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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · England

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Quote by Sgt Bilko
WILMA!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:
smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom:

You called!!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x

OOPS it just went off in me hand Brumlad.
Let's make lurrrrrve not war. hump
Sarge, for a man that wears ladies underwear (my underwear, I might add) you are in no position to be calling anyone a scab.
Misschief and Debbie, I must leave you to your crusade. I have a munch to prepare for and in my current state it could take the whole week!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Hiya Matt
Sorry Girls all this attention from the boys how could I possibly resist. I'm on there side. (well for now anyway!)
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by brumlad
Go Girls, I'm right behind you. lol
5 miles behind should do the trick
Love
Wilma
x x x x

SHIT, guys watch it, wilma carries a shotgun !!!!!
Now where is it, I know it's in here somewhere.......

ahhhhh there she is. Come on punk make my day!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
kisses to Brumlad - good to see you xxxxxx
Quote by bluexxx
I'll do it, provided I can have a different 12 men every day.... according to food experts, it's good to have a varied diet :rascal: . And with all that spunk flying everywhere, there won't be a slug in sight :shock:

:sticky: Don't do it Blue, you'll be drowning in the stuff. :sticky:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Thanks for the chat I had with you today Will & Sappho. :happy: Really brightened my day.
I Don't miss Jags as she might as well live here. lol rolleyes
(awaits the wee scots womans retort)
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by RSAB2
I thought I might go for a little purple number, the colour of royalty, so you'd better all practice your curtsies!!!
Mrs RSAB2 xxx :angel:

Fred said could you practice bowing instead of a curtsie. The knack is to bend at the waist.....but watch out behind you!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Oih !!!! I resemble that remark :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:

I know and I have the photographic evidence and your suspender belt lol :lol: :shock: :shock:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

Oh stop your giggling you big Girlie
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
I've been away and am sorely in need of a large glass of Pinot Grigio

Jags, if I had been where you have been today I too would need a large drink!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: wink lol
oi Cheeky!!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
reminder to drown Sarge in Hot Tub!!!
Quote by Jags
I've been away and am sorely in need of a large glass of Pinot Grigio - a ham and coleslaw sandwich and a great big long huge tasty snog!
No need of jacuzzi but am now dreaming of a hot tub somewhere green. biggrin
DRINK pleeeeeeeeeeeeeassssssssssse cool

But you ate a bloody great baguette at lunch time!!!!
Hot tub on order. Gonna have myself my own little GFZ soon. :bounce:
All welcome but have to pay in sexual favours.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Happy Birthday Sweeetheart, snogs to be collected when I next see ya!
Hope you have a good one.
Love, Hugs and girlie kisses
Wilma (and Fred)
x x x x x x x x x x
Quote by mal609
She was after more than one thing last week :twisted: !!
Welcome Roller, how about telling folk a little about yourself?
Cardinal Mal
wink

What our innocent little Misschief?
I refuse to believe it.
Mal meet me in my office now, I want all the gossip!!
:wink:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by steveg_nw
Nobody knows about the lingerie and stockings under the pinstripe suit, but I do and that's what counts. I feel more confident in my outward appearance of efficiency knowing I feel like a sex kitten underneath.

Are guys allowed to reply to this thread?
Sappho, I doubt that's a feeling that any of us guys can ever hope to experience but I can fully appreciate where you're coming from. I say go for it girl...... cool
Steve
Are you saying that you have never worn ladies underwear Steve? I may have to out you if you tell porkie pies. Come on spill the beans, was it good for you?
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Hiya Roller, welcome to the forum.
Don't let that squaw push you around she is only after one thing wink
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:idea: So that's why I have been feeling crap lately :idea:
Wilma shuffles off to throw out the old apple catchers and try on the dental floss thongy thingies.
:giggle:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Sgt Bilko
It's obvious - Make sure you wash your fingers at least once every twenty years :shock: :shock: :shock: confused :? :? :? lol :lol:

:2fingers:
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think the point is, it is a story and probably would be best on the stories page.
Nice of you to share it though. Have fun in Swinging Heaven.
I must introduce Fred to some of my old boyfriends lol
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by fem_manc-cpl
And what a lovely place that is! ;)
fem_manc asks wilma if she would like a nice massage while carrie Ann shares her pole dancing expertease to the other girlies

What a silly question?
Start from the soles of my feet and work your way up - QUICKLY!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by harry0
Hi Wilma,
Better the Devil you know than the one you don't. I see from your avitar your still looking as good as ever.
XXXX
Harry0

redface surprisedops: :oops: Thank you :oops: :oops: :oops:
Love you too passionkiss
Love
Wilma
x x x x
The children of Israel wanted bread
And the Lord sent them manna,
Old Fred Flintstone wanted a wife,
And the Devil sent him Wilma :twisted:
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Dearest Harry (my old friend).
I was only looking at a pic of you the other day and remember the good old days, that was about a year ago now and I fear I will always be left wondering what may have happened had I misbehaved infront of the headmaster lol
Lovely to see you here again, you are missed and frequently thought of.
Love
Wilma (and Fred)
x x x x
I'm doing my best Dawn :lol: