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25 Aug 2005

Quote by kazswallows

Yep, you stay over there in your "billy-no-mates" club...
and to put people out of their misery... if you ask nicely by pm... I'll tell you, but please keep it quiet. (as in don't mention it online ...anywhere..)

please dont subject me to billy no mates club postie, I'm asking really nicely passionkiss

I will tell kazswallows (coz she's fecking gorgeous and I wanna play wiv her . hehehe)

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25 Aug 2005

Grrr.. Can't believe I haven't noticed this thread before now.
You take good care of yourself Debbie .... and I'll see ya fighting fit at a munch or ten in the near future. Thank God for medical science.

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by Angel Chat
I know too :twisted:

Oi!!.. You can shush too... hehehe

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by MikeC
I did know i did know...
i think i rember damn my head is hurting!!!!!
MikeC

OY!!!! Shurrup if you do know... i'm working here!!!!!! hehehe

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by Vicky_uk
Wishmaster
ile offer 4 blow jobs if you tell me

Well you're in the lead at the moment Vicky ...... let's see how the day develops.... I might get offered a shag ... hehehe
Postie.... you don't mind me hijacking ur thread to get a shag do ya m8, mucker, fellow x-man ...... pmsl

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25 Aug 2005

That's good to hear Vicky.. Tell them there is a Plymouth Munch and they can see some of us there...

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by Tommi
Is it Royal Male???

Nah! . Silly........ or there would be thousands of them .... imagine shouting across a packed sorting office at 3am .. "Oy! Royal Male!!!!" .. every bugger would stop working and you lot wouldn't get ya letters...

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah

I know. I know!!!!!
.....and he knows I know!!!!!!
But I ain't telling......... hehehe.... see Postie.. you owe me now ... pmsl

Wishmaster
Are you open to bribery? :shock: to tell us/ and how many SH goldfish will it take?
Goldfish die after two weeks unless you keep them in the silly plastic bag they first came in. .... nope.... need a better offer than that in order to humiliate my mucker and fellow (Ssshhhhh) X-Man

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25 Aug 2005

There is a flip side to this coin though *** Going into Defensive Male Posture *** .....
Advertising for home products nearly always ridicules men, remember those stupid ads where the guy buys separate washing powder / detergent and the woman shows him a combined one that saves money, and that other ad where the guy buys two products when one will do then woman explains that the single product saves time so they can go to the pub grrrrrrrrrrr (that really pisses me off coz us men are stereotyped as lager louts boozing down the pub all day... really seething now )
........and what about at daytime TV ..... purely aimed at women and a complete load of bollox (I know coz I work from home and I have now taken to leaving Sky News on all day even though it repeats every fecking hour but I prefer that just to get rid of crap TV shows about babies, fecking knitting patterns or dickhead families that need to air their shite on national TV (Springer/Trisha crap) grrrrrrr)
... but to top the lot (and this really takes the piss).... there is that ridiculous show where all the women in a small village are ferried off for a weekend leaving the husbands to run the house, kids etc.. what's all that about??? ... me and my daughter manage quite happily thank you
Us guys get a fair bit of bashing on the sexism side too.... but we're not allowed to complain about it, but I do sympathise with women who are victims of blase crass males who are merely trying to either a) rip them off .. or b) rip off their knickers.
There are roles in life that men should play and roles in life that women should play ... it's just the way it is .... Man = Hunter/Gatherer .... Woman = Nest Builder.... together = Team.
This thread has bloody annoyed me for some reason even though I've commented on it before.
:x :x :x :x :x :x :x
Ho Hum . rant over!!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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25 Aug 2005

I know. I know!!!!!
.....and he knows I know!!!!!!
But I ain't telling......... hehehe.... see Postie.. you owe me now ... pmsl

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25 Aug 2005

Quote by breezer
Here is my question for him:
"Are the complexity classes P and NP equivalent?"

If you want to get a headache, see more here:

Have you just been doing a course in Computing Theory? I remember getting taught (and then soon after, forgetting) that at uni several years ago. Don't ya just love wikipedia though.
My Q would have been (but I'm not posting it to him):
If infinity + 1 is still infinity, doesn't that prove that 1, and therefore by extrapolation, all non-zero numbers, are worthless?
Breezer,
A conversation with you is like a date with a calculator ...... I haven't a bloody clue what ur on about .... but I'm impressed enough to want to have your babies... hehehe

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Squirrel cheeks?

