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Quote by bhd1976
where is chams manchester?

Putting the term 'chameleons' on it's own into Google gives their website as the 11th link down, after a couple devoted to the 80s indie band
I remember The Chameleons.... even saw them live at The Venue in London..... now..... how did it go....
"Within the creases of a dress - a female dress,
How did I come to be drowning in this mess, aaah,
.............. Fucking Mess!
Don't Fall!"
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I need to know if David48 is going before I decide if its a night we are free or not lol

lol.. yup he's coming with Sazzle ...... does that mean we will or won't get the pleasure of your company Dawn?? . ya never know, there's still that matter of what we were chatting about in the chat room last week to consider ... hehehe
wink :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
Quote by hertsbi
cheers guys,just looking for anyone to take a couple of photos to put on as adds,im male 38 clean and very discreet,would be a bonus if they were to give me oral as well biggrin , thanks

So you are really looking for a sexual encounter with the bonus of having some pics of it taken ... well... why didn't ya say ffs.
Quote by t-and-k
Hi All
Last night whilst browsing through SH's many delights my email notification pinged and off I went to see what I had, Upon opening it I noticed it was purely a one liner which is bad enough but when that one line is " I live just around the corner from you, don't worry you're safe xxxxxxx J****** " then I was truly freaked out
I added the person to msn contacts and spoke to them where they did indeed confirm they lived literally around the corner from us, I then went on to explain that whilst we we're looking for some meets / social events / fun we were not looking for them on our doorstep.
Now I'd like to know if I'm being a little odd in my attitude here ? or do other members wish to keep the very personal / private side of life serperate from everyday life ? I really don't want to be shopping in sainsbury's and be greeted by someone I'd chatted to online or even worse someone who has seen our Ad and feels we are then fair game ( judging by a lot of guys who use the chatroom this is fair comment I think ) to ask if we wanna take him back for three's company
Needless to say we considered pulling our ad but can't let one bad experience ruin what could be a great change in direction for us.


If you are that freaked out by being recognised by people that know you locally then you should take greater steps to hide your identity and location. I'd suggest amending your profile to say that you are in the NW - and remove your pics from your ad, anyone that wants to see what you look like can contact you and recieve your pictures via email once you have verified that they are not from your area. Simple really.
Quote by ChrisandJen
Hi all, me and my gf are thinking about organising a party for new swingers, since we are as well. we have our own flat and would be looking for couples between 18-26 who are happy to start off with same room fun, then possible soft swinging. Hell, if all goes well, we might even go the whole way.
I re-iterate, this party would be for couples and females, no single guys, when we want you, im sure we can find you without a problem.
So basically we need numbers as to wether this happens or not, you can either reply on here, or send us an email ( ), we will need both face and top shots of people (or naughtier if you prefer) and phone numbers, obviously to weed out the fakers and timewasters.
Party would be near Guildford and bring your own beer (and lube lol) - also if people would be wanting to stay over we would need to know this for numbers as well.
We look forward to hearing from you biggrin

All these conditions and you are still only at the 'thinking' stage of throwing a party ..... hmmmm .... pic collector here methinks.
Quote by postie
U wouldnt b Man U fans by any chance?? (seeing as tho u from south east) lol
goodtimez (Yorkshire)

Aren't all Man U fans from the south somewhere??? lol
hiya MikeC
Yeah!!! ........ and your point is precisely ??? ...... There is a reason why I'm from the south and don't support Arsenal ........... coz I fecking hate the twats!!!!
.....I should be a Chelsea fan really coz that's where I was born but if I was I'd be accused of jumping on the Abramovitch Bandwagon .... so ........ I'm a Man U fan ............ and I WAS accused of jumping on the Ferguson Bandwagon when Utd started winning everything ....... can't win can I ...... feck it .... gonna support Luton coz I live there.
Hopefully I'm about to have mine realised ...... if you wanna know what it is go look in LMU under Chameleons Meet 22nd October ... hehehe
.....and Luton will win the Premiership ........ just not in my lifetime ........

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Quote by postie
I think it is absolutely pathetic that gay people feel compelled to let everyone know about their sexuality - you don't hear of heterosexual people shouting "Hey! Look at me - I'm straight!" - so why should gay people do it. This also applies to swingers. I see no reason to tell everyone that I am a swinger - it's nothing to be ashamed of but it also no-one's business but mine.

