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16 Aug 2005

Quote by bhd1976
I've spent most of the afternoon contemplating building enough radiator covers to equip a reasonably large house, and a few breaks looking up info for my preferred dream project - turning 20-something sheets of plywood, a stack of 2x4s, and a decent sized pile of other bits and pieces into a 20-foot yacht complete with two masts, a cabin, and pilot house

I bet you end up with a raft!

rotflmao

:laughabove: :rotflmao: :laughabove:
I've never built anything ever in my life but my parents will testify ... with vehemence ... that I, Wishmaster, did wilfully and with malicious aforethought, completely dismantle our new telly when I was 9. It was my dad's fault for trying to replace the valve and letting me watch and NOT putting his tools away after him - I thought I was helping him, no need for the thick ear he gave me later, I was expecting sweets!

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
I'd also like to add a suggestion ... when threads reach a certain age they should be automatically retired to an archive where they can be viewed for pleasure, reference, and even comment without being brought back into currency by a new post.

Big Brother-type facist thingy!!!

Quote by Aladdin'sLamp
Why - because unlike fine wines, old threads don't seem to improve.
Who - a committee of old hands? You mean a proletariat, don't you?
Will ii need my coat in the cellar?

Free the Forum 1 ..
Down with the bourgiouse ..
Up the revolution!!

16 Aug 2005

Quote by x-man0223
X-Man .. any room in your cave for lil ole me...... there gonna be arriving in droves soon ..... are they cloned, like an army ..... like er...... are we Neo & Morphius and they are the ................ the................. the.................... MACHINES!!!!!!!

yep come hide and drink some jack and hope that the sarges army dont find us
God it echoes s. s. s. s. s in here dunnit t. t. t. t. t. .... do you fink we'll be safe f. f. f. f .f
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh they have ears like bats and eyes like the terminator
oops - soooooorrry!
pass the bottle ... *hic!
i only have 4 bottles so your gonna have to pop out later to tesco and get some more and avoid the mods
Is there an underground route ... and can I borrow the keys to the 'Mod-Buster'...... I'll only shoot if I see the white's of Blue's eyes ok?
there is not a underground route and if your gonna shoot blue you better not miss and if you see sarge he will send the whole army after you so i hope you can run fast
I've been on away missions before.... I'll be ok ......... if I am gonna shoot Blue she'll make sure I don't miss (she's funny like that) .. and as for sarge ... pah ... I put sand in the petriol tanks of all his armoured carriers and took all the firing mechanisms outta his rifles... tee hee .. the look on his face when he realises

16 Aug 2005

Quote by x-man0223
X-Man .. any room in your cave for lil ole me...... there gonna be arriving in droves soon ..... are they cloned, like an army ..... like er...... are we Neo & Morphius and they are the ................ the................. the.................... MACHINES!!!!!!!

yep come hide and drink some jack and hope that the sarges army dont find us
God it echoes s. s. s. s. s in here dunnit t. t. t. t. t. .... do you fink we'll be safe f. f. f. f .f
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh they have ears like bats and eyes like the terminator
oops - soooooorrry!
pass the bottle ... *hic!
i only have 4 bottles so your gonna have to pop out later to tesco and get some more and avoid the mods
Is there an underground route ... and can I borrow the keys to the 'Mod-Buster'...... I'll only shoot if I see the white's of Blue's eyes ok?

16 Aug 2005

Quote by fabio grooverider
I remember this came up last season for me....FA Cup final vs wishy's birthday party.....
I went to the cup final..... :) :) :) :)
but it was a hard decision to make..... honest!!!!!
sean xxxxxxxx

Yeah well... ya bloody won anyway so borlicks to ya .. lol

lol

16 Aug 2005

Quote by x-man0223
X-Man .. any room in your cave for lil ole me...... there gonna be arriving in droves soon ..... are they cloned, like an army ..... like er...... are we Neo & Morphius and they are the ................ the................. the.................... MACHINES!!!!!!!

yep come hide and drink some jack and hope that the sarges army dont find us
God it echoes s. s. s. s. s in here dunnit t. t. t. t. t. .... do you fink we'll be safe f. f. f. f .f
shhhhhhhhhhhhhh they have ears like bats and eyes like the terminator
oops - soooooorrry!
pass the bottle ... *hic!

