Go for it sweetie!!!.......... I had the bloody thing by my head all night on Saturday so it's only fair you have to watch the bleedin reel (reel, geddit :lol: ) thing now .. hehehe Join the most popular community of UK swingers now
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The Elixir for the brain is laughter....... find something you love that makes you laugh everytime you do it.. I mean real howls and fits of laughter..... for me, when I'm down - on goes the video and in goes Life of Brian.. works everytime. Better than getting pissed which affects you financially and healthwise. When you are upbeat and positive other people are drawn to you, and things start to happen, but people automatically shy away from negativity - it's a self protection mechanism that we all have.
Neither method addresses the root of your problems though....... only you can do that babes, but it does take it all away even if it's only for a little while.
Neither method addresses the root of your problems though....... only you can do that babes, but it does take it all away even if it's only for a little while.
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Minx x x :P
Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
:rotflmao: Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal
Yes well I did wear you out quite early old man.... ;)
Btw
Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
Pmsl...
Minx x x
As I recall (and it was my dream so you can't dispute this) we only had sex once .... and in the morning all you said was ..........
wait for it!!! ................
Will you get off now please!!!
I think you will find that was "Will you get off now please...oh please..Oh my God I have money..just stop poking that!!"
Minx x x
No pleasing some people .... last time I take you out ..... have you got any idea how much Park Lane costs these days ... and monopoly money doesn't work in any other city except London.
Ok, so I have weird dreams ...... monopoly money and Minxy ..... it ain't my fault fgs!!! Must be the M & M's I eat all the time ... hehehe
Quote by Happy Cats
You are joking!!!!!!!
What are they into, did they say??
If only I was joking!
I'm not sure that they did, as soon as I got an inkling as to what was going on, I stuck my fingers in my ears, hummed God Save the Queen and ran over and turned my transister radio off.
There must be more to this than meets the eye! ... See, if you hadn't thrown ya toys outta ya pram and actually listened to the rest of it (fancy admitting that you actually know how to tune into R4, wierd!) - they're probably swapping they're wives for a reconditioned Ford Anglia like the one they used to own 'back in the days when things were built to last' (annoying assholes). You know what old people are like, they love nostalgia except for when they look at their partners and think "I used to love you 50 years ago, but now you're just an annoying old fart and you're fucking skin needs ironing!".
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Minx x x :P
Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
:rotflmao: Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal
Yes well I did wear you out quite early old man.... ;)
Btw
Q: Why can't you get a cup of tea at Old Trafford?
A: All the mugs are on the field and all the cups are at Highbury.
Pmsl...
Minx x x
As I recall (and it was my dream so you can't dispute this) we only had sex once .... and in the morning all you said was ..........
wait for it!!! ................
Will you get off now please!!!
Cornflakes!!. for some reason I resolve to cornflakes when I'm pissed..... nice big bowl, loads of milk.. no sugar Yuk!!! .......... then I sit down to fall asleep at the telly, cornflakes go all soggy and I toss em away in the morning!!
Either that or cold leftover Kentucky Fried Chicken coz I always buy a bargain bucket ... throw the chips away and keep the rest for snacks later.
Either that or cold leftover Kentucky Fried Chicken coz I always buy a bargain bucket ... throw the chips away and keep the rest for snacks later.
Quote by CiscoCat6k
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
You were emmm tied up :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Actually you were there.. but I think outside.... tatty and mrstigs... put on an excellent little green frog song... its cracking...
Nope, I remember it now .... hehehehe ... I was in the Beautiful People's corner smoking erm ........... naughty things ........ s'probably why I don't remember it, maybe in my fog induced state I thought it wasn't really happening coz no-one on this planet can sing THAT badly ..... but you say it's actually true!!!.. It DID happen ..... oh fuck!!!ALRIGHT thats it... Mr. Tigs.. no more happy clouds for him ffs....
Oh go on!... please..... I won't do it again Mister ... promise.....
Quote by CiscoCat6k
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
You were emmm tied up :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Actually you were there.. but I think outside.... tatty and mrstigs... put on an excellent little green frog song... its cracking...
Nope, I remember it now .... hehehehe ... I was in the Beautiful People's corner smoking erm ........... naughty things ........ s'probably why I don't remember it, maybe in my fog induced state I thought it wasn't really happening coz no-one on this planet can sing THAT badly ..... but you say it's actually true!!!.. It DID happen ..... oh fuck!!! 
:? :? :? :?Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Minx x x :P
Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
That's alright lovely...dreams are free..lmao
:rotflmao: Minx x x ;)
You actually look quite 'comely' in a Man U shirt Minxy ... well you did last night while I was alseep .. hehehe ... you sure you won't reconsider??? I'll wear urs if you wear mine, deal
Quote by CiscoCat6k
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
:karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke: :karaoke:
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
Quote by niceguy27
two irishmen were sat on the floor ...........................................................................
one fell off
...........and the other one threw his shoe on the floor ...... and missed!
Two sharks swimming around in Pacific came across a life raft containing an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Indian. They punctured the life raft and waited for dinner to drown.
First they ate the Englishman, then the Scotsman..... just as they got to the Indian one of the sharks swam away. His mate yelled after him "Oy! What about this one?" ... he turned and replied "No fookin chance! Had an Indian last week and my arse is still killing me!".
