Wilma goes off to look for picture proof.
What's it worth Oh Mighty one?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Get to the back girls, he kissed my arse first.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Oh No he's not he's a ............ :gagged:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Who you callin Fuck Face oh woman of the squeaky bra!!!
Love
Witchity Witch Wilma
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*************** HIJACK ******************
Not too bad thanks Alex, healing nicely now, had a witch of a scottish woman looking after us for a week. Wouldn't let me lift a bloody finger. Thanks for your concern but we are alive and kicking. :kick:
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Wilma
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******* END OF HIJACK ***************
:gagged: not gonna say a word me and foxy go way back, old sparring partners!
Love
Wilma
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But if they belong to Oakley then they can't be yours - can they? :confused2:
Oakley step forward or your glasses are to be collected (in person) by Silk & Big G.
Wilma runs off to lock Oakley in her glory hole (that's the cupboard under the stairs before you get too excited)!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Okay so far we have accounted for:
Listerine - Steve G (sorry Tune)
Sunglasses - Steve G
Olay make-up removal - Mrs RSAB2
Coconut stuff - now mine - thank you MrsFC
Green glove thingies - Jags
Outstanding:
1 very dark lipstick by max factor (currant scene bourgogne perle) – own up Tim!
1 pair of size 7 Puma trainers and white trainer socks (which I have washed)
1 sponge
1 tardy Caveman
Under negotiation
Size 10 black lacy thong - so far Steveg is the highest bidder
Should they not be claimed in the next 7 days the remainder will be sent to the lost property in the sky. Well actually I'll just put them in the bin.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Oh by the way, I washed the socks but not the thong :rascal:
Love
Wilma
x x x x