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WilmaFlintstone

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28 Aug 2004

I quite like Tune's bollox redface

redface

Love
Wilma
x x x x

28 Aug 2004

I have been having a little sort out. You know the usual spring clean type thingy (only this is on a much smaller scale)
(Note to Jags â€“ I am not over doing it OKAY!!
I have come across some items that most certainly do not belong to The Flinstones clan and would be grateful if you could help me to find their owners.
I have some idea as to whom they may belong but these are only guesses.
1 tube of Olay daily cleanser eye make-up removing cream â€“ (sort of remember MrsFC taking Sarges make-up off with this)
1 tub of Body Butter â€“ I know this one is MrsFCâ€™s but not sure as she left it on purpose.
1 very dark lipstick by max factor (currant scene bourgogne perle) â€“ own up Tim!
1 pair of sunglasses
1 large bottle of Listerine mouthwash
1 pair of size 7 Puma trainers and white trainer socks (which I have washed)
1 sponge and glove thingies â€“ Jags you were the last here so they must be yours
and last but most certainly not least a very lacy black thong size 10 (I wish they were mine but alas they do not fit so I shall not go to the ball) :mrgreen:
So come on all you party people claim your property and stop cluttering up my home!!!
Oh I nearly forgot someone left a very untidy cave creature in the armchair who demands the remote control and pesters me to be fed and watered all the time. He even asked for sex once! rolleyes

rolleyes

Love
Wilma
X x x x

27 Aug 2004

BLIND PEOPLE Give yourself at least a chance of seeing something by not wearing heavy dark glasses all the time.
Going to bed, stitches intact!!!! - just!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Aug 2004

I can neilinleeds
DEAF PEOPLE Wearing oven gloves outdoors is an ideal way to stop strangers from eavesdropping on your conversation
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Aug 2004

ONE ARMED men. If your partner is thinking about getting breast implants, convince her to save money and only get one done.
lol

lol

27 Aug 2004

Quote by yin yang
I was told you had to use paypal to mark first so he could frank them before they got posted....? Was I done?

I was told I had to give him a BJ before mine were sent to to my out box. All these men messing about in my box rolleyes

rolleyes

what is this site coming to.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Aug 2004

LADIES! Putting your mouth and chin inside a pint glass and sucking hard for three minutes is an excellent way to give yourself a "Fred Flintstone" five o'clock shadow.
lol

lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Aug 2004

:giggle: DINO BURGER :giggle:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Aug 2004

well, it's like this Sarge....
I went to sleep, woke up somewhere else, eventually found my way home to find a caveman and a scottish lady giving me orders. Bloody cheek.
But they are not here at the moment so while the cat's away.......... lol

lol

Love
Wilma
x x x x

27 Aug 2004

Ahh the GFZ, somewhere to rest a while. Pass the remote control someone.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

26 Aug 2004

Please add us to the list Steve.
Love
Wilma & Fred
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

Hello and welcome Russell.
May be worth you putting your post on the let's meet forum.
Best of luck
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

Fred has some old bits of two by twoin the shed if they are any help dunno

dunno

Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

Trollops is that the best you can do you, you, you............ rolleyes

rolleyes

......I know.......
you poor excuse for a whipped cream sticky bun!!! :lickface: dunno

dunno

Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

:laughabove:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

ooeer Corrie you reminded me of this
No-one on earth could feel like this.
I'm thrown and overblown with bliss.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

wave

Hello and Welcome. Leave your shoes by the door and help yourself to a drink.
Watch out for Sarge, he's off his trolley and the one they call Jags, DON'T mess with her.
Otherwise, Enjoy!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

How about our very own
Ice Ice Baby

18 Aug 2004

It's raining, it's pouring, I think Sarge is snoring lol

lol

:lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

oops did I say Tart.
I meant TRAMP!!!!! lol

lol

:lol: :lol:
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

:laughabove:
TART
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

Quote by Keith3006
Hey Sarg, can't you get us outa here?
Christmas in Australia's bloody nice,
(Roaring Jelly, circa 1983)

You took the words right outta my mouth...
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

I was born with a smile on my face...
NO rude comments from you Sarge please!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

18 Aug 2004

Dearest Rocky
"Don't dream it, be it"
Love as always
Wilma
x x x x
P.S. Are you returning to Transylvania by Transit Beam? If so then take me with you Dammit.

18 Aug 2004

Quote by warwick
A niny nanny nu na fassy ho la la

A what???
Love
Wilma
x x x x

17 Aug 2004

I want to wake up with you.......

17 Aug 2004

Quote by Calista
Not a great piece of casting though was it?
I mean, Sandra Dickenson, mathematical genius?
Ahem.

Didn't she do an advert which was really irritating?
Hmm are you thinking of the Philidelphia girls???
Kinds freaky that she was married to Doctor Who though .... from one freaky scifi show to another .....
NO, but I see how you came to that conclusion. I am thinking of a very old advert, not sure it was a cigar or something dunno

dunno

Love
Wilma
x x x x

17 Aug 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
Not a great piece of casting though was it?
I mean, Sandra Dickenson, mathematical genius?
Ahem.

Didn't she do an advert which was really irritating?

17 Aug 2004

In just seven days...........

17 Aug 2004

Quote by davej

Never be hung , hung like my man :swingingchair:
Hush my mouth.
Love
Wilma
x x x x

Delany had a donkey and it wouldn't go.....
eeeeeaaaaaaaawwwww eeeeeaaaaaaaawwwww eeeeeaaaaaaaawwwwways calls me Donkey!!!!