I bet that sexy John Prescott's a goer.
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Wilma
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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · England
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Thanks to Jags for the advice..........
THE SPOT ON MY BUM
I don't believe it there's a spot on my bum,
I've squeezed it so much that my cheeks have gone numb.
It's big and it's red With a big yellow top,
I've squeezed it with pliers, but still it won't pop!
I've soaked it in water, I've put on some cream.
Fred had a squeeze, which just made me scream.
I can't sit down now, the pain is quite dire,
My spot is glowing and my bum is on fire!
I cried to my man, "Just one last try, please!"
So Fred, with arms bulging, started to squeeze.
He grabbed hold of my spot with a vice-like grip,
My eyes they were popping, and I was biting my lip.
My body started shaking without restraint,
My legs they wobbled, I started to faint.
Then Fred cried out with such distaste
My spot, like a time-bomb, had popped in his face!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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THE SPOT ON MY BUM
I don't believe it there's a spot on my bum,
I've squeezed it so much that my cheeks have gone numb.
It's big and it's red With a big yellow top,
I've squeezed it with pliers, but still it won't pop!
I've soaked it in water, I've put on some cream.
Fred had a squeeze, which just made me scream.
I can't sit down now, the pain is quite dire,
My spot is glowing and my bum is on fire!
I cried to my man, "Just one last try, please!"
So Fred, with arms bulging, started to squeeze.
He grabbed hold of my spot with a vice-like grip,
My eyes they were popping, and I was biting my lip.
My body started shaking without restraint,
My legs they wobbled, I started to faint.
Then Fred cried out with such distaste
My spot, like a time-bomb, had popped in his face!
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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The least you could have done was offer some nice words, I mean I know yours looks great all the time but you see there is the problem. Mine is not so good and I couldn't possibly go to the munch like this. Quote by westerross
Okay confession of the week.
I've always fancied Kilroy. Very distinguished gent.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
Quote by Alexandra
I like Kilroy too - he was our local MP years ago - and a brilliant on he was too!
btw - lovely to see you Wilma!
I'd just like to say that (all of a sudden) I identify very strongly with Kilroy. Looks a bit like me as well - although he's a bit rougher around the edges.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.......Wake up Tune, Wake Up!!!!
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Wilma
x x x x
Well from an old married couple (positively stoneage), I have thought long and hard about this. When I maried Fred I said my vows and signed the tablet of stone. Back in them days I never thought of anyone else in my bed but him.
As time has gone on I've discovered that the only way to keep my marriage alive and to stop us from breaking up is to swing with others. My god we would be long divorced if Fred had not forced me to have sex with others. I only do it cos I know it makes him happy. I've even done the bi-fem thing to fulfill the old buggers fantasy. I think we suppressed women have a duty to honour and obey and if swinging is what keeps em happy then I'll just have to lay back and think of England.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
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Seriously .......... I thought it was a reasonable question, but it could have been put a little differently.
Reporter??? Nah none of them about. Jags eats them for brekkie.
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p.s. Clare - this is a joke!
As time has gone on I've discovered that the only way to keep my marriage alive and to stop us from breaking up is to swing with others. My god we would be long divorced if Fred had not forced me to have sex with others. I only do it cos I know it makes him happy. I've even done the bi-fem thing to fulfill the old buggers fantasy. I think we suppressed women have a duty to honour and obey and if swinging is what keeps em happy then I'll just have to lay back and think of England.
Love
Wilma
x x x x
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Seriously .......... I thought it was a reasonable question, but it could have been put a little differently.
Reporter??? Nah none of them about. Jags eats them for brekkie.
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p.s. Clare - this is a joke!
