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WibblyWobbly

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26 Feb 2007

Will I have to be Sexy at Sixty?
Will I have to keep trying so hard?
Well I’m just going to slump
With my dowager’s hump
And watch myself turn into lard.
I’m no going to keep exercising
I’m not going to take HRT
If a to boy enquires
I’ll say “Hah! Hard luck squire!
Where were you in ’73!”
I’m not going to shave my moustaches
I’m just going to let them all sprout
My chins’ll be double
All covered in stubble
I’m going to become an Old Trout!
My beauty all gone and forgotten
Vanished with never a quibble
I’ll sit here and just
Kind of gnaw at a crust
And squint at the telly, and dribble.
As my marbles get steadily fewer
Must I battle to keep my allure?
Have I still got to pout
Now my teeth have come out
And my husband has found pastures newer?
Farewell to the fad and the fashion
Farewell to the young and the free
My passion’s expired
At bedtime ….. I’m TIRED
Sexy and Sixty? Not me.

5 Feb 2007

Quote by Sarah
Hello Wibblywobble
If the undies had been pink and spangley, I know who I would have blamed :giggle:

I wondered that too! If there has also been empty bottles of nail varnish remover laying around too then there wouldn't have been a shadow of a doubt! LOL
How's you lass? smile

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5 Feb 2007

Quote by fem_4_taboo
there not sure if its a criminal offence or a prank???
ok if i decided to rob the bank ill tell them its ok it wasnt a criminal offence only a prank lol
oxymoron, police inteligence
xx fem xx

I noticed that too... if they are not sure if it's a criminal activitity or not then who is?!?!?!? LOL

5 Feb 2007

Anybody know anything about this? smile

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13 Jan 2007

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I always had the hots for Martin Shaw as Doyle in The Professionals :inlove:

OOooh <knee tremble> and his later character... John Deed (phwoooooooar) :twisted:

13 Jan 2007

Quote by Geminifemale
In central Africa there is a species of ape called the Bonobo. They are unique in the animal world because of their sexual habits. Unlike most other animals, they dont just mate at a set breeding time but actually use sex as a conflict resolution tool as well as a troop bonding excersise.

Nice to see somebody else talking about Bonobo (Pgmy) Chimps...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewpost/146421.html#146421 smile

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1 Jan 2007

HAPPY NEW YEAR SWINGIES smile

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Embrace 2007!
Wibbly and GT!

12 Dec 2006

Oh dear... sad

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huggggggggggggggggggggggg...

29 Nov 2006

Hiya peeps...
Sorry Sarge... forgot to ask for a permission slip to leave the UK... Sat in a clients conference room in the middle of the LAX business complex a bit bored with jet lag kicking in... and wanted to say hello! lol

lol

'Tis sunny and bright but colder than the UK... and we didn't bring a coat!
Hugggggggggggs and byeeeeeeeee for now
Wibbly
xxx

22 Oct 2006

Quote by PoloLady
Matching his and hers sweaters
I had seen them advertised in the glossy things that fall out of newspapers but I can't actually remember ever seeing anyone wearing them before....until today.
It is just wrong! It doesn't need a reason why it is wrong - it just is.
I am sure I will think of other things which are just wrong - but in the meantime - what can you think of?

I know what you mean - like Howard and Hilda out of 'Ever Decreasing Circles'... sad I know but me and him have exactly the same phone... smile

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22 Oct 2006

I have an experience from a child's perspective, not being sexually abused
thank goodness but from the thought provoking actions of my parents.
1967/8ish... I was an inquisitive kid with a cheery disposition who just
loved to talk to people and ask questions... lots of questions! My family
lived in a working class, salt of the earth, village just outside of
Chesterfield... we lived on the High Street, opposite the Miners Welfare
and everyone shopped at the local butchers, greengrocers etc., on tick. smile

