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Bisexual Female, 56
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Quote by Staggerlee_BB
I have said this before and will keep saying it until I am in my box!
A Scotsman is SCOTTISH BRITISH
A Welshman is WELSH BRITISH
An Irishman is IRISH BRITISHor Irish if from the republic
And an Englishman is.................British? Bollox
Why is is that all the other Nationalities can say that, but in England you have to/or be classed as British?
I am an Englishman living in England period for me.

Got one right Kenty.....must try harder c
Sexist barstewards rolleyes
Quote by SlurpySarah
A quote from here:-
"The Muslim birth rate in Europe is three times higher than the non-Muslim one. If current trends continue, the Muslim population of Europe will nearly double by 2015, while the non-Muslim population will shrink by 3.5 percent."
I'm moving to Alaska.

Super. But lets hope the Alaskan National Party doesn't cotton on, eh? wink
Errrm............there is no Alaskan National Party. So, your post is a pointlessly inflammatory comment followed by an incorrect assertion. Are you a labour supporter who was in the QT audience by any chance?
If you're going to snipe, at least try and get it right.
Did that give you a new parting when it went "whoosh" over your head? rolleyes
And sniping's not really my style. I far prefer to point out the hypocrisy and abject stupidity of peoples comments and leave the rest to them.
wink
Quote by splendid_
umm go through phases of masturbating a lot... the position is always the same.. face down... hitchi magic wand in place :twisted: and a glass dildo inside...
I am more influenced by things that I see.. so I will have probably just had sex, or seen some porn. Or Worlass is wearing her new boy pant and vest ensembles that she has recently purchased..... I cum very quickly too and will often (if I have time) go for a 2nd or third. But it is really just a means to an end, I have the urge and I have to sate it.

But where does she put them when they're dirty? dunno
Hmm, I have no routine- non whatsoever, but it will either usually be to porn, or to my imagination...
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Ok, am I alone here?
Am I the only person who now has the words "gunk on yer face" going around in their heads to this tune:

Should have guessed you liked Joel Veitch stuff :doh:
I never said I liked it! It was one of those things that just happened *at* me when I was least expecting it. lol
Quote by SlurpySarah
A quote from here:-
"The Muslim birth rate in Europe is three times higher than the non-Muslim one. If current trends continue, the Muslim population of Europe will nearly double by 2015, while the non-Muslim population will shrink by 3.5 percent."
I'm moving to Alaska.

Super. But lets hope the Alaskan National Party doesn't cotton on, eh? wink
Quote by bouncy332
interestingly after QT on another channel there was a prog called BNP WIVES if anyone could ever of been loopy enough to believe they aren't a bunch of ill educated 6 fingered knuckle dragging bigots then this prog would of opened their eyes well and truelly
don't think i have ever shouted at the telly so much

I think this was the same programme I saw the other night. I was utterly aghast.
Quote by __random_orbit__

So ...are we to understand that the AUP is no longer being enforced ??
Just delete the evidence and pretend it never happened ?

it would appear so... as no explanation is given for the 'disappeared'.
Perhaps a suggestion to them that be:
should a thread ever have to be pulled for investigation, or deleted because of breacch of AUP.... a singular post be left in its place by the person at the D-Button, with the same thread title, giving a brief explanation.
all open and accountable
what say you?
lp
Coming from a complete twerp such as yourself, thats a very sensible suggestion.
Quote by Stevie J
The BNP thrives on the politics of fear and ignorance which they seek to exploit.
I genuinely don't believe a lot of people who vote BNP are thugs. However, they are ignorant of other cultures. They don't understand why someone wears a burkha when walking down the street. They read the stories in the papers about asylum seekers and believe everyone with a black or asian face is here illegally. When combined with the potent rhetoric from the BNP about invasions and our way of life being under threat, it can be pretty powerful stuff.
So, the BNP wants voluntary repatriation. But many of the most skilled people in this country are from black and minority ethnic communities, and contribute many millions of pounds in taxes. Many of them work in the NHS. How ridiculous to suggest we send them away and lose their talents.
This country has been invaded for centuries - if each and every one of us went back through our own family tree we would discover we had foreign ancestory.
It has always puzzled me that people complain about immigration, but don't object when friends or relatives emigrate. Good for them they say, before swiftly adding something about this country going down the pan. So it's ok for us to go elsewhere, but not for others to come here. What hypocrisy.
We need immigration. Some people don't want to hear it but it's true. The prediction that we will have a population of 71 million is correct. A significant factor in that figure that we are all living longer. And that is precisely why we need immigration - we need people to work and pay taxes because in the future we simply won't have enough due to the declining birth rate.
Ultimately, we are all human beings - it is only skin colour and cultures that are different.

