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are sailor's relationships fleeting?
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They tend to fleet in my direction :rascal:
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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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I don't miss Mrs Bone- I'm still saddled with her. 
I do, however miss the days of yore when the forum was a lively, fun place to be...and before anyone says "they're what you make them" I'm afraid that I too have succumbed to the temptation of Rez's retiree's corner. You can start as many threads as you like, but if the forumites who would turn them into a cacophany of hijacked nonsense ain't typing, they'll die on their saggy arses.
Shove up Rez
I do, however miss the days of yore when the forum was a lively, fun place to be...and before anyone says "they're what you make them" I'm afraid that I too have succumbed to the temptation of Rez's retiree's corner. You can start as many threads as you like, but if the forumites who would turn them into a cacophany of hijacked nonsense ain't typing, they'll die on their saggy arses.
Shove up Rez
I rarely get colds, but was laid out for over a week with the 'flu a few years back over chrimbo. It bought on a nasty chest infection, and rarely suffered from asthma...I almost ended up in hospital.
Next year, I was offered the 'jab, and took it. I was bloody unwell afterwards- milder symptoms, but definately 'flu like. I've not had the jab since, and not had a problem.
I understand the science, but the anecdotal evidence didn't half use a load of lemsip..
Next year, I was offered the 'jab, and took it. I was bloody unwell afterwards- milder symptoms, but definately 'flu like. I've not had the jab since, and not had a problem.
I understand the science, but the anecdotal evidence didn't half use a load of lemsip..
Quote by foxylady2209
I really can't see the point in cats. They serve no purpose and aren't even indiginous to this country. Similar can be said for pet dogs. At least you can eat pet rabbits when the kids get bored with them.
Seriously, pets? Why?
Coz if you're reallllly clever (manipulative,clever,whatever) like wot I is, a kitten can get you your kitchen redecorated!
:bounce:
Can I borrow your kitten? pmsl
But mine is quite a large kitchen - I think I would need a few of them. Do you use them as a paintbrush or a roller?
Neither- you get yourself a bloke who's not nearly as hard hearted as you are, and use the kitten as...
leverage :giggle:
Quote by Steve
My sons friend has swine flu (quite a few round here have it) her baby was due today and she's taking tamiflu (sp?). Surely it wouldn't have been given it to a pregnant mother if they thought it may harm her or her unborn baby?
Listening to a Doctor on GMTV this morning Tamiflu should not be given to pregnant women :shock:
There is another vacine (the name escapes me at present) that is taken via an inhaler that is safe for pregnant women to use...Nether are vaccines. Tamiflu is a drug and works only while present in the body. It does not create anti-bodies as a vaccine does. It works well against flu viruses, if given early enough.
Like all drugs it has side effects!
I'll call them medication then if it suits
The fact still remains that Tamiflu it was said should not be given to expectant mothers....
I do believe that once upon a time, the government said said Thalidomide was safe.
Inspired by the popstar threesomes thread.
Who'd be in yours?
I have a bit of a thang going on for curmudgeonly, sarcastic anti-hero types. On that basis, mine would be;
Hellboy
Me
Shrek.
What's more, especially for the occasion I'd have to have a naff spray-on tan...
and we could be Traffic Lights!
:bounce:
Who'd be in yours?
I have a bit of a thang going on for curmudgeonly, sarcastic anti-hero types. On that basis, mine would be;
Hellboy
Me
Shrek.
What's more, especially for the occasion I'd have to have a naff spray-on tan...
and we could be Traffic Lights!
:bounce:
Quote by foxylady2209
I really can't see the point in cats. They serve no purpose and aren't even indiginous to this country. Similar can be said for pet dogs. At least you can eat pet rabbits when the kids get bored with them.
Seriously, pets? Why?
Coz if you're reallllly clever (manipulative,clever,whatever) like wot I is, a kitten can get you your kitchen redecorated!
:bounce:
Quote by Firelizard
ipod, newspaper, smelly food & man legs wiiiide open...