I think you have that the wrong way around wishmaster...
Some members of the gay community are overt in their sexuality, but it is quite rare. Most just get on with their lives, quietly, knowing that in this society homosexuality is tolerated but not always accepted.
There are still many people who are gay who daren't admit to friends, family, work collegues etc that they are gay.
On the other hand... if you look at heterosexual society, it is very common to see sexuality on show. Look at any newspaper rack and you'll see pics of women on the front page. Walk down any high street and you'll see men and women holding hands in an overt show of heterosexuality.... when is the last time you saw a same sex couple able to do that in public? Outside of certain "gay areas"?
As someone i once knew who is in a same sex relationship said: "How would you like it if you were out with the person you loved and adored and wasn't able to show any affection, hold hands or kiss in public in case it got you attacked by homophobic idiots."
Anyhows... I agree with you too. What you do with your private life is no one else's business..... if anyone asked me about my lifestyle, my first reaction would be to ask them "what has it got to do with you?" .
That's a fair comment Postie ......... I was referring to pop stars and actors who feel that the whole world needs to know that they are gay ... plus various groups that delight in 'outing' people. ...... I should have made that clearer.
I don't have a problem with gay or bi people as you know. I do have a problem with those that wish to shove it down my throat ... hehehe (pun intended)
I fail to see the correlation between rabbits and moon-walking confused: :?: :?:
Is there one? I am missing something here?
...or maybe this is just a night-time activity that you do .... hehehe
Quote by BrummyMatt
Twice a week for the next 6 weeks rub the head of your penis with sandpaper for 20 minutes.
For the following 6 weeks increase that to twice a day.
Your sensitivity will fade biggrin

Do I use a grade 1 fine sandpaper or the grade 6 industrial-strenght rust removing sandpaper? :shock:
Is it advisable to wear googles while I am?
I have an industrial band sander if you want to borrow it :silly: rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
Why not go the whole hog and have your bell end removed completely and replaced with one half of a ping pong ball. This, of course, can be cleaned with any house hold detergent without fear of it hurting or becoming infected. You will lose all sensitivity and can even take a whack on the end of your penis without doubling over in agony.
As to the orignal question - it wouldn't be much fun shagging if it wasn't pleasurable at the end - although I suspect that yours/your partner's may be a tad too sensitive as I don't have the same problem as you/him and can repeat quite quickly.
I think it is absolutely pathetic that gay people feel compelled to let everyone know about their sexuality - you don't hear of heterosexual people shouting "Hey! Look at me - I'm straight!" - so why should gay people do it. This also applies to swingers. I see no reason to tell everyone that I am a swinger - it's nothing to be ashamed of but it also no-one's business but mine.
Congrats NN & Sleazy
... one more year and you can scratch your 'itch' .... hehehe
There is, of course, the little matter we were discussing in the chat room last week that you could do ..... :twisted:
Quote by PoloLady
Hey Roger, I can't have offended everyone - I have received 5 shag offers in the last hour lol :lol: :lol:
edit - 6 rotflmao

Are these sympathy shags?... I thought you didn't want sympathy .... and if they aren't sympathy shags you've been offered why haven't these people offered to shag you before you posted this thread??? ... or are they revisits???
Posting this thread looks like a good way of getting more sex in between chemo sessions to me.
Quote by tallnhairy
I think a non munch is a nibble, with 6 nibbles to the munch...
I have some more pics for you of blue who also was not here...

I did wonder who that weird fecker in the kagool was, I was particularly put off by her glasses that had the elastoband holding them together in the middle and by the way she had a clipboard and went round asking everyone "Are you from Luton?" all night.... thanks for clearing that up for me. (The Luton crew have gone into hiding in Sarah's closet again and won't come out till the Blue Peril gone away)
Quote by Debbiewebs
excuse me!!!
how did we go from how you post in here ..........to eating babes! dunno :dunno:

Recipe for cooking Peeled Sprog au Van
First ya take ya freshly peeled sprog, pop it in some hot water (to get all the mud off it), simmer for approx 20 mins (coz uv just seen ya newly cleaned kitchen floor all messed up again) - once you've calmed down you add some salt and bring to the boil (coz you've gone in it's bedroom and it's a fecking tip - again!).
After you've cleaned the house - for the umpteenth time in one day - you go back to ya peeled sprog, yell "Do I look like a fecking domestic!!" - at which point the little shite looks at you with them 'butter wouldn't melt' eyes (in which case use margerine) - and you collapse in a heap proclaiming 'Why me!'
Transfer to bedroom, test to see if it's cooked through - usually by removing one or two of it's favourite toys - you'll know if it's ready coz it will start to whimper. Leave room for approx 24 hours and go and get the wine ready.
Once opened eat before the little shite turns 16 and starts bringing things home with it ... ie... policemen, irate fathers with tummy swelled daughters (greedy buggers - ate their own freshly peeled sprog and now wants yours) - and various assortments of shady characters.
Recork the oven from which the peeled sprog was first delivered to prevent further growth.
What the hell all this has got to do with Postie on this forum I don't know confused
Quote by postie
Revoke that order Sarge! He's can't just desert like that... cowardice in the face of the enemy (m2pu)...
Dino's legged it to Leeds.... johnboy has run away... and I'm here on me own! It aint fair...
C'mon Sarge, you can see it isn't even an Official Leave Application form... it's a copy he bought off a fella in a pub...
pleeeeeeeeease! worship