This man is my hero worship

:worship: :worship: he really is just wonderful :lol2: :worship:
Awww and squirrel cheeks suits him to a tee cool

:rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I wanna hear him sing :bounce:
I am getting seriously worried about Misschief . Goldfish in light fittings and now fat Elvis fetishes and squirrel cheeks..... Someone call the the man with the van .. she needs 24/7 round the clock care.... poor luv.... hehehe

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by Mal
oh goo away not inteetesred anymore and bunny should eb feamle if not seeya u lost out i apoligised and u moan so you got to eb female seeya shame really u would ahve had a good time cant be bothered with you now

Anybody got a clue about this PM I received? It's not a language I am familiar with, but I have a feeling it's something like prickenese!!!
Mal
wink

This is KinkyLutonese innit..... thought he wuz banned ?????

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by Ice Pie

Anyone got any suggestions?

Squirrel cheeks?

Absolutely priceless hehehe

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24 Aug 2005

Quote by da69ve
So who has the non-pictures then

Here they are!
i really liked the last one,that was so funny!! lol

Da69ve,
I know we didn't have a brill time and that the photogropher forgot to put any film in his camera but to deliberately blank ALL the pics out ..... tsk tsk.... bad form..... hehehe

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23 Aug 2005

Quote by clair
Here's another question to help you towards the 1000 dollar .........sorry, strike that.........I meant the 1000-post target.................
How does one become an X-man ??????
not that I see myself as X-man #4 or anything..........but just wondered what the criteria was :lol:

Good question and here's a better one
Is there such thing as an X-Woman?
No there isn't!!!!
There is no X Organisation and no-one belongs to it at all......
This message will self destruct in ten seconds
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BOOM!!!! HAPPY 1000TH POST POSTIE!!!!!

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23 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Well here's one to get you into trouble...
You're going out for the night for a few social drinks and you can choose only 1 of your fellow X Men to go with.
Which would it be and why?

Ah ... too easy........ Wishmaster...... need i say more?
ALL the x~men are top notch... or else they wouldn't be X~men... but Wig-hamster holds a special place, as he was the first person I ever met from SH. On top of that he's a barrel of laughs, loves life, is as mad as a box of frogs, and all round nice guy....
And he looked after me when i was a very shy newbie... when occasionally he should have batted me in the head... but didn't. Cheers Wiggy!
I said i'd be 100% honest.. and there ya go....
Aw jeez... (sniif) ... I'm ... (sniff sniff) ...... filling up here ...... (SOB SOB SOB) . I love you too postie ..... (WAAIIILLL!!!!) .... okie dokie..... now ... whats for dinner....
Question (You can choose the one you want to answer)
1) How deep is the sand and what's at the bottom of it?
or...
2) How does the road always know where I'm going?

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23 Aug 2005

Quote by lucyweebaps
might have considered it if it hadn't been the "Amsterdam munch" weekend Wishy
maybe next time - have fun
Lucy xxxx

That's ok sweetheart... This is for those not going to Amsterdam - like me lol
Next time babe.

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23 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
OMG - now that IS forward planning :shock: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Only free weekend I got for the next couple of months....... access weekends and munches have taken all the others up .... hehehe

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23 Aug 2005

I'm planning a night out at Chams on the 22nd October - it's a Saturday so it's couples only, if you are single and want to come team up with a member of the opposite sex and stick your names down. Single fems do not need to pair up as they can get in the club on any night but if you are a single fem and feeling charitable help one of the single guys out and team up with him please Tks
Membership prices:
Couples & Single Fems: Free
Single Guys: Â£50/year
If this is your first visit you'll need to bring ONE form of ID - Single guys need to apply before the night.
Opening times:
Saturdays: Midday - 4:00am
(From 7:30pm onwards - Couples & Single Ladies Only)
Entrance Fees:
Single Gents Â£23, Couples Â£23, Single Ladies Â£10
If anyone wants to get there early for a nice afternoon session please let me know. Afternoon fun in the jacuzzi sounds just about right to me :wink:
I have the contact details of a local guest house that naughtynmymphos has been in touch with and they will provide transportation to and from the club. If you require these details please pm me. This is a small guest house for swingers only but we do have an option on another 40 rooms nearby. The hotel is Â£50 per night per room.
For club details visit: Chameleons Website here.
Dress Code
The dress code within the club is as follows;
For gents either a towel, which they provide, or if you feel more comfortable you can wear a pair of shorts.
For ladies, again a towel or dress as sexy as you dare!
Note* you do not have to get undressed if it makes you feel uncomfortable, but from experience, I can say that after 10 minutes of being in the club you'll probably feel over dressed anyway. It's very relaxed there.
Who's Going!!
If any of the single fems would like to pair up with any of the single guys please PM the guy concerned or post on this thread and I'll amend the list. If you don't wish to be included in this public list please let me know.
Couples:
HannahnAlex (Possible)
Blue & Wolvie_dude
NaughtyNymphos & sleazy
Mr & Mrs Possum
Jiggle & brummieslapper
BiPaula & Andy
Mr & Mrs LinnetsCpl
welikesinglemen
David48 & Suze
Sandboy & Mrs Sandboy
Midstwosome
Rams_Cpl
WetPuss4You & WarmHandsLuke
Steve_Ruth
Wishmaster & Shelly
The_Muttleys
Pleasure & Jane
Tattyxpx & Rockstripe
salt_n_pepper
Richardm & Essexlady
sue^steve
da69ve & mrs da69ve
sharon_2005 & mr sharon
a26 & pj1 (dont ya just hate tla's hehehe)
DazMids & Freckles
CuteTips3
rgcol5
Mistress_Sassy & MrHorny
LordnLady
Single Fems:
JennaJ
Lorraine
Vicky_uk
SexyJo
Angelnn66
Devondelight
Jeana
Single Guys:
MikeNorthampton
ThomasBhm
TheDukes
Horous
Ice_Pie
Stifflaxx

