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Quote by mistress_sassy
DO NOT STAND AT MY
GRAVE AND WEEP
Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am a thousand winds that blow.
I am the diamond glint on snow.
I am the sunlight on ripened grain.
I am the gentle autumn rain.
When you wake in the morning hush,
I am the swift, uplifting rush
Of quiet birds in circling flight.
I am the soft starlight at night.
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
Do not sit by my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die!
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
I am the song that will never end.
I am the love of family and friend.
I am the child who has come to rest
In the arms of the Father
who knows him best.
When you see the sunset fair,
I am the scented evening air.
I am the joy of a task well done.
I am the glow of the setting sun.
Do not stand at my grave and weep.
I am not there, I do not sleep.
Do not stand at my grave and cry.
I am not there, I did not die!
Someone sent me this when my mum died, and I thought it was beautiful.
I'm sorry for your loss and pain hun, it does get easier with time.
This is a poem by Mary Frye although I've never seen this elongated version before.... I'm not sure if Mary wrote the second part as I've only ever seen it accredited to her with the first section.. Interesting.. thanks Sassy.
Quote by naughtynymphos1
I've been to Chameleons in Birmingham which is a very nice club.
Also Selecta in Bolton - good play rooms.
...and Raquels in Walthamstow .. not overly impressed with it but had a good evening.
chameleons is not in birmingham
oh yeah we've been to selecta too lol
Lol .. close enough ya yam yam ... pmsl
Welcome to SH Joel ................. (Wishmaster shouts: ..... "M2PU, go get the grease m8.... we've caught another one!")
I'll help ya sexy!!!!! You only have to ask you know!.. Us swingers are like that .... "Wanna Fuck?" ... "Sure!" ..... "OK then, pop yer togs on the stool over there!"
Quote by LisaMarie
Welcome to the forum joel. sounds nice hunn
we are a mad house, I've been here over a month
and have yet to lose my sh virgnity lol.
Lisamarie
I'll help ya sexy!!!!! You only have to ask you know!.. Us swingers are like that .... "Wanna Fuck?" ... "Sure!" ..... "OK then, pop yer togs on the stool over there!"
I can only re-iterate what the others have said. I joined as a single guy almost a year ago now and I've had a lot of fun along the way and met some great people.
The trick is not to be obnoxious, be honest and genuine and you'll do ok. There is a huge diversity of people that use this site and so it stands to reason that there is loads on here that you will get along with.
Come in the chat room too, we always have a gggle in there and you'll get to chat about parties/meets etc from people who have attended them.
Have fun & Happy Hunting m8!
The trick is not to be obnoxious, be honest and genuine and you'll do ok. There is a huge diversity of people that use this site and so it stands to reason that there is loads on here that you will get along with.
Come in the chat room too, we always have a gggle in there and you'll get to chat about parties/meets etc from people who have attended them.
Have fun & Happy Hunting m8!
Quote by MikeNorth
Being a Master I like to control my partner sexually so I jumped at the chance to buy a remote love egg.
You get her to put the thing inside her then go out somewhere (normal day-to-day stuff) .... and at random times I'd switch the thing on remotely and watch her try to walk normally ..... even better to switch it on while she's having a conversation with someone. It's amazing how your concentration levels rise at times like those..
Hmmmm....a little bird told me that a certain couple were doing exactly this during the Nottingham munch. :P
Wasn't me... I didn't go ! :cry:
Quote by t-and-k
Wishmaster
Maybe you can let me know which one you bought as I've read a few reviews that we're mixed some giving poor response to the remotes or not being powerful enough, I'd love to take adavantage of it when we go for sunday lunch with her parents ;) or I guess when her ex pops round to pick up their son would be fun. but thanks for the tip Wish
Tina
I never said I didn't ( along with the other one @ the same time )
No probs...... it is the silver one from Ann Summers .. sorry, it doesn't have a brand name on it... the remote is a black and silver one. It's good but tends to pack up if it's left in too long (ie. overheats) but once it's cooled down it works again.
