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Quote by northwest-cpl
Once held as the mistress of all things gramatical and the queen bee of spelling, a certain young lady has fallen prey to the effects of life in Swinging Heaven! Deviance seeps into her very bones, her purity of language has vanished along with any other sort of purity she may once have had! Once again SH has corrupted a sweet innocent young thing!
Ahem!!!!.......... do the words pot, kettle & black spring to mind here .... hehehe
...bur then what's an 'm' between ates, eh?
:lol: :lol:I wonder what a petard actually is and how you hoist it?
I was only trying to see if anyone else had their eyes set up wrong .... Micropoof have some software you can download to correct it apparently.. hehehe
Quote by fun4u2c
ok....it comes in many flavours....with a touch of salt....for taste......in a thick ....jelly consistency.....lol...begs the question........are you tyring to compare to your own experiences...........what was your verdict....?
You mean you haven't had any with lumps in it yet ..... bit like milk when it's started to clot.
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:twisted: :twisted: Quote by skegnessswingers
Once held as the mistress of all things gramatical and the queen bee of spelling, a certain young lady has fallen prey to the effects of life in Swinging Heaven! Deviance seeps into her very bones, her purity of language has vanished along with any other sort of purity she may once have had! Once again SH has corrupted a sweet innocent young thing!
Ahem!!!!.......... do the words pot, kettle & black spring to mind here .... hehehe
...bur then what's an 'm' between ates, eh?
Quote by burnie
It depends on what (or who) the man has been eating. A carnivore will never be as sweet as a vegetarian. A smoker will be more acidic. A spirit drinker will taste stronger than a teetotaller.
Not that I'd really know anything about these things.....
Hmmm...... so that makes me: bitter, acidic & strong
Although I've been told it tastes lovely ..... maybe I just burned off all her taste buds on a previous occasion.
:shock: :wink: :shock: :wink: :shock: :wink: Quote by postie
Is it just me, or do you write out a "new thread", spend ages on it, bare your soul ...... and then hit the delete button? Too scared to mention your innermost thoughts and fears, prejuidices and ideas and such in a public forum..... or do you just post it anyway?
When I feel like that I usually scribble it down on a piece of paper, stuff it in an envelope, put my name and a stamp on it, then put it one of them red things in the street .. the Post Office then gets rid of it for me.... hehehe
Quote by tallnhairy
Not to go on too much about it but.........ARE YOU SURE???!?!?!?!? the site looks so real...........I could cry just looking at it!!!......
Quite sure
p.s. and no this is not a real pic...
Is it me or does it's eyes look slightly wider in this shot???
......and is it now saying "That's nothing, last week I had one Th.............is.. Big!
Amazing how changing one aspect of a picture can change it's entire perception ...
...The poor little moggie is probably thinking .... ffs ...... I only came in for some Whiskers!!!
Quote by dargento
is this post becoming more surreal as it gors on??????
or am i in a world of my own (dont answer that)
You are in a world of your own and we are not having this conversation. so there....
fred...i was under the impression that to become an Xman (or girl) . that it was imperative to wear rubber or PVC and have some psychological/physiological difference with which to allow yourself to perform superhuman deeds at will....
There is no such thing as an X-Girl . it just doesn't happen that way . the elusive Black Coat Man doesn't stamp girls!!!
mind you ...having an adamantium fused skeleton would have its advantages in the bedroom
not to sure about turning your eyes white n crappin thunder though.....
It all in the training ... it's pretty intensive you know .... I nearly lost all three of my knee-caps.... :shock:
Quote by Fred aka Medic 1
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex
Nobody knows! It just happens..... one day your normal.... then your not!
and if we told you.... we'd have to give you chinese burns for ages!
That's exactly what happened to me!!!! .... one day I was minding my own business then along came this funny looking guy in a black coat, glasses and a trilby hat and stamped this fucking great X on my forehead .... the bastard ...... took me ages to cut it out........ and look what he did to my face fgs!!!!!!. :twisted:
In for a penny, in for a pound That was not an "X" that was your brain that you cut out.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ah!!.. that expalins why I had left over bits after I had finished ..... that used to happen as a kid too. I'd dismantle something and when it was put back together I always had bits left over..... seemed to work ok though .....
:P
:D :D 
:rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao::rotflmao:Quote by postie
How does one become an X-Man btw ?
I really hope it has nothing to do with spandex
Nobody knows! It just happens..... one day your normal.... then your not!
and if we told you.... we'd have to give you chinese burns for ages!
