My ex wife remarried me without my knowledge and I went to bed in my own nice flat and woke up back in my old marital home..... ffs...... what a nightmare!!! .... hehehe
(Not really ..........)
The wierdest dream I ever had (and this dream recurrs every so often) is that I am walking home from the pub and it starts to rain so I start to run. I then find myself taking the space of three strides with each step until I am not running but bouncing along the road like a triple jumper does. The faster I bounc the higher I go and eventually I take off and I am flying..... faster and faster .... I pass aeroplanes and eventually leave the Earth's atmosphere. It's at this point I always wake up.
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Ok, some clarification needed here.
I will be organising the Herts/Beds Munch for May 13th next year. I have already booked the venue but I wasn't going to create a thread for it till later in the year but it seems that was taken out of my hands. So before anyone starts planning dates/hotels etc please bear in mind that the munch will be in May .. and not March..
Mods. Can u lock this thread please so that I can start an officlal thread. tks
I will be organising the Herts/Beds Munch for May 13th next year. I have already booked the venue but I wasn't going to create a thread for it till later in the year but it seems that was taken out of my hands. So before anyone starts planning dates/hotels etc please bear in mind that the munch will be in May .. and not March..
Mods. Can u lock this thread please so that I can start an officlal thread. tks
Quote by Poohbear
Having read the forums we now realise where you were on saturday evening when we texted you, just passing by as usual...lol Never mind, we will catch up with you some time soon.
Didn't get a text from you ..... u sure u sent it to me... or did some little old lady get a text message along the lines of 'Hey Gorgeous, fancy a fuck?'
Thanks for a great night out ..... good to see so many newbies actually make an appreance .... I think some of them were surprised by how open we are when we chat but they seemed to enjoy the banter.
Cisco tried to add to our number by telling all the sexy young barmaids what and who we were. ..... (they were bloody gorgeous ... lol)
Too many to say hi to individually so thanks to all .... next one please!!!
Cisco tried to add to our number by telling all the sexy young barmaids what and who we were. ..... (they were bloody gorgeous ... lol)
Too many to say hi to individually so thanks to all .... next one please!!!
This post is quite a milestone for me.
I have now been a member of Swinging Heaven for exactly 1 Year. Yup, today is my 1st Anniversary - and what a year it has been!
I have celebrated my 40th Birthday - an event that was organised for swingers and not my offline non-swinging friends & family. Which surprised me, to be honest, as I had planned a lot of things for my 40th year but those plans didn't originally include swinging and yet the actual celebrations ended up revolving solely around swingers and the swinging scene. So I guess swinging, and Swinging Heaven, has become the mainstay of my life. Could I stop Swinging? - No, I don't think I ever could.
Regarding myself and the way this past year has changed me, well, my confidence levels have increased exponentially since becoming a swinger. I no longer have any fears about approaching people in any given circumstance and I have learned how to flirt outragiously - something I would never do before I joined SH. That is what this lifestyle gives you - the confidence to talk to people without worrying if they fancy you or not.
I have met some great people via this website and made some good long term friendships into the bargain. I have learned about myself, my sexuality and even picked up a trick or two sexually - which has pleased some people I hope ;)
Included in this list of lunatics are:
Postie - you are by far the weirdest fecker I have ever met and your humour is exactly the same as mine - you've had me in stiches m8... tks!!!................. X
Cisco - me mucker from across the pond. We make a good double act pal - you line em up and I'll execute em - deal? ................. X
Julie1964 - always a pleasure meeting up with you and chatting in the chat room honey. You've kept me sane these past few weeks, thank you.
Lorraine - from New Year's Day to this we have always got on and I value your friendship immensely.
david48 - what can I say m8 except - ya loveable sweetheart ;) can't wait for the honeymoon in Accrington Stanley.... or was it Cleethorpes??
equi-sparkle - I have thoroughly enjoyed our tete-a-tete's and you have given me loads of good solid advice when I've needed it - and one or two truckers on the M5 might want to say thanks too ... hehehe (private joke).
shell - tks for the advice, support, friendship & comfort.
