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Quote by angelnn66
(a bit like speed dating)
So it takes 4 minutes then
Hijack off...
I agree there has to be some physical or personal attraction.
ermmmmmmmm Yup!............. the club scene is fast and frantic in my opinion...... if I see someone I like I just have to have her before anyone else gets to her but then I've always been like that (old caveman instincts kicking in here methinks :lol: ) ... takes a bit longer than 4 minutes though.
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Ooh the caveman thing again!
Angel...... but don't quote me on that! ............ please.... DON'T QUOTE ME .. hehehe
Edit: Angel.. check your profile hon.... I think you may have HTML or BB code switched off .... that maybe why ur quotes are not showing on your posts hon.
Quote by Phoenix
(a bit like speed dating)
So it takes 4 minutes then
Hijack off...
I agree there has to be some physical or personal attraction.
ermmmmmmmm Yup!............. the club scene is fast and frantic in my opinion...... if I see someone I like I just have to have her before anyone else gets to her but then I've always been like that (old caveman instincts kicking in here methinks :lol: ) ... takes a bit longer than 4 minutes though.
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Quote by equi-princess
OK. I'll post why i am writing this up later, because if i write it now it'll skew the result.... but for now all you get are the facts. No elaboration, no justification. And all i want is your opinion. Even though i am setting myself up as a compelete bastard. So was i wrong when i did this:
On delivery the other day at 9am, i enter a road about to deliver mail to that road. A man stands up from a doorway i am about to deliver to, and is obviously, from his appearance and demeanour a habitual drunk. He mumbles "poshhhhtmannn".. and stumbles off up an alleyway to urinate.
On the step he has left a can of Carlsberg Special Brew. And i could step around it, but i don't, i kick it out of my way. And the entire contents empty onto the steps. He returns, i am delivering on the other side of the road, and see him examine the can. He is distraught.
He says,"did you knock the can over?"
i said "yes".
He wants a replacement.
i say "Fuck Off"...and flick him a V-sign.
And on i go with my delivery.
Was it wrong?
In my opinion....... yes.... absolutely wrong.... you could have just walked away from the said can... leaving it still standing on the ground... and yet.. you chose to kick it over... thus depriving the person of their property...... and not offer any remorse for your actions....
Why??????????? fgs.....
Because... there's more to this than meets the eye....... a reasonable person would not have taken the actions above.... there has to be some form of mitigation for your action... to justify why you did it.....
equi-princess xxx
Equi!!!!! .......... SSSSHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
8-) :D 8-) :D 8-)I cannot have sex with someone unless I am physically attracted to them ... I learned this a long long time ago. So for me, I have to chat to someone for a while, get to know them, see honest pics of them and THEN I decide if I want to meet them, but, like Blue, if I have decided to meet them I have already decided that if sex is in the offing then that's fine by me. In a club I have a slightly different approach (a bit like speed dating) whereby someone may catch my eye (the physical attraction), followed by a brief chat (compatibility), then followed by fast n furious sex. Sex is always better with someone you actually feel a real desire to have sex with as opposed to 'wham bam thank you mam' sex - that does sweet FA for me.
It would take A). a horendous meet for sex to not take place B). that it was already established that sex was not on the menu at a first meet C). lack of opportunity.
This doesn't stop me wanting to meet someone though.
It would take A). a horendous meet for sex to not take place B). that it was already established that sex was not on the menu at a first meet C). lack of opportunity.
This doesn't stop me wanting to meet someone though.
Quote by bluexxx
I've noticed that there seem to be quite a few young couples advertising in the couples seeking men section who are asking for bareback sex with no contraception. This may well just be a new way to get one's kicks but I can't help but feel something more sinister is going on. In law the biological father is responsible for maintaining the child, and I just wonder if this is an elaborate scheme for financial gain. I may be too cynical but something isn't right. What does everyone else think?
There may be something sinister, or they may just be stupid.... who knows.... But no-one is forcing guys to reply to such ads, and no-one is making guys fuck anyone bareback, are they. If guys are stupid enough to fuck a strange woman bareback and they know they are fertile, they should be prepared for a possible pregnancy.
Am I right or am I right?
Blue, I think you have hit the proverbial nail smack bang on it's proverbial head here. No one is these men into providing sperm for babies.