16 Aug 2005

Quote by x-man0223
X-Man .. any room in your cave for lil ole me...... there gonna be arriving in droves soon ..... are they cloned, like an army ..... like er...... are we Neo & Morphius and they are the ................ the................. the.................... MACHINES!!!!!!!

yep come hide and drink some jack and hope that the sarges army dont find us
God it echoes s. s. s. s. s in here dunnit t. t. t. t. t. .... do you fink we'll be safe f. f. f. f .f

16 Aug 2005

X-Man .. any room in your cave for lil ole me...... there gonna be arriving in droves soon ..... are they cloned, like an army ..... like er...... are we Neo & Morphius and they are the ................ the................. the.................... MACHINES!!!!!!!

16 Aug 2005

Welcome to SH.....have fun m8 and Happy Hunting!!

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Jags
I've seen those in the (mostly male gay) sex shop near to the Angel, Islington. The very nice blokes who run the shop took me a tour of the weird and wonderful equipment they stock. Not only the vacuum suits but the BIGGEST HUGEST BLACKEST dildos I have ever ever seen. And I mean big.
:shock: :shock: :shock:

So Angel has been seen lurking around sex shops in North London has she???... hmmmmm wait till I see her in the Chat Room ... hehehe

16 Aug 2005

Quote by asiangent
There's a very famous saying attributed to Jesus Christ, "He (or she) who is without sin, let them cast the first stone".
I myself have a belief, not Christianity, but I wholeheartedly agree with the above remark. I'm happy to avail myself for consentual fun with different people even though it contradicts my creed. However, I also think life ought to be experienced in all of its facets. I guess I'm a very liberal chap.

I think you'll find that the correct accreditation should go to Michael Palin in The Life of Brian. He said it first... hehehe ....... for those that don't know The Life of Brian is a film about a guy who rose to fame in Weston-super-Mare, (our lord John Cleese), around the same time as Jesus Christ - see, even the initials are the same - JC. (ok, a blatant steal from Not The Nine O'Clock News but who cares.)

16 Aug 2005

Quote by teppic
i did once leave a lovely lady in the bedroom, whilst i went and showered,
sitting in the bath, drying, from a day's kite surfing, was my trusty full wet suit.
so, i slipped it on, along with a pair of swimming goggles, and proceded into the bedroom, and told her that i only do really safe sex.
she promptly dressed and departed whilst throwing a torrent of abuse.
so, really safe sex can lead to no-sex at all.

Didn't you try to explain through your face mask n goggles that you were only joking ..... or couldn't she understand : Gnfph mghkf ', fkhjy hdhrbnfk fhgythd fjfjdhbss ddffifjesn cdcuffdjns! ........ - seems quite English to me "Listen darlin', I'm only taking the piss...... you're wetsuit is hanging up in there, go slip it on like a good girl!"

16 Aug 2005

I know what a MMF is ... but what's a WWF??? Have I come to the right place? .... My granny used to watch Giant Haystacks and Big Daddy slug it out here (it's her season ticket I'm using btw)..... and Look!. They're still at it.. hehehe

16 Aug 2005

Quote by Sexysteph
HIya LP welcome to the your last ever website to visit
Now we have you will we let you go?
Steph

Steph.... put him down and go back to your room, there's a good girl!! Now c'mon sweetheart - you know I'll call the Guards if I have to, and visiting times are between 5 - 8pm (forgot how many times I've had to tell her that fgs)..... tsk tsk ... Who left her door open .. AGAIN!! ........ (it's like watching a spider play around with it's next victim in here sometimes ....... hehehe)
LovePoet............ Welcome to SH Towers .......... have fun ..... but be afraid ..... be very afraid ... hehehe....(I'm not putting him off - really!!. i'm not!!)

16 Aug 2005

Quote by MISSCHIEF

I've just split this topic - just to prevent certain issues blinding the thread and the real question
But I've buggered it up and left quimninja305070s post behind But the original starting post is still in Wishmasters post anyway
Ooooh shit, now the doorbells going :?
Pannnnnnic!!