Quote by johneboy
Hang on guys,
nobodys given me a cuddle, oh prehaps soon lol.
love
lisamarie
get over here woman and brace yourself for a good frisking :rascal:
and wishy, the position of cheif piss taker has been taken
yeh Happy Cats had his name down for that one a LONG time ago :small-print:
yeh i know..... i'm still a wanker
Bugger!!!... ok then ....... Stand-in Piss Taker.... (just checked and it's available)
Being a Master I like to control my partner sexually so I jumped at the chance to buy a remote love egg.
You get her to put the thing inside her then go out somewhere (normal day-to-day stuff) .... and at random times I'd switch the thing on remotely and watch her try to walk normally ..... even better to switch it on while she's having a conversation with someone. It's amazing how your concentration levels rise at times like those..
You get her to put the thing inside her then go out somewhere (normal day-to-day stuff) .... and at random times I'd switch the thing on remotely and watch her try to walk normally ..... even better to switch it on while she's having a conversation with someone. It's amazing how your concentration levels rise at times like those..
I'd like to apply for the job of ......... hold on a min .. grrrrr... someone's beeping me in the chat room .... ffs!!!
right!!. where was I? .. oh yeah ..........
.....of combined Court Jester and Chief Piss Taker .....I anticipate that this will involve a slight overlap with whoever holds the position of Newbie Greeter (female) ... and a close working relationship is expected here.
I applied for Union status and they told me to fuck off and stop taking the piss (which I thought a little odd coz that's the position I'm applying for .. dickheads!!).
One thing though.
I can't wear the military uniform that sarge may or may not be thinking of forcing us to wear coz I'm already commando and the pre-WWI rockwool blanket type fabric plays havoc with my bollocks... plus I already got a helmet....... and a shooter.
right!!. where was I? .. oh yeah ..........
.....of combined Court Jester and Chief Piss Taker .....I anticipate that this will involve a slight overlap with whoever holds the position of Newbie Greeter (female) ... and a close working relationship is expected here.
I applied for Union status and they told me to fuck off and stop taking the piss (which I thought a little odd coz that's the position I'm applying for .. dickheads!!).
One thing though.
I can't wear the military uniform that sarge may or may not be thinking of forcing us to wear coz I'm already commando and the pre-WWI rockwool blanket type fabric plays havoc with my bollocks... plus I already got a helmet....... and a shooter.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Hi !
Just checked out your ad and photo, and I have to say , when did smiling go out of fashion !!!????
So many of the pics on the adverts look like they have been plucked straight off death row!!!!!!
Please smile boys !!!
xxxxx
maybe hes got no teeth .................. :twisted:
Now how are you going to feel when you find out that he has actually got no teeth?
Stranger things have happened :eeek:
wot, like a spring for legs? you do come up with some strange ideas
and you're still a wanker
I'll take that as a compliment meaty :thumbup:
a wanker and proud of it
Right arm like poppeye
He could have genital warts on the end of his dick..... like a permanent 'Tickler'??
Quote by blonde
Hope the poets dont mind .............. but I need to say this and dont want to start a thread coz most of mine seem to get locked ................ but
A good friend of mine died of cancer yesterday ........ she was 35 and left a young family behind .......
she was a fun loving woman and black isnt allowed at the funeral ............. tis true that only the good die young !!!
So Wendy .............. here goes
When I am in a sober mood..... I worry work and think
When I am in a drunken mood .......... I gamble play and drink
But when my moods are over and time has come to pass
I hope they bury me upside down so the world can kiss my arse !!!
Miss ya and love ya ............... keep a bottle of brandy for me(trying so hard not to be sad ! )
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
~ Death is Nothing At All ~
Death is nothing at all.
I have only slipped away into the next room.
I am I. You are you.
Whatever we were to each other - that we still are.
Call me by my old familiar name.
Speak to me in the same easy way that you always used to.
Put no difference in your tone.
Wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow.
Laugh as we always laughed.;
At the little jokes we enjoyed together.