Maybe there is a sinister plot in operation here whereby men are selected not for their looks or virility but for their earning potential. What these couples are forgetting - if indeed this is the case - is that the single guys involved do have the option of exposing these women as swingers AND as money making machines / extortionists in court for the whole world to see. I know that many people keep the fact that they are swingers private and would be embarrassed if their family / parents knew that this is what they do.
Personally, I think they are simply being very niaive, very silly and they are adopting the 'it cant possibly happen to me' attitude. And the guys involved are only too willing to play with the same box of matches because a lot of men cannot perform wearing condoms and this offers them easy sex on their terms.
Postie,
I reckon you are Swedish and kicked his can over because you hate to see Carlsberg leave Sweden!! Either that or you are secretly working for Heineken..... bloody fascist !!!!
You could have done us a favour though ... you could have saved us loads of money in the future by giving him £50 which he would have then gone and purchased copious amounts of alcohol and hopefully drank himself to death.
I have no sympathy for pissheads who let their drinking get out of hand. Twats!!!
p.s. I agree with your actions and subsequent argument with the pisshead.
I reckon you are Swedish and kicked his can over because you hate to see Carlsberg leave Sweden!! Either that or you are secretly working for Heineken..... bloody fascist !!!!
You could have done us a favour though ... you could have saved us loads of money in the future by giving him £50 which he would have then gone and purchased copious amounts of alcohol and hopefully drank himself to death.
I have no sympathy for pissheads who let their drinking get out of hand. Twats!!!
p.s. I agree with your actions and subsequent argument with the pisshead.
Coz he's a self centred predatory asshole. He's probably married, has two mobile phones and takes his wedding ring off when he goes out.
Need anymore reasons???
Your friend has learned the hard way but the damage this twat has done to her AND to the decent single guys in this lifestyle is incalculable. I just hope she chalks it down to experience and continues to keep an open mind about swinging and single men. They're not all like that.
Tell her to try the chat room where she can ask questions to any of us in there regarding any other guy that takes her fancy.. we'll be more than happy to verify them for her.
Need anymore reasons???
Your friend has learned the hard way but the damage this twat has done to her AND to the decent single guys in this lifestyle is incalculable. I just hope she chalks it down to experience and continues to keep an open mind about swinging and single men. They're not all like that.
Tell her to try the chat room where she can ask questions to any of us in there regarding any other guy that takes her fancy.. we'll be more than happy to verify them for her.
Quote by LadyFeeBee
Oh come on!!! Let's get real here!!!
When ya dead ya dead.. lights out, finito, kaput, bye bye!
Just you wait till you have a personal, psychic experience. It will blow you away.
I personally wouldn't touch a ouija board with a barge pole. Very dangerous ground IMO.
I completely believe in spirits and life after death. I'm a bit psychic myself and have had many encounters with the spirit world. The Laird was not completely convinced himself until we were at a psychic "show" earlier this year. I got called out by my first name by the medium in front of hundreds of people and was given loads of messages for friends. Then he asked me to pass the microphone over to the Laird for the final message specifically for him.
The Laird was speechless (which doesn't happen often I can assure you!)
Everything that was said was spot on.
I had a weird dream about an SH member (no, not one of THOSE dreams
) and when I told him about it a few days later, it turned out he knew exactly what I meant as it corresponded with something happening in his life at the time that I did not know about.Best advice I have is to visit a Spiritualist church or if you are very careful and find a reputable person then a personal visit to a medium. But there are so many fakes out there.
It's not a substitute for the grieving process though. So if you're going through a difficult time, I would suggest waiting until you start to recover before seeking out the spirit world.
Fee
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Fee: I'm not belittling you or anyone else that has had psychic experiences but my logical mind finds it very hard to believe in anything other than what I cxan see, hear, touch, taste, smell .... and perhaps percieve..... but that's probably the key here..... perception. I don't subscribe to this everlasting place of no hardship and eternal peace and tranquility nor do I believe that we get 72 virgins in heaven either, but then I don't believe in hell either. But maybe some people have a higher perception level than I do
My sceptism is a result of my mother seeking out medium after medium when my grandfather died and was told all kinds of horseshit ... all they wanted was her money. As to Ouija boards, I've never seen one being used and I think I would be so pessimistic about it that I wouldn't believe it if the thing actually did work. I guess I need convincing really.
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Clever bleedin Russians!!!.... They're right you know!!!!!
Size 8 feet = 26cm + 5cm / 2 = = 6" .......... but what the formula doesn't take into account is that then when I'm really excited and about to come I gain an extra inch and get a little bit thicker!!! (so I was told anyway!)
