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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · England

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Has the closing timed changed on the GFZ?
Just nipping in for a quickie. Don't lock me in!!
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
I think you're more likely to get a bogey from that old giffer!!! :shock: lol :lol: :lol:

rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
He just said I can have a mulligan if I'm really good.
Love
Wilma
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I am sat here waiting for Fred to finish watching the golf. He's promised me a hole in one when it's over :giggle:
Go on boys swing those sticks!!!
Love
Wilma
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Come get your pressie wink
Have a good one! Or two or three.........
Love, hugs and kisses
Wilma and Fred
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Quote by Sgt Bilko
Well that's it !! Mark, can you please put all my postings into a brown paper bag and hand them over so that I can nip round to my mum's and show her how well her one and only son turned out !! confused :? :? lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

No need Son! I read them every day :lol:
To say I'm proud would be an understatement.
Don't forget to wash behind your ears wink
Love
Your Mother
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rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Happy Birthday Sappho - Have a great one!! (or two or three)
I meant drinks Will rolleyes
All our love, hugs and kisses
Wilma and Fred (and the little cavies)
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Text on it's way!!!!
Quote by Sappho
Jags darling, I'll snog you anytime! passionkiss
Love
Sappho xxx

And anywhere by all accounts! She's turned into an alcoholic Sappho sweatheart, pop a mint in first. lol :lol:
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Mark
"shove this site up your stinky winky cos it's poop."

:fuckinghell: did you have to quote me verbatim?
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Ice Pie
. No alcohol allowed 12 hours before work. sad

You lollipop men always say that lol
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Angel Chat
I'm on my hols this week too, so I've just treated myself to a vodka and diet coke (not Smirnoff though, am waiting for a duty free delivery lol)
Cheers everyone :cheers:

All heading over to Angels house. Don't drink it all, wait for me.
Love
Wilma
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Quote by corriefem

Freds Mum made elderflower champagne. What I tasted was lovely but one bottle exploded - ooops
Love
Wilma
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sorry to cut into your thread Jags but Wilma and Fred hope everything went okay with operation. Love and kissesxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Yes thanks Corrie, Fred was successfully removed from my arse last week. All healing nicely now. lol
Love
Wilma
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Freds Mum made elderflower champagne. What I tasted was lovely but one bottle exploded - ooops
Love
Wilma
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Quote by celticq
Right I've been having a bit of trouble with Fluffy recently -

so I'll take one of the Puma Trainers off your hands - if you put him on the train I'll collect him in Glasgow

rotflmao but they come as a breeding pair celticq. It's both or nothing.
Love
Wilma
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Quote by MrFC
Women demanding do not get their own way If you want them they are in my pocket!!! flipa

I'll just wait until you are comatose on the bathroom floor and then I'll pinch them. (after snogging your face of first of course).
Love
Wilma
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Oh and now guess what I found?
Handcuffs minus the keys. Send me the keys please Mr FC - NOW
Coming Fred dear redface
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Jags
rotflmao :rotflmao: Any TRUE Weegie has been brought up on Scotch and Wry - in fact I still have an old fashioned video of the programme if Yin wants it!!

I have enough of your clutter already thanks rolleyes
Love
Witchity Witch
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OMG - Fruity and Jags are made for each other, they share the same knowledge and the same accent.
A match made in Swinging Heaven :giggle:
Love
Wilma
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Sorry for hijacking your thread Fruity but it was Stinky Gizzard who started it. Have fun in the forum.
Love
Wilma
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