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I just cannot stop laughing... okay better go and apply pollyfilla and get our arses over to da party!
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WibblyWobbly
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 66
Straight Male, 57
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I just cannot stop laughing... okay better go and apply pollyfilla and get our arses over to da party!
Orgasminator
Quote by Sexysteph
Happy Birthday To:
and the utterly Gorgeous very delightful Site's own WIBBLYWOBBLY according to Marcuso's Party thread.
Awwwwwwwwwwwww... thank you! Mine is on the 14th... and I'm FIVE years older than Marcuso... cya later dudes and dudettes! 
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Hellooooooo....
We have a spare double bed if any of you we know needs a bed for the night instead of forking out for a hotel... we only live 25 mins away, tops, from this venue... let me know!
TTFN
We have a spare double bed if any of you we know needs a bed for the night instead of forking out for a hotel... we only live 25 mins away, tops, from this venue... let me know!
TTFN
Orgasminator
Saw Simply Red at Sheffield Arena on Friday evening... fantastic... the man has still got it... anyone else here caught their tour this time?
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Have a good birthday Marcuso... we are busy that weekend...
celebrating my birthday... Have a good one mate!
Wibbly
xxx
celebrating my birthday... Have a good one mate!
Wibbly
xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
and prolly forgotton how to spell ettiket... eat e ket... ettiquete... of requesting absence from SH towers...
Leaving 22nd for Portugal... back on 30th... Sarge!...
Can you fit me in WW?
Pretty please!
You can come any time! :twisted:
Mind you Sarge has not given me permission yet - so I'm stuck here till he does... LOL
Cya's next week! xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Quote by Sexysteph
Have fun --- any room in the suitcase for me?
Steph
GT says yes!
Orgasminator
and prolly forgotton how to spell ettiket... eat e ket... ettiquete... of requesting absence from SH towers...
Leaving 22nd for Portugal... back on 30th... Sarge!...
Leaving 22nd for Portugal... back on 30th... Sarge!...
Orgasminator
Quote by EagerSlut
Looks like your pump's been stood down I'm afraid.
Awwwwwwwww Eager sweetheart... don't be like that... he'll be feeling a bit Tender...
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When GT and I got together and before we lived together virtually every time I downloaded email there was a love song waiting for me. Below is just a quick selection of the tracks he sent over. Occasionally even now I'll spot a new icon on my desk top and there will be a song waiting for me to discover it. Ooop there I go anthropomorphising inanimate objects again... I really shouldn't do it cos I know they don't like it.
The song played at our wedding was 'Because of you' by Jackie Wilson, one of the best love songs ever.
HEATWAVE - ALWAYS & FOREVER
HERB ALPERT - This Guy's In Love With You
JIM CROCE - Time In a Bottle
FOUR TOPS - FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
O C SMITH - I'M GLAD I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
SMOKEY ROBINSON - BEING WITH YOU
LUTHER VANDROSS - SO AMAZING
ARCHIE BELL & DRELLS - LOOK BACK OVER YOUR SHOULDER
JEAN CARTER - LIKE ONE
ALI CAMPBELL - THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE
ISLEY BROTHERS - MY LOVE IS YOUR LOVE
PHIL COLLINS - THIS MUST BE LOVE
MELANIE C - NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
BLOODSTONE - NATURAL HIGH
CHARLES JOHNSON - NEVER HAD A LOVE SO GOOD
TEMPTATIONS - YOU'RE NOT AN ORDINARY GIRL
HEART - ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE LOVE TO YOU
KORGIS - IF I HAD YOU
MICHAEL JACKSON - GOT TO BE THERE
SEARCHERS - WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ROOM
RICHARD MARKS - RIGHT HERE WAITING
EARTH, WIND & FIRE - REASONS
CURTIS MAYFIELD - LOVE'S MIRACLE
LIGHTHOUSE FAMILY - LIFTED
STEVIE WONDER - FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
MICHAEL JACKSON - YOU ARE NOT ALONE
FOREIGNOR - WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU
MARVIN GAYE - LUCKY LUCKY ME
LUTHER VANDROSS - A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME
JACKIE WILSON - TO BE LOVED
ISLEY BROTHERS - HOW SWEET IT IS TO BE LOVED BY YOU
KIM WESTON - A THRILL A MOMENT
POLICE - EVERY LITTLE THING
ROD STEWART - HAVE I TOLD YOU (LIVE)
MAMAS & PAPAS - DEDICATED TO THE ONE I LOVE
ELGINS - HEAVEN MUST HAVE SENT YOU
Willie Hutch - Lucky To Be Loved By You
MAJOR LANCE - YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED
The song played at our wedding was 'Because of you' by Jackie Wilson, one of the best love songs ever.