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One day... Mum sat me down on the bed and gave me the 'birds and the
bees' story... I was about seven at the time... I remember feeling incredibly
shocked and I just burst into tears... this episode made a huge impact as I
can still see the whole room to this day... nearly forty years on... I just
wasn't emotionally ready to be told that Daddy puts his penis inside
Mummy... that it was done with love and if anyone else did this then it was
wrong... etc... etc...
As I got older, I recalled this memory occasionally, with puzzlement
because friends of my age were not taught about the 'birds and bees' till
much later. I realised that my feelings were right, that I had been told way
too early so I asked Mum why I'd been told at that time instead of waiting
till I was more mature and able to handle the fact that the Stork was
actually just a stupid looking bird! smile

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She reminded me that I used to spend a lot of time with shop owners. It
was a small village and she knew everyone... One particular time I spent a
lot of time in the butchers shop... I think I had a bit of a crush on a young
butcher's boy... During this time I kept asking one of the butchers if I could
go with him when he went on a meat delivery. We were very poor and
travelling in a van was a great treat as I had never travelled in anything
other than a bus at the time... The bloke said yes, if Mum said it was
okay... and that one summer I went with this guy every time he did a
delivery... He was friendly, acted just like all other adults and NEVER
made me feel uncomfortable.
However... Mum said she'd been told that this bloke shouldn't be trusted
around children... but my Mum knew that I enjoyed the trips, that I seemed
happy and she said she asked careful questions of me... so felt that all
was well. She didn't want to (a) spoil my fun and (b) lend credence to what
was probably a rumour.
I was quite surprised when she told me this story and although I
appreciated the fact that she didn't want to judge a person from just
hearsay I admit to feeling that I wasn't cared for enough because if she'd
been wrong then I'd have been left with real scars... As it was she felt she
had armed me with information to make a judgement myself... a bit silly
really as I was only 7 or 8.
Wibbly
xx

6 Oct 2006

/me wipes the dust off of the swings, jacuzzi sides and starts stacking glasses, chilling wine and opening packets of peanuts...

3 Oct 2006

Quote by dekntan
in my first and only meet they other couple decided they wernt for us but not being honest they just said that the women wasnt feeling well went home and have never spoken to us since

We had a classic... we'd already had a discussion about honesty and then not long after the fem of the couple went to the toilet and quelle suprise... she'd just started her period...
I guess it's hard to be frank and dole out the devastating news that they thought I was as ugly as the back end of a bus... :-)

2 Oct 2006

Quote by Missy
Missy - Apprentice lesbian :smug:

That so tickled my funny bone! Is it still seven years for an apprenticeship? If so, put me down for 2008! ;-)
Wibbly

1 Oct 2006

Quote by goose35
EU Friut and Veg markings 2006 Regulations Section 7, sub-section 2, paragraph 4, sub-paragraph 2
States and Orange must be labeled as an orange

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velly funny!

25 Sep 2006

Quote by westerross
I suppose the other question is 'Can you spot a man's fake orgasm?'

GT's a bit of a git for this actually... he makes out he is gonna come... and he's bloody good at doing this let me tell you... got the whole breathing down pat etc etc... he does this cos he knows what this does to me... and when I've regained composure to discover that he's just carrying... I'm like... you didn't come did you!... To which he smirks... 'nope... you complaining?' LOL... I can't argue... the reason it is difficult to tell with GT is cos he's one of those guys that keeps an erection for quite a while after he has come... I like that! ;-)

21 Sep 2006

Quote by naughtynymphos1
Any Rocky movie from 1-587 (or however many they ended up making)

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oh his acting is the pits
mines blair witch project
i mean what the hell was that all about :shock:
Oh agreed... with the torch highlighting her inner nasal cavities all I could think was 'she really needs to get that nose polyp seen to!'