Mids & Newt - luv ya both loads n loads and I'm glad I match-maked ya.....hehehe, you truly deserve each other - and I mean that in the nicest possible way
sound like Kenny fecking Everett there, do ya want me to do the leg flip thingy too?
Mr & Mrs Linnets - maggie and bob are two of the nicest people that I have ever met and if you were to look for a swinging quintessence they would be it for me, next time ur 'passing through' D-unstable can you stay the whole week and not just three fecking days ... hehehe
And a Special Thanks to my Three SH Guardian Angels - Vicky, Voddy & SexySteph - love you loads n loads ladies.
There's loads more and please don't be offended if I haven't mentioned you here. You all, collectively, are a fantastic bunch of people and I have had some great laughs with you - and I look forward to loads more too.
Relationship wise, I will always be eternally grateful for two very special ladies that have come into my life since joining SH. Blonde & Leedslass.
Blonde - we have had our ups and downs sure, but I will always be your friend whenever you need one, and I think you know that babe. We connected in a way that I have never experienced before and I want to publicly acknowledge that my life is significantly better BECAUSE I met you. I never realised that a long drive on a dark wintery December night would lead to golden sunshine. Friends forever Sam. xxxxxxx
Leedslass - even though we only knew each other for a very short time before you became ill, it was enough time for me to know that in you I have found a person that is as close to a perfect match as I will ever find. Your razor wit, intelligence, your smile and the sound of your laughter strike chords in my heart that will reverberate throughout eternity. Get well soon Gorgeous and let's go have some fun for the rest of our lives. xxxxxxx
It is to Leedslass that I dedicate this - my 1000th post!
.......... and so on to another year of fun, laughter & frolics with my friends here at SH!!!
I have now been a member of Swinging Heaven for exactly 1 Year. Yup, today is my 1st Anniversary - and what a year it has been!
I have celebrated my 40th Birthday - an event that was organised for swingers and not my offline non-swinging friends & family. Which surprised me, to be honest, as I had planned a lot of things for my 40th year but those plans didn't originally include swinging and yet the actual celebrations ended up revolving solely around swingers and the swinging scene. So I guess swinging, and Swinging Heaven, has become the mainstay of my life. Could I stop Swinging? - No, I don't think I ever could.
Regarding myself and the way this past year has changed me, well, my confidence levels have increased exponentially since becoming a swinger. I no longer have any fears about approaching people in any given circumstance and I have learned how to flirt outragiously - something I would never do before I joined SH. That is what this lifestyle gives you - the confidence to talk to people without worrying if they fancy you or not.
I have met some great people via this website and made some good long term friendships into the bargain. I have learned about myself, my sexuality and even picked up a trick or two sexually - which has pleased some people I hope ;)
Included in this list of lunatics are:
Postie - you are by far the weirdest fecker I have ever met and your humour is exactly the same as mine - you've had me in stiches m8... tks!!!................. X
Cisco - me mucker from across the pond. We make a good double act pal - you line em up and I'll execute em - deal? ................. X
Julie1964 - always a pleasure meeting up with you and chatting in the chat room honey. You've kept me sane these past few weeks, thank you.
Lorraine - from New Year's Day to this we have always got on and I value your friendship immensely.
david48 - what can I say m8 except - ya loveable sweetheart ;) can't wait for the honeymoon in Accrington Stanley.... or was it Cleethorpes??
equi-sparkle - I have thoroughly enjoyed our tete-a-tete's and you have given me loads of good solid advice when I've needed it - and one or two truckers on the M5 might want to say thanks too ... hehehe (private joke).
shell - tks for the advice, support, friendship & comfort.
Mids & Newt - luv ya both loads n loads and I'm glad I match-maked ya.....hehehe, you truly deserve each other - and I mean that in the nicest possible way
sound like Kenny fecking Everett there, do ya want me to do the leg flip thingy too?Mr & Mrs Linnets - maggie and bob are two of the nicest people that I have ever met and if you were to look for a swinging quintessence they would be it for me, next time ur 'passing through' D-unstable can you stay the whole week and not just three fecking days ... hehehe
And a Special Thanks to my Three SH Guardian Angels - Vicky, Voddy & SexySteph - love you loads n loads ladies.