Quote by BiWelshMinx
OI Wishmaster!?
Q: How many Man United fans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 560,001. That is 1 to change it, 60,000 to say they've been changing it for years and 500,000 to buy the replica kit.
Q: Did you hear that the British Post Office has just recalled their latest stamps?
A: Well, they had photos of Manchester United players on them - folk couldn't figure out which side to spit on.
:giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Minx x x :P
Right!!... That's it Minxy!!! ....... I'm definately not shagging you unless you wear my Man U shirt at the same time!!!.... holy shit!!!... I'm REALLY turned on by that ..... brb............
Btw ......... Why have Man City players been issued with bras?
Coz it's the only Cups they'll ever get they're hands on .... hehehe
Quote by Sarah
BASTARD!
I thought it was going to be stills from that Lynx advert with the horsie-types and the large pool of mud.hwoar:
*storms out of thread feeling completely cheated*
*sticks head back in*
You haven't got any stills from that advert have you?................. no. Oh bugger.
hehehe ...... knew I'd catch someone out ......... that'll teach yer for getting turned on by men in horsey outfits.....
What about women in horsey outfits??????????/ :P
I prefer the Lady Godiva range of horsey outfits when it comes to women . hmmmm
Mike,
To be active in this lifestyle you have to learn to handle what you call rejection - it isn't rejection .... not of you as a person. We all have different tastes and whereby you may fancy someone you have to consider that they may not fancy you. If that happens you simply carry on as acquaintancies...... remember though .. people do change their minds..
Let me give you an analogy ... years ago we had a sales force telecanvassing for business. I had to go and see the potential customer and during the course of the meeting the man said to me "You're sales force are persistent bugger's aren't they?" .. I asked him to explain.. he then told me that the sales force had phoned him five times..... the first time he hung up, the second he was busy, the third he couldn't be arsed, the fourth he was off to a meeting, the fifth he simply changed his mind and booked me in. I got the sale.
So you see, where someone may say No to you one day they may well say yes another day. Is that rejection? No, it's your interpretation of the situation. Unless someone actually says "Look, I dont fancy you and never will, please leave me alone" then you have every chance of playing at sometime in the future. But if you don't ask you will never know.
For me personally, I look for signals, which is normally flirting, then I'll have a chat and then ask them outright "Do you want to play/meet?" - in my experience when a woman likes a man she normally makes sure he damn well knows about it.
It helps to be confident too - women like strong confident men.
Finally, an important factor to consider is that I don't care whether I play with someone or not... I'm not desperate to play with anyone which means I don't have to try too hard. I am more relaxed that way and my 'true' self comes across., which people seem to respond to.
To be active in this lifestyle you have to learn to handle what you call rejection - it isn't rejection .... not of you as a person. We all have different tastes and whereby you may fancy someone you have to consider that they may not fancy you. If that happens you simply carry on as acquaintancies...... remember though .. people do change their minds..
Let me give you an analogy ... years ago we had a sales force telecanvassing for business. I had to go and see the potential customer and during the course of the meeting the man said to me "You're sales force are persistent bugger's aren't they?" .. I asked him to explain.. he then told me that the sales force had phoned him five times..... the first time he hung up, the second he was busy, the third he couldn't be arsed, the fourth he was off to a meeting, the fifth he simply changed his mind and booked me in. I got the sale.
So you see, where someone may say No to you one day they may well say yes another day. Is that rejection? No, it's your interpretation of the situation. Unless someone actually says "Look, I dont fancy you and never will, please leave me alone" then you have every chance of playing at sometime in the future. But if you don't ask you will never know.
For me personally, I look for signals, which is normally flirting, then I'll have a chat and then ask them outright "Do you want to play/meet?" - in my experience when a woman likes a man she normally makes sure he damn well knows about it.
It helps to be confident too - women like strong confident men.
Finally, an important factor to consider is that I don't care whether I play with someone or not... I'm not desperate to play with anyone which means I don't have to try too hard. I am more relaxed that way and my 'true' self comes across., which people seem to respond to.
Quote by Debbiewebs
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!
well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe :shock:
Debs thinks she will have to grow hairs on her arse...........in hope they turn in to drum sticks mmmmmmm
Grow??? .. why don't you just cultivate the one's you already have ........ could've sworn I saw Tarzan camped out there once.. hehehe
Quote by Debbiewebs
You can rub your hands together :shock:
surely that hurts your warts!
well have to admit it does abit ............as a court them off your arse when i was trying to fish out me tampex up there
thats true, but lets be fair, it was the smallest arse you had touched all day
you mean you where following me around all day watching me touch arses! :shock: :shock:
But wouldn't it be funny if all the hairs on your arse turned into drumsticks......................
..................... and beat the shit outta you! ..... hehehe :shock:
Quote by davej
Strong bias towards my left side and dress to the right although I had to think about it because it's a sub concious thing and I only notice that I don't feel as comfortable when I get it wrong. I don't know if it's a left brain/ right brain thing or more related to a difference in size between left and right
You mean ur left hand is bigger than ur right ..... or smaller?......... depends on how big you wanna make ur dick look ..... hehehe