21 Sep 2006

Happy Burpday DB smile

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Wibbly and GT

8 Sep 2006

Quote by PoloLady
You do realise what you have done - you have sold your soul! :shock:
You're ours now :twisted:
BTW - Welcome

Muuuuu ha ha ha ha... they can't escape the clutches of the Cafe! :twisted: :twisted:
Welcome you two... nice introduction... so much nice than the 'who wants to shag me now?' intros that we occasionally experience round these parts!
<wave>
Wibblywobbly

6 Sep 2006

Quote by wobblyrabbit
try:
user menu>
my settings>
forum settings.
hope this helps. i've just done it myself, and it took me ages!

worship

worship

worship

worship

worship

THANK YOU!
I sit in front of a PC all day making websites and I'm thudding my head on the desk for not working it out myself! smile

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6 Sep 2006

I'm going nuts... I've been trying to change my signature... and apparently I can change it in my profile... but can I heck as like find where!
HELP!
TIA
Wibbly

6 Sep 2006

Fillet Steak, Jacket Potato, Coleslaw and corn on the cob... that could double up as a sex toy ;-)
Elton John - Yellow Brick Road because of its great mixture of ballads and rocking numbers
Red Wine - doesn't really need an explanation?
James Clavell - Shogun... lovely long saga... could finish the story and then start all over again!
Frasier (all eleven seasons hopefully)... fantastic script writers and fantastic actors

2 Sep 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
Kissing for me is a huge turn on. The better the kiss, the more turned on I get. I've been with people that kiss like they are trying to chew your face off and it's put me right off.
I had a social meet yesterday and me and the lady in question both agreed that kissing is very sexy and an essential part of sex.
Needless to say we had to put each other's kissing to the test and the look on her hubby's face as he came out to find us lip-locked was a picture !
.......and very nice it was too

Agreed... the sexiest kiss I experienced was with GT and another female... she and he were snogging so I joined in... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm very nice it was too... GT said... 'I just grew another inch!' LOL

26 Aug 2006

Quote by MrFC
Only if i can be ............ D'Artagnan

OOOOOOoooooohh... D'Artagnan... always had the hots for that gentleman... but then I always wanted to get under the skirts of Constance Bonacieux as well...
Bloody hell... I never knew D'Artagnan was real!
'Artagnan
Can anyone remember the 'Dashing Blade' BBC2 Summer hols... a Spanish show poorly dubbed into English... good grief he was sex on legs... and then there was 'Steve' in FollyFoot... *sigh*

14 Aug 2006

Quote by Shaz_n_Tony
Also admin while this point it made.. will we ever get triple couples account, sometimes there is more than 2 people to a couple you know :twisted:
Shaz x

:idea: Wouldn't it just be called a triple? We are a triple kind of thing... smile

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What you asked for was for six peeps which would be... Googles... Sextuple... quiet apt really... :twisted:

14 Aug 2006

Quote by Shireen_Mids
agree that there needs to be more stringent measures taken to ensure that another 9/11 doesn't happen but fgs are women not allowed some small measure of dignity?

I've got no problem if it is really necessary but perhaps, as a sign of solidarity, all women could carry a couple of tampons or pads to save the embarrasment of the few that are currently menstruating... actually the more I think about that the more I like it... smile

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14 Aug 2006

Mine turned out to be a bi... lingual thread...
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/17528.html
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14 Aug 2006

Quote by sheddy
and made one of those paper chains of little men and stuck them at the top of my screen?
Kate wants to know if she can do the next one as she can do boy girl chains instead of just boy ones

I just noticed them too... not sure about them... aren't there bits missing from between the legs? lol

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14 Aug 2006

Quote by Sassy-Seren
I also use 'whatever floats your boat' a lot too, especially when discussing other people's ( and my own ) preferences

My variation on this is 'whatever tweaks your nipple nuts'...

12 Aug 2006

Well I'm a bit fed up... :cry:
Couldn't go out last Saturday night due to an excess of water in the hall and tonight we cannot go out 'cos of other family worries... it has been an age since I applied pollyfilla... oh well... depressed from south sheffield here...
Hey ho...
Wibbly
xx