HEATWAVE - ALWAYS & FOREVER
HERB ALPERT - This Guy's In Love With You
JIM CROCE - Time In a Bottle
FOUR TOPS - FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
O C SMITH - I'M GLAD I FELL IN LOVE WITH YOU
SMOKEY ROBINSON - BEING WITH YOU
LUTHER VANDROSS - SO AMAZING
ARCHIE BELL & DRELLS - LOOK BACK OVER YOUR SHOULDER
JEAN CARTER - LIKE ONE
ALI CAMPBELL - THAT LOOK IN YOUR EYE
ISLEY BROTHERS - MY LOVE IS YOUR LOVE
PHIL COLLINS - THIS MUST BE LOVE
MELANIE C - NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN
BLOODSTONE - NATURAL HIGH
CHARLES JOHNSON - NEVER HAD A LOVE SO GOOD
TEMPTATIONS - YOU'RE NOT AN ORDINARY GIRL
HEART - ALL I WANNA DO IS MAKE LOVE TO YOU
KORGIS - IF I HAD YOU
MICHAEL JACKSON - GOT TO BE THERE
SEARCHERS - WHEN YOU WALK IN THE ROOM
RICHARD MARKS - RIGHT HERE WAITING
EARTH, WIND & FIRE - REASONS
CURTIS MAYFIELD - LOVE'S MIRACLE
LIGHTHOUSE FAMILY - LIFTED
STEVIE WONDER - FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
MICHAEL JACKSON - YOU ARE NOT ALONE
FOREIGNOR - WAITING FOR A GIRL LIKE YOU
MARVIN GAYE - LUCKY LUCKY ME
LUTHER VANDROSS - A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME
JACKIE WILSON - TO BE LOVED
ISLEY BROTHERS - HOW SWEET IT IS TO BE LOVED BY YOU
KIM WESTON - A THRILL A MOMENT
POLICE - EVERY LITTLE THING
ROD STEWART - HAVE I TOLD YOU (LIVE)
MAMAS & PAPAS - DEDICATED TO THE ONE I LOVE
ELGINS - HEAVEN MUST HAVE SENT YOU
Willie Hutch - Lucky To Be Loved By You
MAJOR LANCE - YOU'RE EVERYTHING I NEED
Orgasminator
Quote by Calista
'bout time someone organised a Chesterfield get-together!
The get together we had last Saturday was only about seven miles from Chesterfield... virtual spitting distance! Or have I missed an in-joke?
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Recent Canadian Government's research has shown that cigarette smoking not
only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual organ.
Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on
the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information.
How about something like this:
Warning: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?
Warning: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting
smaller.
Warning: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.
Warning: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.
Warning: Smoke rises, but you may not.
Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children. That is, if you're
capable of conceiving any.
Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.
Warning: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?
Warning: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.
Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the
range to put them out!
only impairs sexual ability, it actually causes shrinkage of the male sexual organ.
Wow! If that is true, we need to get the word out ASAP! Maybe the warning on
the cigarette packs should be updated to reflect this new information.
How about something like this:
Warning: These cigarettes are king size -- how about you?
Warning: Smoking sections in restaurants aren't the only things getting
smaller.
Warning: If you don't reduce your smoking, your smoking will reduce you.
Warning: Smoking may lead to ridicule on your honeymoon.
Warning: Smoke rises, but you may not.
Warning: Second-hand smoke can be harmful to children. That is, if you're
capable of conceiving any.
Warning: Cigarettes get shorter the more you puff -- so do you.
Warning: How can you enjoy a smoke afterwards, if there's no before?
Warning: The only thing left after a smoke is a dead stub.
Warning: Don't throw lit cigarettes in the urinal -- you might not have the
range to put them out!
Orgasminator
Woooooooooooooooo hoooooooooooo they landed
A great couple - genuine - lovely both inside and out... a good asset to this community of ours
Wendy
xxx
A great couple - genuine - lovely both inside and out... a good asset to this community of ours
Wendy
xxx
Orgasminator
Quote by Alexandra
Hey!