Yer chicken!!!
...and it's no good looking at M2PU with that "I'm only a poor liddle puddy tat" face .... he's gonna flatten ya!
Cowardice in the face of the enemy .... tsk tsk ....... X-Man #2 .... off to H.E.R.P.E.S. with ya!!!
Quote by meat2pleaseu
just cos they only have half a brain will not get em excused from a 'MeatyBeating'

Sorry, have you been away somewhere. Can't say that I'd noticed..... oh well, nevermind.
Quote by Sarah
I went in my red dress to this event, didn't even have to iron it lol

I know you did, I saw you... scruffy mare!!!
Quote by Sarah
My vote goes to jointly to Wishamster and Dambuster for the following reasons:
They have the maturity to deal with sensitive issues fairly but they also have a sharp sense of humour and gets involved in the giggles we have in here. They have organised - or helped others organise - many socials / munches / meets. One of them is also one of SH's Mentors for newbies needing help. They are all round bloody nice people and they will mercilessly slap down anyone who is being a general ass. :shock:
Touche

Plaguerism Hurts!!... hehehe ... and it's WishMASTER not bloody Wishamster!!!
In all fairness to you, you have only been members for a very short time and a munch needs to be organised by known people who are aware of all the rules surrounding munches.
A good munch takes months to plan, you need a good venue that won't have a problem holding a party for swingers, you need to obtain accommodation lists for people wishing to stay over, then you must consider the following: public transportation details, directions, car parking, munch badges, a DJ, door staff, any fun events that will happen during the evening (snog auctions etc)
Your best bet is to find someone in your area who is a long serving SH member and will not mind assisting you in planning the Munch. I firmly believe that munches should be organised by members local to the area in which it is being held as they will already know the local geographics / demographics.
Try looking at this page: What is a Munch? for further guidance.
Good luck!
Quote by Jags
Jilko!!!!!!!!!


BAGS!!!!

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Much better I think!
Judging by that avatar I think .........

BUMBAGS!!!!
My vote goes to Sarah (formerly Sarah1448) for the following reasons:
She has the maturity to deal with sensitive issues fairly but she also has a sharp sense of humour and gets involved in the giggles we have in here. She has organised - or helped others organise - many socials / munches / meets. She is also one of SH's Mentors for newbies needing help. (hope I wasn't supposed to say that, please edit if I'm wrong). Sarah is an all round bloody nice person but she will mercilessly slap down anyone who is being a general ass.
Quality....... had me chuckling.... here's a few more:
"You may not wanna know this but...." - You ain't gonna give me a bloody choice are ya!!
"Did I tell you this....." - your memory problems are ya own, how the feck do I know if you've already told me if ya don't tell me!
"I don't want to put you under any pressure but..." - you are though aren't you!
"I shouldn't really be telling you this but..." - so don't then ya blabbermouth, last time I tell YOU anything!
Quote by Jiggle
Count me in...
I'll have to check but i think that may be one of the party night weekend. wil get back to you
Jiggle

Hey Jiggle,
Does this mean we finally get to meet your new ladylove
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Quote by rogerthedragon
Can anyone lend me some mod buttons for the day? wink

You can have mine Roger, I don't think I can cope redface
lol - Sounds good but do you trust me to be "Mod for a day" ? :twisted:
now that would be a giggle...... have a vote over an entire month of all the forum members and the winner gets to be 'Mod for a Day' on the last calendar day of each month ..... hehehe ....... Postie with a set of Mod Keys ... Watch Out!!!
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Yup. good idea.... thought sommat looked different but couldn't put my finger on it.
Quote by kazswallows
rushes off to snog Kaz passionkiss sillyassionkiss: kiss

Thank god for you sarah :passionkiss: :passionkiss: thought I was going to be left with all these cobweb balls by myself lol
Forget anyone else, dusty balls and mutants
Kaz grabs hold of Sarah and continues snogging :passionkiss:
In the days of old a gentleman would tap someone on the shoulder and ask "May I cut in?" .... well .............. bollox to that ........ gis a snog you two!!!
Quote by davej
I've locked it TWICE now FFS.... what's going on??
rolleyes :roll: :roll:


has it evolved into a thread about how G.M. foods might not be such a great idea for future generations. dunno
Evolved confused: :?: :?:
Don't you mean MUTATED :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by kazswallows

I will tell kazswallows (coz she's fecking gorgeous and I wanna play wiv her . hehehe)

Too late wig-hamster.... i've told her for the exact same reasons! lol
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kaz wipes her brow with relief.......thought i was going to have to go to essex this weekend
:lol: :lol: :lol:
passionkiss sillyassionkiss: :passionkiss: thanks horny postie wink i owe you one ;)
sorry wishy.....here have a maltezer :wink: :lol: :lol:
Wishmaster reminds Postie of RULE FECKING 6!!!!! ............... and then pulls rank .. #1 is BEFORE #2 ...... hehehehe
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