Stevie J, wherever you came from, stick around :thumbup:
Quote by fabio

If I support the BNP - am I then a thug? How do you qualify that, or is the whole phrase just something you've copied from somewhere for dramatic effect? I've also highlighted a word above that you seem to have glossed over - did you miss that important part?
As for you being comprised of 4 ethnic origins - lucky you, you'll have the choice of 5 countries to live in.
Woo hoo for you!!! :happy:

Voluntary.... yey, so can I ask what happens if I decide not to go to "my ethnic origin" would I be treated as a 3rd class citizen????
so does this mean you'll send me back to the states with a wad full of cash?? get in there!!!!

the above line was full of sarcasm....
My grandfather fought for this country and stayed here...
my mum has spent all of her working life here as a nurse,and in important parts of medicine
my dad spent a lot of time here as a doctor and a surgeon,
my sister is a teacher....
and yet, rather then using all of that skill and knowledge you'd rather turn away people with skills solely based on the colour of ones skin.... wow.... just wow..... :shock: :shock:
I so said to myself, don't get involved in this discussion.... but I just couldn't help it.....
Forget the skin colour- you're a yank...you're fucked anyway.
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Quote by SlurpySarah

You make him sound like Darth Vader! He's not - he's an intelligent, erudite politician who has every legal right to have his voice heard. Hopefully, the mindless morons who label him a "racist thug" will actually listen to him, rather than continue to bleat about what little they know about him and his party's policies.
Go Nicky, you're so fine you blow my mind, Hey Nicky!
Today is a great day for democracy and freedom of speech.

I cant let this go unchallenged. Im not a mindless moron and I am happy to label anybody who supports the BNP a racist thug. I will quote the BNP manifesto
"... we call for ...... and the introduction of a system of voluntary resettlement whereby those immigrants who are legally here will be afforded the opportunity to return to their lands of ethnic origin assisted by a generous financial incentives both for individuals and for the countries in question."
They decline to say whether I will be quartered and sent back to my 4 ethnic countries of origin. In any event that is a statement that could only be made or supported by a mindless racist thug.
I still believe in free speech tho.
I dont think immigration will cause riots, intolerence will carry far more weight.
If I support the BNP - am I then a thug? How do you qualify that, or is the whole phrase just something you've copied from somewhere for dramatic effect? I've also highlighted a word above that you seem to have glossed over - did you miss that important part?
As for you being comprised of 4 ethnic origins - lucky you, you'll have the choice of 5 countries to live in.
Woo hoo for you!!! :happy:
Sarah, I would call any supporter of a party which doesn't know the difference between "premier" and a "premiere" simple minded.
I'm usually into more traditional stuff, but this guys imagination really, really caught mine

More here:
In multiples of 2. I have much, much hair. If my hair aint wrapped up first, I'm on a hiding to nothing trying to dry my body. confused
Quote by Cherrytree
Can I advocate one of the (imho) best things on telly at the mo - and if you've got Sky there are a few series running at the same time - House.
Once you get past the fact that the main character, the troubled, horrible but brilliant american Dr Gregory House, is played by the foppish Prince Regent from Blackadder, it's compulsive viewing.

Just about the only thing I ever bother to watch. And I think thats because I have a bit of a crush. redface
Simply the best chocolate experience ever..
grab a single- sized bar of Chocolate orange...dunk it in hot tea until the outer choccie is soft. Suck it off rolleyes and repeat.
Not good if you're on a diet. You have been warned.
Yesterday, what could have been a very expensive disaster- a breakdown on the way to a group theme park trip was salvaged by a very grizzly looking knight in shining armour...
...who, as he was unloading his car to get to his toolkit first had to pull out a 3ft sword...a 4ft double headed axe...needless to say, the thought of what the old bill would have made of it lightened the mood. lol
Good job I trust him. :shock:
Quote by Staggerlee_BB
Shouldn't that be... in which we live ?:jagsatwork: bolt