Eh? ......... have I inherited a thread here..... did someone die and leave me it in their will.... is there anything else for me in the estate ... like a new car, couple of quid perhaps?

16 Aug 2005

Quote by quimninja305070
just a quicky, are many of you religious? the reason im asking is because with traditional wedding vowes (christian/catholic). the whole stay faithfull to only you thing comes into it, just wondering how religion and swinging can coinside, would like the views of people who are born again especially.

You left out the 'With thy body I thee wed' bit ..... and more importantly 'Love, honour and OBEY' ... hehehe
I'm not religious really so I don't give a bollox how swinging fits in with Christianity. I can't shag down the local church but I can shag down the local swinging club - go figure. (Has anyone ever met a priest at a swinging event?)

16 Aug 2005

Quote by naughtynymphos1
He walked over to me and said "i know u don't i" i said "yes i think u do" the subject of school was by passed and i took him to a room 4 a bj as u do lol

Hmmmm ... is that all it takes NN ... I ask you if I know you and you then give me a BJ.... Excellent!!! (in best Bill & Ted grunge teenage accent) .......Does this mean your postman will be delivering french letters from now on :wink:
You mean you'd admit to knowing me :?: :lol:
Erm.............. good point! ....... Clever!! Clever!! ...... never thought of that ..... oh well.. a BJ is a BJ ... on yer knees wumun.

16 Aug 2005

Quote by deancannock
well best story I have was in Thailand....walked into this bar and footie was on Telly...it was actually Man U V's newcastle which if I remember right ended up 3 - 2 and so was great game. anyway having sat down at bar and ordered beer....all of a sudden curtains open below bar and there is a young thai girl...she says " You want sucky mister " ...I enquire into how much and it was Â£5....so there I sat sipping my beer, watching the match whilst a very beaurtiful thai girl gave me a BJ......and all for less than Â£10.....now thats what I call a good night out !!!!!

rotflmao

I have this vision: a Thai girl - "Sucky, fucky, five bucks misser... me lub you loooooooong time!" . hehehe ....... are you sure it was actually a girl???

16 Aug 2005

Quote by meat2pleaseu
I was chatting to a woman in the sauna in Partners not so long ago, she was in a right stressed state cos her postman has just said hello to her in the changing rooms :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:

did he kick her drink over?
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
He walked over to me and said "i know u don't i" i said "yes i think u do" the subject of school was by passed and i took him to a room 4 a bj as u do lol :lol:

Hmmmm ... is that all it takes NN ... I ask you if I know you and you then give me a BJ.... Excellent!!! (in best Bill & Ted grunge teenage accent) .......Does this mean your postman will be delivering french letters from now on :wink:

16 Aug 2005

Hmmmm tough call that ...... football or sex ........... heads, tails, heads, tails ............ I must admit that the thought of getting a BJ in the stands is quite erotic .... and I'm sure lots of other guys on the terraces would be more than willing to help out with a group session if any ladies out there are keen on the idea!
Nothing stops me watching my beloved England ..... but sex with a beautiful woman WOULD stop me watching football at club level. (coz I always watch club footy down the pub and I don't think they'd like me scoring in front of them whilst the other regs are watching the match, plus if there was a goal I wouldn't be sure if they were cheering me or the goalscorer.. hehehe)

16 Aug 2005

Don't say things like that ..... it's hard enough polishing their egos everyday already .. hehehe

16 Aug 2005

It just wouldn't be complete without a Don Juan moustache muchachos.

15 Aug 2005

Quote by EagerSlut
Seeing as how we're straying a little off (specific) topic (no problema) I'll go with the flow......................................ok..........................erm.............Ah! Ha! :!: :!:
I used to drive a truck that had a very definite female persona. She was ...........no no :uhoh: :uhoh: not going there...........
Anyway, suffice to say she was a definite 'she'. I will go so far as to say that she handled like a lady and I was proud of her. :love: :love: :love:
Now I drive a definitely testosterone fuelled growling, hissing macho brute that scares the shit outta little old ladies ops: has 4 over 4 gears and a splitter (so 16 forward gears), hisses and spits air when you dip the clutch, and generally scares the crap outta everyone who's smaller than me on the road! :grin: :grin: :bounce: !
Will that do? Can I hijack my own thread? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Oh go on then............... :wink:

Far too technical... why didn't ya just say you have a 'Granny Killer' .... much easier.