..... so the object lesson today is: no point packing a monster till you actually need it!
well next time you're about to blow....
stop and see if your feet have grown
Checked.... undiscernable ......maybe coz there's two of em and the additional growth is spread between them .........and besides my toenails need cutting so it's an innaccurate reading anyway.
Oh come on!!! Let's get real here!!!
I have a mental image of Ouija Board the finished Ouija Boards from the assembly line to the Spiritisation Dept. before being sent off to Packaging & Distribution. ffs.. what they got there ... a vat full of Ghost Mix???
When ya dead ya dead.. lights out, finito, kaput, bye bye!
It's all to do with man's utter conceitedness and obsession that there must be more after life coz we're so bluddy important to the very fabric of the universe. What bollox.
p.s. When I'm dead don't try and get me on Ouija number 666-666 coz I'll be off playing golf then getting pissed then off for some extra-supernatural sex in Swinging Heaven (it's a club I been told about)..... hehehe
I have a mental image of Ouija Board the finished Ouija Boards from the assembly line to the Spiritisation Dept. before being sent off to Packaging & Distribution. ffs.. what they got there ... a vat full of Ghost Mix???
When ya dead ya dead.. lights out, finito, kaput, bye bye!
It's all to do with man's utter conceitedness and obsession that there must be more after life coz we're so bluddy important to the very fabric of the universe. What bollox.
p.s. When I'm dead don't try and get me on Ouija number 666-666 coz I'll be off playing golf then getting pissed then off for some extra-supernatural sex in Swinging Heaven (it's a club I been told about)..... hehehe
Clever bleedin Russians!!!.... They're right you know!!!!!
Size 8 feet = 26cm + 5cm / 2 = = 6" .......... but what the formula doesn't take into account is that then when I'm really excited and about to come I gain an extra inch and get a little bit thicker!!! (so I was told anyway!)
..... so the object lesson today is: no point packing a monster till you actually need it!
Size 8 feet = 26cm + 5cm / 2 = = 6" .......... but what the formula doesn't take into account is that then when I'm really excited and about to come I gain an extra inch and get a little bit thicker!!! (so I was told anyway!)
..... so the object lesson today is: no point packing a monster till you actually need it!
Quote by equi-princess
Richardm........???? ..... an Op....???????
Omg ...... now i'm scared...... lol
equi-princess xxx
curent ransom for blankies is 2 million.....
He's just a pussycat Equi ........ we'll soon have him trained up and toe-ing the line .. hehehe
Congrats Richard m8 ........ at last we got someone in to deal with the early morning idiots that visit the chat room ...... hold on a minute ...... that's me innit!!!..... ffs!!! u sacked m8.!!!!
Quote by ally
thanks naughty,
had the bit between my balls and bum done, supposed to be the most arousing bit!!!
Enlighten me a little here......... how is it more arousing .... mine just seems to be a way of connecting the bottom of my arse and the bottom of my nuts to the rest of my body ???
How is it stimulated ...... and what happens if you have a loose thread in your jeans (I'm a commando ok) and ur partner gets carried away and rips ur jeans down and catches whatever it is you got in there with the loose thread..... ur nuts are gonna reach the floor before your knees do, surely???
:? :? :? :? Quote by LisaMarie
Most fruit with a skin, I peel and cut little bits off with a little knive that i have.
You aint coming near my todger with a knife.. EVER! . hehehe
bannanas i just bite straight in.
I refer you to my comment above on the condition u have all ur teeth pulled ..
strawberry and smaller fruits i just wash rinse and pop into my mouth.
I can accept you sucking my plums on this occasion
and watermelon i suck to pieces.
This is just plain . Yuk. Wicked Girl!!!
this thread is interesting
Lisamarie
I said the way you eat fruit reveals aspects of your character..... :shock: :shock:
)Ha Ha! .. You thought this was gonna be a sex based thread didn't ya!!!
Well, it ain't................. my question is this:
Fruit: how do you eat yours? (this reveals a lot about your character apparently :shock:
Water Melons: Do you eat the pips n everything (like a peasant. Yuk!!) or like me, pick the pips out thus extending the amount of time it takes to eat a slice of water melon, getting bored shitless during the process.
Apples: Are you one of those that eat round the middle to the core then start on the end bits till there nothing left but the pip centre, or like me, you get bored stiff with it and only eat to the middle like in the piccy?