There's loads more and please don't be offended if I haven't mentioned you here. You all, collectively, are a fantastic bunch of people and I have had some great laughs with you - and I look forward to loads more too.
Relationship wise, I will always be eternally grateful for two very special ladies that have come into my life since joining SH. Blonde & Leedslass.
Blonde - we have had our ups and downs sure, but I will always be your friend whenever you need one, and I think you know that babe. We connected in a way that I have never experienced before and I want to publicly acknowledge that my life is significantly better BECAUSE I met you. I never realised that a long drive on a dark wintery December night would lead to golden sunshine. Friends forever Sam. xxxxxxx
Leedslass - even though we only knew each other for a very short time before you became ill, it was enough time for me to know that in you I have found a person that is as close to a perfect match as I will ever find. Your razor wit, intelligence, your smile and the sound of your laughter strike chords in my heart that will reverberate throughout eternity. Get well soon Gorgeous and let's go have some fun for the rest of our lives. xxxxxxx
It is to Leedslass that I dedicate this - my 1000th post!
.......... and so on to another year of fun, laughter & frolics with my friends here at SH!!!
Quote by PeBbLeSDeMoN
Blimey Jo...Thought we would be the 1st home!!!
Will post more when my fingers work properly.......
Pebbs xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Well, you were the last to arrive .... hehehe
You two must know Liverpool intimately by now... you spent an hour driving round the fecking place ..... :shock: . great to see you both again ... we must start meeting like this ;)
Great night, said my thanks on the other thread in LMU.
Just got back!!! ....... It was a brilliant night and nice to finally put some faces to names that I've been chatting to in the chat room this past year.
Cisco ....... ur a fecking loon m8..... and you drive like a nutter!!! ... tks for the lift there n back.
Vicky babes ..... as ever..... an absolute delight seeing you again!
Sazzle ......... Don't fecking whack the back of my head again .... as it's permanently damaged from you trying to find it's pressure points... hehehe
Omar ... nice meeting ya finally.... tks for organising the meet along with Vicky.
Freckles .... lovely to finally meet you babes ..... hope ur ass has recovered .... never seen ANYONE hit the floor so fast n hard before.....
It was a long bleedin way to go for a social drink .... but well worth it! . tks.
Cisco ....... ur a fecking loon m8..... and you drive like a nutter!!! ... tks for the lift there n back.
Vicky babes ..... as ever..... an absolute delight seeing you again!
Sazzle ......... Don't fecking whack the back of my head again .... as it's permanently damaged from you trying to find it's pressure points... hehehe
Omar ... nice meeting ya finally.... tks for organising the meet along with Vicky.
Freckles .... lovely to finally meet you babes ..... hope ur ass has recovered .... never seen ANYONE hit the floor so fast n hard before.....
It was a long bleedin way to go for a social drink .... but well worth it! . tks.
Quote by blithe spirit
Bleeding
She works
While I bleed:
Tapping keys and laughing,
Impervious to my need.
Time passes
At differing rates:
I scream with the colic of rejection;
She talks of Neighbours with her mates.
And now the hour hand moves to five,
She takes her coat and leaves
A walk
A bus
A homecoming
To a home I could have given.
And now he takes her in his arms
She flirts and slowly yields:
A kiss
An embrace
Prelude to the act
My love should have driven.
Beneath my sheets I sob
As other sheets are tossed.
Another’s seed strikes home
As all my life is lost.
She moans
While I bleed
Hi,
I hope you don't mind me critiquing this. It's a force of habit as I used to be a critique editor on an online poetry forum.
This stands up well as a poem but I believe it could be so much more. Reading it aloud (which is how ALL poetry should be read) it becomes a collection of short statements and loses it's coherance and bonding. You have the basis of a good strong romantic poem about lost / forbidden love here and I would expand upon that. You do have a talent for poetry, no doubt about that at all ... but I feel a rhyming scheme would enhance this poem a great deal (I know rhyming poetry is considered old fashioned and outdated with the current poetry community - but I like good structured rhyming poetry). Good work though, I did enjoy the read and the emotions are familiar to me also having been there myself many years ago.