15 Aug 2005

Quote by WhyTheHellNot!!!!!!
I can't cook when I'm sober.......
Exhibit A :shock:

just what is Exhibit A ??? :P :P :P :P

Batman Cookies rotflmao

rotflmao

you sure thought is was fried egg and grilled toms LOL :twisted: :twisted:
I bet some arty farty type would nominate that for the Turner Prize ........
"Me and my friends - all 7 of them" - or some such other stoopid arty-farty name.
Looks like Custard n Cowpat to me though :confused:

15 Aug 2005

Quote by bluexxx
Please excuse my ignorance. Or to put it a better way....erm...my innocence, but what is bukkake?

In a nutshell:
........ Getting a group of men to spunk all over your face :thumbup:
You just had to mention nuts didn't you .... didn't you.. tsk tsk .. Bad Girl!!!

15 Aug 2005

My car is called 'Cristina' (after my ex wife) coz it always let's me down, never does what it's told and I'm forever throwing money at it.
Time I traded it in for a new stylish model and call it Sarah (I know I know - Can't help it though .. hehehe)

15 Aug 2005

Quote by tigersgobounce69
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed

Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
You were emmm tied up :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Actually you were there.. but I think outside.... tatty and mrstigs... put on an excellent little green frog song... its cracking...
lol

lol

Nope, I remember it now .... hehehehe ... I was in the Beautiful People's corner smoking erm ........... naughty things ........ s'probably why I don't remember it, maybe in my fog induced state I thought it wasn't really happening coz no-one on this planet can sing THAT badly ..... but you say it's actually true!!!.. It DID happen ..... oh fuck!!!
ALRIGHT thats it... Mr. Tigs.. no more happy clouds for him ffs....
Oh go on!... please..... I won't do it again Mister ... promise.....
ACTUALLY.... Wishmaster... you might get ya wish... I have been promised a singy of the little green frog from Mrs. Tigs at a meet - in a FROG head and maybe suit - for my bday...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo dead. I did the social singy sort of thing.... I embarrassed myself once......................NEVER I repeat ....................NEVER AGAIN
WIshy: Im sorry if I hurt your ears darling, it was cisco, he made me do it, its his fault, pick on him.
s'ok treacle.......at the time I was so stoned you sounded like a choir of angels with accompanying harps...... I remember thinking this is nice ..... hope they don't sing ossenfeffer by the sea though... (really wierd song and when ur high as a kite it makes you think you're not really hearing it and that your mind is having a twisted game of 'Have I really pissed you off yet!')
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15 Aug 2005

Quote by postie
Lastly... and to keep a long rant very short... i don't have kids... but for those of you who do... try and leave this planet in a better state, you kids don't deserve to inherit a planet fucked up by your wanton waste of finite resources...

Hold on a minute here!!!.............. isn't having kids recycling ourselves???

15 Aug 2005

Quote by equi-princess
OK guys ... an interesting topic of conversation was raised over the weekend at Tatty's BBQ while we were all chilling out in the garden ......
Which way do you dress: To the Left or to the Right
I'm left-handed so I tend to dress to the right...... of 4 left-handed men that were there 3 of us were the same .. dress to the right ........
What hand is your strongest and which way do you dress?
.......and Equi .... I know the title of this thread may have drawn you in Sparkle .... but it's not about horses.... hehehe

Fgs... i did look as well.... wow... i thought the forum had at last got civilised.... Dressage no more no less.... but i was sadly disappointed....
equi-princess xxx
Gotcha!!!!! ......... Game is still on Sparkle........ just not in the way you thought .....
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15 Aug 2005

Quote by tattyxpx
:thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled: :thrilled:
Nemo wins yet again
thanks all that moment has passed now.... :)
xxxxxxxxxxxxx

Told you!!!
Am I right? or am I right? .... hehehehe .... (in fits of giggles now)
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