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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
UK
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Quote by varca
When we were younger I slapped what I thought was vasaline on my Cock and slid it into Diane's bum.
It turned out to be vicks vapour rub :shock: You can imagine Diane's screams once the warm tingling sensation turned to a hot burning one!
:scared: :shock:
:karaoke: Whoooooooaaaaaooo this sex is on fiiiiiirreeee :karaoke:
Quote by splendid_
I've been thinking about this rainbow kisses lark. Traumatised by may be a more accurate description, but nonetheless...
I've met some blokes who would do some pretty depraved things when their balls were full- but to indulge in this post-cum? :shock:
I've therefore come to the conclusion that the practice was made up by a spotty 15 year old who has been exposed to waaaay too much internet porn in his room late at night and wanted to push the boundaries past "scat." It's now an urban myth, much like "McDonalds serve food. "
It's made me feel better. :smug:
and in my world it makes me feel better to assume that all men use condoms much the same way as Horses use nosebags and cum really can't escape.....
it is no more true than your story....... but it makes me feel better.
They eat from them?
Now that really is sick.
Freak.
I've been thinking about this rainbow kisses lark. Traumatised by may be a more accurate description, but nonetheless...
I've met some blokes who would do some pretty depraved things when their balls were full- but to indulge in this post-cum? :shock:
I've therefore come to the conclusion that the practice was made up by a spotty 15 year old who has been exposed to waaaay too much internet porn in his room late at night and wanted to push the boundaries past "scat." It's now an urban myth, much like "McDonalds serve food. "
It's made me feel better. :smug:
I've met some blokes who would do some pretty depraved things when their balls were full- but to indulge in this post-cum? :shock:
I've therefore come to the conclusion that the practice was made up by a spotty 15 year old who has been exposed to waaaay too much internet porn in his room late at night and wanted to push the boundaries past "scat." It's now an urban myth, much like "McDonalds serve food. "
It's made me feel better. :smug:
Quote by redpantherman
Thanks SG
Maybe taking out an injunction wont have any effect & possibly will inflame the situation? I dunno...
I can hardly see the police discussing my case at roll call Hill St Blues style & it will be a low priority matter.
I do know this poor unfortunate person & I'm gonna stick it out as till their pathetic excuse for a life evolves into an amoeba!
Erm...that reminds me...how many copies of that film do you have? How longs the postal strike?
Quote by anona
Is it at all possible that their is a woman out there who who entertain a man's foot fetish?...seems not.
Is there a dating site for foot fetishists?...seems not
Do people generally think that having a foot fetish is somehow weirder than someone having a breast/legs/arse fetish?....seems so.
Typed by a man who has clearly never seen my feet.
Welcome btw.
In all the years I've been here I'm struggling to remember a thread about one of the most obvious of sexual questions.
What's your favourite position? If, indeed, you have one.
At a push, I'd have to admit to recently developing a penchant for good old fashioned missionary- but it's partner dependant.
Having a broad shouldered, masculine, rough around the edges partner bear down upon you as he looks into your eyes and kisses you- transferring the taste of your cum from his tongue to yours- and you both have that brief moment of anticipation in the seconds before, trembling, he slides his hard...erm...shutting up
etc.
So, what's yours, and what's it's selling point?
What's your favourite position? If, indeed, you have one.
At a push, I'd have to admit to recently developing a penchant for good old fashioned missionary- but it's partner dependant.
Having a broad shouldered, masculine, rough around the edges partner bear down upon you as he looks into your eyes and kisses you- transferring the taste of your cum from his tongue to yours- and you both have that brief moment of anticipation in the seconds before, trembling, he slides his hard...erm...shutting up
etc.
So, what's yours, and what's it's selling point?
I used the term "vanilla" last week in a conversation with my 16 year old. Luckily she wasn't listening.
When I told our dear friends & neighbours a few months ago it was a relief if anything. I take the precaution of getting to know people first- and I don't regret telling anyone I've told.
I am frequently having to reign myself in rather than putting my foot in it though.
When I told our dear friends & neighbours a few months ago it was a relief if anything. I take the precaution of getting to know people first- and I don't regret telling anyone I've told.
I am frequently having to reign myself in rather than putting my foot in it though.
Quote by redpantherman
Wowsers!
All I can say is thanks for everybody's kind words & support.
Twos... you scaring the begeejuz outta me!
To date I have handed over more information regarding said persons family member & I hope the police will be able to act on this soon as poss'
In the mean time a little research on the electoral register wont go amiss!
Thanks all!
Don't I get reprimanded? Told off? Spanked?
You just can't get the quality of male trollop these days...*sigh*
Quote by anais
I suppose what I'm getting at is, do people see escorting as more socially acceptable than street work? Or is it just me who feels its maybe viewed this way?
It's still selling sex. I see no real difference in it's social acceptability. I do, however, think that the life of (most) street girls is a damn site harder than that of (most) "parlour" based hookers. I think it's usually far more of a last resort.
Quote by BIoke
Omigosh...not fair! Clint Eastwood when I'm feeling all unnecessary already?
I do soooo love manly broad shouldered men who look like they could take me on and survive...:swoon:
Me too - if you ever go out for a fight, can I tag along please? :rascal:
Absotively :bounce:
Erm, hang on. How does that work? You get the survivors...and I get the stiffs?
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Have you tried calling Sugar Puffs and asking them to hide the Honey Monsters mobile phone?
(hope you get it sorted :thumbup: )
If someone is ringing & waking you up with crackling noises at 3am- whaddya want? Sympathy? From me?
Dream on, sunshine princess.
On a serious note, I think you'll need to prove intent...