Not necessarily. The edict on never ending a sentence with a prepostition is a legacy of the assumption that English is a direct descendent of Latin.
This basic premise is wrong. English is derived directly from (largly) Romantic (French/Italian) and Germanic (German/Scandanavian) langauges, which all have Latin in their distant history but plenty has changed in the mean-time.
Latin as a langauge works differently from English in that, for us, word order defines who is doing what to whom. In Latin, that is dealt with by word endings. So word order is freed up to indicate other things. For Latin, it ended up with prepositions shouldn't or couldn't find themselves at the end of sentences.
In English, you can put the preposition anywhere in the sentence that makes sense - including at the end.
Reference : Eats, Shoots & Leaves. I forget the author and am too idle to go upstairs and find out.
I'll get my coat bolt
Now that's just semantics isn't it or is it syntax.....dashes off to get dictionary
They're taxing that now too?
I'm fucked. confused
It would seem I'm alone.
I've always loathed the bloody things. They have rules & stuff. Things you have to learn & abide by before you can play.
I think I am a tad impatient.
What doesn't help is when I do get roped in, scrabble is just about as much as I can bear- and I live in a house with people who don't understand why I break down & weep when they try to use "words" such as "Goff"- you know, dark clothes, heavy make up & all that. rolleyes
Don't even get me started on Monopoly. That's the real reason they're called bored games. The board bit was just a Scrabble misspelling that stuck.
My other other half, however, insists on bringing a new fecking board game along whenever we go somewhere together en-famile. He's heavily into fantasy/role playing stuff, so it's usually some stupidly complicated thing that has a resident spider by the time you've even rolled the die.
He did teach me how to play poker, mind...which I now kick his ass at :twisted:
There was some light relief recently though. We were all in a caravan, hubby, other other, and three kids, playing this "bored" game he'd bought along. A couple of glasses of rum had been consumed, and I was a tad giggly.
Given the company, I was holding back on any double entendres and being awfully polite. Then, as part of the game I was being "paid off". Rather than just handing me my card, the barsteward looked me right in the eye and said "You produce wood."
You know that feeling, when you think you're about to implode through not being able to laugh, and it just gets worse & worse? I hate him.
I hate bored games, too. :arrow:
Quote by __random_orbit__
whatever happened to Jeeves?
poor fellow
lp

He's in the cupboard under my stairs, in shackles. I'll ask him.
Look up "higher site rankings" - there are quite a few user friendly sites for info out there...if you know what to, erm, google. lol
Quote by minxysub
I would have to say that after childbirth the next worse pain has to be a kidney stone!!!!
I have had quite a few in the last few years, and even spent 3 days in hospital with one!!
Its a pain that nothing like paracetamol can help with!! I am allergic to some pain medications so have to go with what they can give me. When the stones pass through is like no pain you can describe! is like your insides are coming out of you. The last one I had was 3mm across! My eyes still water at the thought of it confused

I'd say it's worse than labour- even induced labour. I know which I'd rather do again. confused
I automatically ignore the "sponsored links"- the first few at the top of the page, and the ads on the right.
If there's something I actually need to know, I'll collate info from several different sites.
Quote by __random_orbit__
believe me.... you don't want to know.
look what happened to maggie :shock:
lp

Google Rolp lifestyle. Look at the pdf... :shock:
I'm told I'm weird. After seeing all the tributes in peoples facebook updates the other day, I had to google Steven Gately.
And yes, I almost asked the op who this Michelle bird was.
But then it struck me- I didn't give a shit anyway. So I still don't know who this Michelle bird is- but I'm happy. wink
Again, it depends on your circle.
Like attracts like.
Our closest friends- the people we've chosen to tell- are all like minded individuals. I don't mean they're swingers, but they're open minded, non judgemental, and pretty darn cool. cool
That's why they're our closest friends. wink
Quote by Tan--Kinky
A phone call to say someone is comfortable and awake biggrin biggrin

Give your last victim a hard time did you Tan? wink
On a serious note- I was hoping to see you in here kiss
Quote by splendid_

I don't think I'm smarter than our ten year old.
I am, however, smarter than Splendid. :smug:
bolt

I don't watch TV so I can't comment.
I can comment on your baseless comments tho' you girly freak.
Now now, don't be bitter. wink
I take it the junior school teacher in question wasn't the one who'd taught the kids in the show then?
I don't think I'm smarter than our ten year old.
I am, however, smarter than Splendid. :smug:
bolt
Quote by foxylady2209
Quite splendidly hoisting someone by their own pitard...and having them walk straight into it. rotflmao

Why do I have an image of Redpantherman suspended from the ceiling on a winch attached to his, ahem, extra metalwork?
:giggle:
I have no idea- but given a comment he just made on another thread, thanks for the idea! :thumbup:
Quite splendidly hoisting someone by their own pitard...and having them walk straight into it. rotflmao