Guess you could say I'm not really a fruity person ........ :? :?
Well, it ain't................. my question is this:
Fruit: how do you eat yours? (this reveals a lot about your character apparently :shock:
Water Melons: Do you eat the pips n everything (like a peasant. Yuk!!) or like me, pick the pips out thus extending the amount of time it takes to eat a slice of water melon, getting bored shitless during the process.
Apples: Are you one of those that eat round the middle to the core then start on the end bits till there nothing left but the pip centre, or like me, you get bored stiff with it and only eat to the middle like in the piccy?
Guess you could say I'm not really a fruity person ........
:? :? Quote by chazxx
Its not so much a line but a few years ago I was out in Newcastle for the night. We ended up on the boat and I seen a bunch of girls on the dance floor with balloons in their hands.
I had a bit of a look and seen one that was rather nice and went over to her. I didn't have a line in my head as I was just going to wing it. I got over to her and thought feck it why not burst her balloon. I walked infront of her gave her the eye and then walked behind her and burst it.
My next 'move' was going to be " well I burst your balloon the least I can do is get you a drink........" but to my surprise she snogged the face off me before heading back the hotel for a bit of fun.
I swear it's true the lads that were with me thought it was great, that said so did I and as for her well I think she enjoyed herself as well
That could have gone soooooo horribly wrong ... she could've turned round and said: "Well as you've burst my balloon I'm gonna burst yours, now piss off ya geek!" .. tsk tsk .. laid yaself wide open there but all's well that end's well.... she was pissed and took pity on ya ... hehehe
My emotions are up and down at the moment coz of what my partner is going through but we have had loads of support from the kind people on this site so it's only fair that I return some of that positive energy and wish you well WBB.
I know it's a cliche but time really DOES heal and is a very good friend I think you'll find. There is never an easy way to cope with pain but you have to soldier on until time let's you forget.. a little at first, you'll find that you're not thinking all day, every day .... and then gradually a lot more, until such a point comes when you realise that you're not thinking at all about the situation that has caused this pain - and that's when you know you're going to be ok, but part of the process is what you are feeling now so lean on the people around you - that's what they are there for.
Best wishes WBB {{{{{{{{{ HUG }}}}}}}}}} from me to you.
I know it's a cliche but time really DOES heal and is a very good friend I think you'll find. There is never an easy way to cope with pain but you have to soldier on until time let's you forget.. a little at first, you'll find that you're not thinking all day, every day .... and then gradually a lot more, until such a point comes when you realise that you're not thinking at all about the situation that has caused this pain - and that's when you know you're going to be ok, but part of the process is what you are feeling now so lean on the people around you - that's what they are there for.
Best wishes WBB {{{{{{{{{ HUG }}}}}}}}}} from me to you.
Quote by dambuster
a jar of Nutella, Hazelnut Chocolate Spread ! ! ! ! ! ! !
It did EXACTLY what it said on the tin!!! ..... it's yer own bloody fault for:
1). Being a dopey fecker who can neither read properly or multi-task.
2). Allowing a woman in your kitchen in the first place.
3). Buying a four toast slicer when you obv live alone.
4). Being fecking greedy!
FFS don't phone him while he's ironing!!! ... hehehe
We used to go away for stag weekends to Great Yarmouth whenever one of us was getting married. On the coach down, we would come up with a chat line that everyone had to use for the entire weekend. One memorable and very crass line that we decided to use was:
"You're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
50% of us got slapped and 50% of us got a shag.!!!
I was in the former group unfortunately :cry: but hey!. it was a blast!
Another was:
"Can I rivet you to the bed with my rampant love rod?"
But my personal fave is this one:
You take a dice out with you and when you spot the object of your lust you give her the dice. You tell her that if she rolls between a 1 and a 5 she gets to go home with you for some horny rump-pumpy.
Now being a woman, they always ask, "What if I throw a 6?", to which you respond, "You get another throw!"
"You're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"
50% of us got slapped and 50% of us got a shag.!!!
I was in the former group unfortunately :cry: but hey!. it was a blast!
Another was:
"Can I rivet you to the bed with my rampant love rod?"
But my personal fave is this one:
You take a dice out with you and when you spot the object of your lust you give her the dice. You tell her that if she rolls between a 1 and a 5 she gets to go home with you for some horny rump-pumpy.
Now being a woman, they always ask, "What if I throw a 6?", to which you respond, "You get another throw!"
