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WilmaFlintstone
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 58
Straight Male, 62
0 miles · England

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passionkiss ahhhhhhhhh another match made in Swinging Heaven sillyassionkiss:
About bloody time too.
lol just had a wicked thought......... but I'll tell ya when I see ya :twisted:
Love and hugs
Wilma
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(Fred is rubbing his hands together Steve, not sure why) dunno
Bloody Hell. Of all the months to choose from it would be April wouldn't it!
I think I'm washing my hair. lol :lol:
Love
Wilma
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Count us in!!
Quote by Sgt Bilko
Misschief!! :shock: :shock:
Firstly, I thought you were my friend!! :shock: :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry:
Secondly, you have mixed them up by accident haven't you?? confused :? :?
Thirdly, I'm never making you a drink in the staff canteen again!!
Jas would never have done that to me!!! mad :x :x :x wink lol :lol:

You poor disillusioned shortsighted little man. :lol: :wink:
Love
SGT Wilma
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Wilma stands Sarge against radiator of his little truck thingie, flexes muscles in preparation................ too late ................he melted!!!
Whooooopeeeeeeeeee Doooooooooooozeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Saucers of milk all round, they are on the house!!!!
LHK
Wilma
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I think we need a head count.
I've got an idea :idea: Let's collect in everyone's name badges and see who's missing.
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
How many you got Sarge?? rotflmao
Love
Wilma
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Pussycat, pussycat I love you, yes I doooooooooooo?
right then in the famous words of DJOHN.................. ummmm sorry can't think of any
so in the famous words of someone else ............. fuckity fuck!!
Love
Wilma
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Quote by Jas-Tim
I've lost a small brass zippo lighter :cry: :cry:
And Wilma I think you're fibbing smackbottom lol :lol:
Jas
XXX

Maybe your lighter is with the badge thief :lol: :lol: :lol:
Love
Wilma
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Quote by shaggedByJags
In the words of the LEGENDARY, MAGNIFICENT, INCOMPARABLE, DJOHN
DO YOUR WORST! flipa

Did someone mention pussy? Keep this up and Fred will reappear on the forum rolleyes
lhk
Wilma
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Whilst we are on the subject of lost property. I seem to have aquired a number of name badges redface surprisedops: :oops: dunno
Love
Wilma
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surpriseduch: It was emotional!
Love
Wilma
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rolleyes Who put all those badges on me? :roll:
If you want them your gonna have to come get them lol :lol: :lol:
Quote by Jas-Tim
It's shrunk to just a little red blemish!! So my bum is not on show to all you munchers, unless you ask nicely wink :wink:
Love
Wilma
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Ah but it's still got time to get green and infected lol :lol: :lol:
I'll kiss it better for you, or get Timmy too, if it looks nasty. :P
Jas
XXX
:bounce: Jas & Timmy are gonna :kissmyarse: :bounce:
YIPEEEEEEE
Love
Wilma
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Wilma looks up to se Brumlad playing a BOYISH prank. Little does he know I never bring firearms into the GFZ, only the plastic toy one I keep for fun. Ahhhhhhh Boys and their toys.....let him play a while before I.............
Take him home and tuck him up in bed!!!
Love
Wilma
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It's shrunk to just a little red blemish!! So my bum is not on show to all you munchers, unless you ask nicely wink :wink:
Love
Wilma
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BRUMLAD
Put down that manly beer, the froth is sticking to your bum fluff. Come back when your old enough. The coke and straws are over there on the table, oh and you can have a bag of crisps if your good.
Love
Wilma
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I was going to be nice but then I remebered how cruel you were to me in my spotty bottom thread. So............ I'll buy them at any price just so they don't have to put up with you :rude:
Love
Wilma
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I don't do pain Morbius (unlike Dawn - you should see what she can do with pegs :shock: ) so I'll have to just squeeze you with a hug and hope you don't pop like my bot!!
Love
Wilma
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Quote by MrFC

MrFC's beloved BMW lol
Wilma fancy a ride confused

My BMW's bigger than your BMW, nah nah nah nah nah nah!! flipa
Oh go on then, I'll slum it.
Love
Wilma
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Quote by JudyTV
I made one for my second munch but lost it at the last one but it lasted for three Munches smile If you have Power-point installed just make one and print in onto card then super-glue it onto an old Tesco Clubcard or a out of date credit/debit card and glue a safety pin on the back again using a strip of card card, you then have one for every Munch. As I have a laminating machine I have already done mine and a few for close friends so I didn't need the cards....................Before you ask.........No :P
Judy

You lost a pair of knickers at the last munch I was at Judy. Tut, tut, you'll be snogging everyone next!!
Love
Wilma
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