 60 by the time we've finished! :twisted:
As ever Tune you talk wonderful sense... when I look at ads I find myself looking for ten years either side of my age but I'm aware that I'm potentially missing some great connections... but while I could deffo go older not sure I could go younger... I think the only way I could is if, like you said, their brain made me want to shag it out.
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Oooh don't get me talking about Easter Eggs... I treated myself about two weeks ago to two eggs purchased while waiting to pay at a petrol kiosk... These eggs are of creme egg size, one being a smartie egg and the other a Double Cream... so I put them in the fridge for when I fancied them...
Last weekend GT's daughter and three friends stayed for four days... We got them in the kitchen and reminded them of house rules (wash hands before going in fridge, don't leave plates and glasses all round the house, don't take a pint glass of orange juice from the fridge and just drink a couple of mouthfuls... etc... they are fifteen year olds so they sadly need telling... I also mentioned that I had bought loads of nice stuff for them to eat but the eggs are out of bounds - mine - etc...
They left and I fancied my smartie egg... must have needed de-stressing when I was shocked to discover that my egg had been stolen... thieved... half-inched... :shock: :shock: Someone is dead when I next see them... :twisted:
My next Easter Egg story, bought some easter bunny and mini eggs from Thornton's... to send to some friends in LA... when I came to parcel them up I realised that the bunnies were looking less like bunnies and more like 'elephant man' bunnies... some prize clot
- not me obviously left them in a south facing room and I hadn't realised that the sun was getting that warm yet... oooh did I say 'I' - I meant to say the 'prize clot'... oh well no yummy stuff to LA and deformed bunny rabbits for us! :P
Last weekend GT's daughter and three friends stayed for four days... We got them in the kitchen and reminded them of house rules (wash hands before going in fridge, don't leave plates and glasses all round the house, don't take a pint glass of orange juice from the fridge and just drink a couple of mouthfuls... etc... they are fifteen year olds so they sadly need telling... I also mentioned that I had bought loads of nice stuff for them to eat but the eggs are out of bounds - mine - etc...
They left and I fancied my smartie egg... must have needed de-stressing when I was shocked to discover that my egg had been stolen... thieved... half-inched... :shock: :shock: Someone is dead when I next see them... :twisted:
My next Easter Egg story, bought some easter bunny and mini eggs from Thornton's... to send to some friends in LA... when I came to parcel them up I realised that the bunnies were looking less like bunnies and more like 'elephant man' bunnies... some prize clot
- not me obviously left them in a south facing room and I hadn't realised that the sun was getting that warm yet... oooh did I say 'I' - I meant to say the 'prize clot'... oh well no yummy stuff to LA and deformed bunny rabbits for us! :P Orgasminator
Quote by rictic
how can i get my sexy wife to swing, any ideasshe did it once, witha mate of mine 6 years ago, done a couple of bjs and 3 wanks , nothing for a while, any ideas?
With a name like rictic and looking at your age... I'm guessing you're into Northern?
