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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · England

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Quote by yin yang
Eiy but she kennie tak the ligo to well unless she has been oer the border fer a recharge...JIMMY!
I aint scared....much wink

:uhoh: Yin Yang bolt I'm right in front of ya!
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Wilma
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Oh Foxy I wondered when you would appear. Nice to do battle again. lol
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Wilma
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Take it into a pm if you want to goad me.
Well Judges are a law unto themselves and the law is an arse but I’m no expert on the law. lol
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Wilma
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Quote by Alexandra
You should contact Jags. She is always worth a try, so I've heard lol rotflmao
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Wilma
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I was going to post something similar - but I wimped out!
CHICKEN! but probably very wise.
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Wilma
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Quote by Jags
My price is 50p below Wilma's!!
lol :lol:

That would be zilch then.
Brace yourself Mark this could get ugly.
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Wilma
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I think yours is a very good question Dambuster. My only concern is that after giving an explanation for why a thread was locked (when most of the time it is obvious) that this would then lead to further debate.
dunno just a thought.
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WIlma
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And I start the bidding at.........
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Wilma Wet kisses on bottom
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Quote by Jags
OLD????? mad DOG???? :x :x :x
Flipping heck Wilma, call me a slut, please!!!
:happy: :happy:

Call yourself a Mod get your quotes right.
You asked for this ......... SLUT!
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Wilma of the beautiful Womb variety
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Quote by Jags
<goes off to sharpen a cotton bud to stick in Wilma's belly button>
:P :P

That really hurt you old dog.
As for you Mark well you can :kissmyarse: Oh sorry you already done that rotflmao
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Wilma The Wicked!!!!
Quote by Mark
FFS. I spent 10 minutes composing some erudite words of wisdom on Foxy's post and before I get it in the bloody things locked.
Well thank you very much :!:

Awww crap, and to think we could have stickied it for posterity had you made your fantabulous post in time biggrin
ooooh you bitch! lol
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Wilma
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Shut up woman or you'll be heading the same way as Foxy although I think we may need a considerably bigger ball rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Stinky Gizzard - you got any pics of Jags with a gag?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Ooooooooh I could burst a stitch or two :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
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Who you callin Fuck Face oh woman of the squeaky bra!!!
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*************** HIJACK ******************
Not too bad thanks Alex, healing nicely now, had a witch of a scottish woman looking after us for a week. Wouldn't let me lift a bloody finger. Thanks for your concern but we are alive and kicking. :kick:
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Wilma
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******* END OF HIJACK ***************
Quote by westerross
redface My mistake! Thought it was Oakley's glory hole not yours!

But Oakley is a................. :gagged:
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Wilma
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Tune darling, what makes you think that Oakley is female? :grin:
Silk - you'll get poked in the eye if you are not careful. poke
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Wilma
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But if they belong to Oakley then they can't be yours - can they? :confused2:
Oakley step forward or your glasses are to be collected (in person) by Silk & Big G.
Wilma runs off to lock Oakley in her glory hole (that's the cupboard under the stairs before you get too excited)!!
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Wilma
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Just as I thought the list was diminishing, what do I find?
1 game of Trivial Pursuit
1 game of Jenga
1 20 sided dice
Gonna hire a container at this rate. rolleyes
Why couldn't you have left the electric shock game, I liked that one lol :lol:
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Wilma
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I'm supposed to be resting you know :twisted:
Funny how the tardy looking caveman soon spruced himself up when he was claImed by MrsRSAB2. rolleyes
Creaky white bra now belongs to me. Took me a while to prize it off the kids but they said the creaking kept them awake anyway. lol
Now I really do not want to throw away these trainers as they are in good condition so go check your cupboards and see if they are yours.
Mrs RSAB2 as you seem to have a fondness for cave creatures I have two little ones that go with the tardy one - any offers? :high-smile:
Come on Tim own up to the lipstick, I have the pictures to prove it. :swingingchair:
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Wilma
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Okay so far we have accounted for:
Listerine - Steve G (sorry Tune)
Sunglasses - Steve G
Olay make-up removal - Mrs RSAB2
Coconut stuff - now mine - thank you MrsFC
Green glove thingies - Jags
Outstanding:
1 very dark lipstick by max factor (currant scene bourgogne perle) – own up Tim!
1 pair of size 7 Puma trainers and white trainer socks (which I have washed)
1 sponge
1 tardy Caveman
Under negotiation
Size 10 black lacy thong - so far Steveg is the highest bidder
Should they not be claimed in the next 7 days the remainder will be sent to the lost property in the sky. Well actually I'll just put them in the bin.
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Wilma
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Quote by Jags
Have to point out that most people would think your request for 'experiences' odd - tell me your not a journalist/media person please??

ooh you suspicious vixen you :twisted:
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Wilma
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Quote by steveg_nw
If you find the owner of the size 10 lacy black thong can I deliver it back to them personally. :twisted:

Wilma reduces herself to a liquid diet - you will go to the ball, you will got the ball!
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Wilma
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Mmmm, not sure about this one:
BI-CURIOUS men. Go to a male doctor and complain of rectal bleeding. The resultant erotic anal probe will be a safe way to find out whether gayness is really for you.
confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dare Ya!
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