That's exactly what happened to me!!!! .... one day I was minding my own business then along came this funny looking guy in a black coat, glasses and a trilby hat and stamped this fucking great X on my forehead .... the bastard ...... took me ages to cut it out........ and look what he did to my face fgs!!!!!!. :twisted:
Timestamp: 20:52
Date: 30/08/05
In Session...........
Disciplinary Hearings:
It was neccessary to reprimand night~Blankie for contravention of our prime directive .. Rule No.1
A session of the H.E.R.P.E.S. committee will be convened at an agreed date in the future at which time night~Blankie will have his balls tested for durability and shoe-resistance.... hehehe
Proposals:
A proposal for the creation of X-Man #8 has been submitted and is now under consideration.
Piss Ups:
All members attending the Leic Munch on Saturday are required to get totally wasted and have a bloody good laugh whilst remembering at all times our stated aim (Rule No.5)
Date: 30/08/05
In Session...........
Disciplinary Hearings:
It was neccessary to reprimand night~Blankie for contravention of our prime directive .. Rule No.1
A session of the H.E.R.P.E.S. committee will be convened at an agreed date in the future at which time night~Blankie will have his balls tested for durability and shoe-resistance.... hehehe
Proposals:
A proposal for the creation of X-Man #8 has been submitted and is now under consideration.
Piss Ups:
All members attending the Leic Munch on Saturday are required to get totally wasted and have a bloody good laugh whilst remembering at all times our stated aim (Rule No.5)
:xMy advice would be to explain in a clear but friendly manner that you have a set of parameters that you would like to be met and that the person you are emailing has met most of those requirements. Tell them you you need a little bit more information before swapping photographs and arranging a subsequent meeting.
If they are genuine and want to meet you they will not mind providing you with the information you require in order to establish your compatibility levels which will ensure that you all have a good time and a successful meet. If only everyone was this particular in who they meet a lot less time would be wasted. Good Luck.
If they are genuine and want to meet you they will not mind providing you with the information you require in order to establish your compatibility levels which will ensure that you all have a good time and a successful meet. If only everyone was this particular in who they meet a lot less time would be wasted. Good Luck.
What you haven't mentioned is whether you were using a condom or not.
Many guys cannot perform wearing condoms but what they may not realise is that the application of a condom can cause a man to lose his erection.
Men who suffer from 'trigger trouble' are advised that by pinching the head of the penis between thumb and forefinger will cause it to go into a semi-flacid state and prevent premature ejaculation. The same result can occur if a man (or woman for that matter) is too vigorous in the application of a condom..... and let's face it guys, once it starts to go down it becomes a psychological problem in getting it back up again.
Experimenting with different condom sizes and / or textures will let you know which one works for you. Make sure you carry the same brand all the time and do not leave it to the woman to provide them.
Many guys cannot perform wearing condoms but what they may not realise is that the application of a condom can cause a man to lose his erection.
Men who suffer from 'trigger trouble' are advised that by pinching the head of the penis between thumb and forefinger will cause it to go into a semi-flacid state and prevent premature ejaculation. The same result can occur if a man (or woman for that matter) is too vigorous in the application of a condom..... and let's face it guys, once it starts to go down it becomes a psychological problem in getting it back up again.
Experimenting with different condom sizes and / or textures will let you know which one works for you. Make sure you carry the same brand all the time and do not leave it to the woman to provide them.
ffs!.... Postie's bored............. this is what happens when u deregulate the Post Office and give them a Bank Holiday weekend off......
... get back to work ya tyke and stop baiting the newbies....... they're scared enough as it is and we really shouldn't be telling them that they face the Spanish Inquisition every time they ...... er............. sorry........ ...... what?......... brb...
(sheepish smile) ..
Just been told by the Mods that the correct response to this post is:
Postie, you're bang out of order and this kind of thread puts the newbies off getting involved in Swinging Heaven and ..... oh fuck this....
I liked ya post mate!!! ... hehehe
... get back to work ya tyke and stop baiting the newbies....... they're scared enough as it is and we really shouldn't be telling them that they face the Spanish Inquisition every time they ...... er............. sorry........ ...... what?......... brb...
(sheepish smile) ..
Just been told by the Mods that the correct response to this post is:
Postie, you're bang out of order and this kind of thread puts the newbies off getting involved in Swinging Heaven and ..... oh fuck this....
I liked ya post mate!!! ... hehehe