Pray, smile, think of me.
Let my name be the household word that it always was.,
Let it be spoken without effect, without trace of shadow on it.
Life means all that it ever meant,
It is the same as it ever was.
There is no unbroken continuity.
Why should I be out of mind because I am out of sight?
I am waiting for you, for an interval,
Somewhere very near - just around the corner.
All is well.
Hope it helps Sam - it helps me.
Quote by DreamerHelen
hi we would love to come as we close to that area,would it also be poss to bring along another cpl
regards
John & Debbie
If they are a member of Swinging Heaven then they are welcome to come, if not then I'm afraid not, sorry.
Helen,
I think you'll find that only meets that have been designated official SH Munches are exclusive to SH Members.... what better way to introduce new people to the site than to invite them to unofficial meets such as this one..
btw. Stick me down for this one please.
:P :silly: Quote by dambuster
Well if i get rubbed in a certain place i go absolutly mad its so intense
but more a little bit and its not the same.
I think women have a g spot, just feel for the ones who havent found
it yet.
lisamarie
hmmmm lisamarie.... bet I know where it is!!!
Barnsley ??
:wink:
A bit further south Dammie m8.........
Quote by wolvie_dude
I once had sex with a girl who appeared in the Daily Sport
(There again, who hasn't:lol: :lol: :lol: )
Only bought the Daily Spunk once . and that was only to see if a long lost rellie was on that bus found frozen at the North Pole.
Quote by McCloggie
Well I know a guy here in Cloggie land who has made a stack of cash over the last couple of years doing a live sex show with his girlfiriend in Amsterdam! (Three times a night plus matinees on weekends) :lol:
He has now stopped it and is trying to be a "normal" person and is still with the g/f but I am not certain what she is up to!
McC
Trying her damndest to maintain the high lifestyle she'd become accustomed too I'd imagine!!! .. Does it pay that well??
I absolutely love watching women play with themselves. I find it a huge turn on and I like it especially when I'm driving and they strip off in the passenger seat next to me. WOW... I also love filming women wanking, it's nice to have a personal reminder of the event that no other guy on the planet has.
It's quite reassuring to know that lots of women like wanking over porn, my ex/w hated the very fact that porn existed.
Fibber!!!.. you just go for the money shot every time!!!
It's quite reassuring to know that lots of women like wanking over porn, my ex/w hated the very fact that porn existed.
Quote by brad & sue
We watch it for the in-depth plot and the excellent acting, honest :wink:
Fibber!!!.. you just go for the money shot every time!!!
Quote by wolvie_dude
According to supporters, the Grafenberg spot is a long-neglected piece of feminine sexual equipment located in the upper front vaginal wall, near where the urethra meets the bladder. That's exactly where it is, I know, I've found six of the critters!!!
Now for the bad news. Most other researchers say the G-spot is a myth. Sexual anatomy expert Dr. Kermit Krantz of the University of Kansas Medical Center has been quoted as saying, "I am not a woman and have not read the book, but in all the tissue specimens I have studied, I never found any specific nerve endings in the vagina that can be associated with sexual satisfaction." TWAT!
Quote by blonde
I once watched one of those make-over TV programmes !!! So thought I would have a go and do a bit of DIY while my hubby was at work !!
I went out and spend about £300 on 8 bits of wood loads of 6 inch nails and yards and yards of silk !!
I spent all afternoon building my surprise ..... finally I finished ......... tidied up ........... shut the bedroom door and went downstairs..
My hubby came in from work, we went out for dinner ............. had a great meal .......and it was soon time for bed and for him to see my Masterpiece !!!
I told him I had a surprise for him in the bedroom !!! He practically ran up the stairs !!!
He opened the bedroom door and laughed :shock: not what I had expected :shock:
I had spent all afternoon making our normal bed into a four poster ........... with broom handles and six inch nails................. it worked on the TV !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is a true blonde story
Sam xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Coz I know blonde personally......... I actually believe her!!!!