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23 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
I want to complain about the lot Wishmaster didn't bring from Luton, they were too well behaved...............

Yes, but at least the cars you didn't park were still not there in the morning!!!!

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22 Aug 2005

Just got back!!!..... Boy! What a night that never was!!!! .... I sure didn't have a brilliant fecking time!!
Got a few mentions to do:
John900: You sure don't know how to throw a party m8.. well done!!! It was great not meeting ya!!
Clair: sorry I missed ya.. always wanted to get hold of ya but I guess we'll have to wait till the next munch that never was..... was that really you doing the lambada though???
Sarah: Thanks awfully for accommodating the entire population of Luton in your downstairs closet... they were well appreciative for having a new safe house in which to hide from Beds Police.
Cisco: as ever m8 ..... it was a real pleasure not sharing a few beers with me mucker from across the pond.
Ho hum ..... can't wait for the next one ..... I'm off to get up from my bed after such a non-eventful night....... hello all.

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22 Aug 2005

Oops. sorry... Change of plan ........ Dunstable can't make it (I wish it would stop messing me about like this) but Luton can ..... but only if the date doesn't clash with the local Burglars/Car-jacking Annual Jamboree ... so that's 250,000 plus me now ... phew! .... getting hotel accommodation for zero people is gonna be bloody hard.... plus people carrier taxis to take them nowhere... ffs... I never realised so much didn't have to be done for a non-event.

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22 Aug 2005

Maybe your suffering a delusional tendency and they weren't really looking at all.... or else they WERE looking but wondering why YOU were staring at them!!!

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22 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
oops blue, I just zapped him :lol2:

GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
evil

:lol: :lol: :lol:
ooo. u party poopers..... this was going to be THE non-event of the year. I was so not looking forward to missing it. tsk tsk...

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22 Aug 2005

I'm sorry but me and Dunstable are gonna have to pull out of this one coz we have another event on a different day that we can't go to so we've taken out names off that one too.

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22 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Update
Right on the list so far for that munch that isn't:-
Mr & Mrs Happy Cats
Fabio
Freckledbird
Dawn
Bluexxx
Wishmaster & the whole of Dunstable
Postie
Tatty
Da69ve
Anyone else :shock:
Yep Wishmaster those are the correct badges/ pins, tatty keep feeling pockets and you might find yours :P

I suppose we better start thinking about hotels that dont exist either..... a nice 15th Century converted farmhouse that was demolshed in the 1950's would be a perfect setting.. (I wonder if they still take the old fivers??)

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22 Aug 2005

Quote by Sarah
Ahh, Postie
Sorry did I miss you off the munch list that isn't happening??
You are now added.
SH pins will be avaiable at this munch that is not happening

Are those the SH Pins that have no design on the front.... no base to put it on, no pin and no fastener??? .. just wanted to check coz I already got one.

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22 Aug 2005

Can you add me and the entire population of Dunstable please..... they're not members but yet but I thought you could help me getting them all signed up in time as you are so fast and good n everything...
So to re-iterate .. that's 100,000 people for ur munch ok.
We'll need wheelchair access, interpreters, a mobile dole office, some candles??? and puppy food... if I think of anything else I'll let you know. And......... can we have a 70's type glitter ball to keep the children amused ... and a clown ... oops. sorry. already got one.

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22 Aug 2005

Hey Tabbi!!!
Happy Birthday darlin'
...... that's gotta deserve ....... like er ....... how many smacks???
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