I'm gonna have to be predictable here ........ mine IS to do with sex!
I've always wanted to be the only guy with 6 women for a marathon sex session. I'd like 6 fit young ladies (25-35), who know exactly how to please a man - and each other!!
They would be:
1 Redhead
1 Blonde
1 Brunette
1 Oriental girl
1 African girl
1 Indian girl
Hmmm... I get horny just thinking about it!!!
I've always wanted to be the only guy with 6 women for a marathon sex session. I'd like 6 fit young ladies (25-35), who know exactly how to please a man - and each other!!
They would be:
1 Redhead
1 Blonde
1 Brunette
1 Oriental girl
1 African girl
1 Indian girl
Hmmm... I get horny just thinking about it!!!
Nitehawk,
You are in a downward spiral and drinking yourself into oblivion isn't going to help you. Drink accelerates whatever mood you are in at the time but if you're generally down on life drink will only make you feel worse.... then you have the fall out in the morning to deal with which will just add to your woes.
Get yourself out and about...... give yourself a reason to get up in the morning .. do something different each day (however small that may be). The better you feel about yourself the more you will look attractive to others. Ask yourself a question: Would YOU want to be with a miserable bugger who gets drunk all the time?
I hope you work your problems out. I wish you well.
You are in a downward spiral and drinking yourself into oblivion isn't going to help you. Drink accelerates whatever mood you are in at the time but if you're generally down on life drink will only make you feel worse.... then you have the fall out in the morning to deal with which will just add to your woes.
Get yourself out and about...... give yourself a reason to get up in the morning .. do something different each day (however small that may be). The better you feel about yourself the more you will look attractive to others. Ask yourself a question: Would YOU want to be with a miserable bugger who gets drunk all the time?
I hope you work your problems out. I wish you well.
:shock:Quote by Dawn_Mids
David:smackbottom: :smackbottom: for starting this thread :!:
Thank you, all of you for taking one small comment and expanding it beyond belief :shock: :eeek:
I can honestly say, I have never felt so used and abused before.
It was excellent:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
I think the correct description would be:
"You slid down the 20 foot razor blade of life, using ur boobs as brakes, straight into the iodine pool of death ..... and enjoyed every fecking second of it!"
It was a real pleasure to be part of it Dawn . well done girl!
:drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies:Quote by equi-princess
Hope the poets dont mind .............. but I need to say this and dont want to start a thread coz most of mine seem to get locked ................ but
A good friend of mine died of cancer yesterday ........ she was 35 and left a young family behind .......
she was a fun loving woman and black isnt allowed at the funeral ............. tis true that only the good die young !!!
So Wendy .............. here goes
When I am in a sober mood..... I worry work and think
When I am in a drunken mood .......... I gamble play and drink
But when my moods are over and time has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down so the world can kiss my arse !!!
Miss ya and love ya ............... keep a bottle of brandy for me
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
~ Death is Nothing At All ~
Death is nothing at all.
I have only slipped away into the next room.
I am I. You are you.
Whatever we were to each other - that we still are.
Call me by my old familiar name.
Speak to me in the same easy way that you always used to.
Put no difference in your tone.
Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow.
Laugh as we always laughed.;
At the little jokes we enjoyed together.
Pray, smile, think of me.
Let my name be the household word that it always was.,
Let it be spoken without effect, without trace of shadow on it.
Life means all that it ever meant,
It is the same as it ever was.
There is no unbroken continuity.
Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight?
I am waiting for you, for an interval,
Somewhere very near - just around the corner.
All is well.
Hope it helps Sam - it helps me.
This was read out in the church at the funeral service for the husband of one of my best friends... the words are haunting and rolled around in my mind for weeks after... i pass the graveyard where he lies every day... and those words still linger in the air.....
equi-princess xxx
Forgot the accreditation equi-sparkle........... the poem is by Henry Scott Holland