I have been away for while, so any hot gossips?!
Ricci
Parhaps he's having a flashback - I thought Hot Gossip disbanded decades ago.
:laughabove: :laughabove:
OI you missus... you said you'd never use my pic on-line! ;-)
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Five years... very frustrating the first year but after that my body kind of shut down... I perfected the knack of managing to bring my self to orgasm without shaking the bed that much and not waking up my ex. ;-)
Thank goodness that is behind me!
Thank goodness that is behind me!
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Completely agree with you John that we should have more of these type of mini-munches to 'break in the newbies'... ;-) Spoke to several people about it last night and that was a general consensus of opinion.
Thanks to Sarah for (a) coming up with the idea originally and (b) letting it expand from a girly night to what it became... a fantastic chance to get re-acquainted and make new friends.
I'm glad the 'speed dating' idea went down well... I whispered the idea to 'Madam Chairman' hoping she'd sort it as I'm shy but she said 'nope, your idea, you do it...'
Thank you so much to those of you that travelled miles to attend... I hope it was worth your sterling efforts to get there...
However there is one question on several ladies lips... WHERE WAS THE FIREMAN?!
:cry:
Thanks to Sarah for (a) coming up with the idea originally and (b) letting it expand from a girly night to what it became... a fantastic chance to get re-acquainted and make new friends.
I'm glad the 'speed dating' idea went down well... I whispered the idea to 'Madam Chairman' hoping she'd sort it as I'm shy but she said 'nope, your idea, you do it...'
Thank you so much to those of you that travelled miles to attend... I hope it was worth your sterling efforts to get there...
However there is one question on several ladies lips... WHERE WAS THE FIREMAN?!
:cry: Orgasminator
Looks like it is going to be a good night tomorrow night, thanks to Sarah for getting this going.
Look forward to seeing them of you that's going...
Look forward to seeing them of you that's going...
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Quote by genuineben
and I definatley felt wobbly this morning.
:shock:
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Quote by lincsfire
Hi there i'm Mark a firefighter in lincs - is the social open to single guys too? I'd be interested in coming along - my profile is 97831. Cheers!
Squirm... a real life fireman... ooooh... wait till I tell GT
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Quote by marmalaid
FFS!I'm going home!!
Okay, okay... so I had a blonde moment... I'm allowed!
Enjoy your evening! xx
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Quote by WibblyWobbly
:P August 2nd, Wibbly, I have a message in my outbox for you that hasn't been opened.
There is nothing there... what a PM from you and it wouldn't have been read - highly doubtful!... What does it say?! LOL
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPs.... found it LOLOL!
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Quote by marmalaid
:P August 2nd, Wibbly, I have a message in my outbox for you that hasn't been opened.
There is nothing there... what a PM from you and it wouldn't have been read - highly doubtful!... What does it say?! LOL
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Quote by marmalaid
i ve heard of men using dental anaesetic ( novocaine ) in condoms to prolong sex
dont know if it works or true though
Anaesthetic before the drilling, madam?
Very good! Orgasminator
Quote by marmalaid
Thank you sincerely.
Wibbly
xxx
Tell you what I find incredulous!!!
How can someone have a message sitting unopened in their inbox since August 02!
Who What Where When?
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Jon... will you do us all a favour and read the rest of this thread before you post again as you'll see several members are trying to make a concerted effort to achieve some semblance of normality out the detritus... Rise above... rise above...
Thank you sincerely.
Wibbly
xxx
Thank you sincerely.
Wibbly
xxx
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Quote by DandL
Hello to you all.
We are D and L. A straight couple from The Chesterfield area.
We're looking to get into the swinging scene and have been advised by Marcuso to sign up. We're still nervous, but hopefully those nerves will go away when we've met a few people.
We don't have a picture yet, but Marcuso will be doing some for us soon.
We'll be posting on the boards and may even venture into the very fast
D and L
Hello and welcome fellow Spireites... well I used to live there... Whittington, Newbold, Wingerworth, Walton, Clay Cross, Brimington... not in that order though...
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Quote by Sarah
A social drink is being arranged in a pub for Saturday 1st October 7pm onwards
The pub serves pub type meals which are very good, but if you wish to eat it is suggested to order your food early.
So if you would like to join about 14 of us already going for a social drink / meal / laugh, please either add to this thread or pm me.
Buy your own food / drinks.
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