I'm used to peeps not sitting next to me.
Trust me vills, I've noticed it too, on a tube during rush hour both seats next to me are the last to be taken.
Well if I came across you on the train...I'd sit on ya lap!!!...so there!!!
Shouldn't that be the other way around?
Tip from numptyland, works here there & everywhere.
If you know one or more words in the title you're seeking, press Ctrl + F that brings up a search box, type what you're looking for in there, and it searches the text on the page. Saves hours if you're looking for a needle in a haystack in a lengthy page of text. :thumbup:
If you know one or more words in the title you're seeking, press Ctrl + F that brings up a search box, type what you're looking for in there, and it searches the text on the page. Saves hours if you're looking for a needle in a haystack in a lengthy page of text. :thumbup:
I wasn't "allowed" to "go courting" with boys until I was 21. To say she was strict is an understatement.
I lost my 'ninity at 15 at the side of a canal.
At 16 and a smidgin, I fell pregnant. Does that mean I'm "just another statistc?" Blimey, that makes it sound like my life should have been over then & there.
With a much more realistic, IMO healthy, attitude to sex & relationships in the house, the daughter I concieved out of wedlock, (either in a Ford Capri or in my parents bathroom) was three years older than I was when she lost hers. What's far more important than her age is the fact that when she did it, it was for her reasons, and hers alone. Nowt to do with peer pressure, or needing to do it to "keep" a boyfriend.
I lost my 'ninity at 15 at the side of a canal.
At 16 and a smidgin, I fell pregnant. Does that mean I'm "just another statistc?" Blimey, that makes it sound like my life should have been over then & there.
With a much more realistic, IMO healthy, attitude to sex & relationships in the house, the daughter I concieved out of wedlock, (either in a Ford Capri or in my parents bathroom) was three years older than I was when she lost hers. What's far more important than her age is the fact that when she did it, it was for her reasons, and hers alone. Nowt to do with peer pressure, or needing to do it to "keep" a boyfriend.
Quote by bigDewi69
playing with the hair..."subconsciously" running a finger up & down your own thigh...or your neck, drawing attention to the cleavage (if you have one)...getting all suggestive with a glass...
That's flirting? :shock:
I thought it was the universal sign for 'jump on me and ravish me silly right here!'
You should see what I do when I'm interested.
The colour of the paint clashed with his shoes.
I can see where you're coming from, I'd rather not know my kids are at it then & there- but acknowledging that they are active, and that you respect the relationship can only be a good thing.
I just cannot get over the fact that there are some people sanctimonius enough to say that a parent who allows them to share a room is morally corrupt. There are some fuckwits out there. I've seen enough people trying to impose their morality on others in the last fortnight to last a lifetime.
I can see where you're coming from, I'd rather not know my kids are at it then & there- but acknowledging that they are active, and that you respect the relationship can only be a good thing.
I just cannot get over the fact that there are some people sanctimonius enough to say that a parent who allows them to share a room is morally corrupt. There are some fuckwits out there. I've seen enough people trying to impose their morality on others in the last fortnight to last a lifetime.
It's mostly in the eyes. A sultry look upwards though the lashes...accompanied by a slight smile. Or simply holding someones gaze for a moment too long...then there's the other body language- playing with the hair..."subconsciously" running a finger up & down your own thigh...or your neck, drawing attention to the cleavage (if you have one)...getting all suggestive with a glass...
And so it goes on. That's before it even gets verbal.
Apparantly, I flirted with the midwife who delivered me, and then got worse :whistle:
And so it goes on. That's before it even gets verbal.
Apparantly, I flirted with the midwife who delivered me, and then got worse :whistle:
I have just ventured where swingers fear to tread. I've been to 'nillaland! What's more, into a nilla forum! :scared:
It got me thinking. :scared: :scared:
I was reading a thread debating the rights & wrongs of allowing your "kids" to sleep together under your roof. When I say kids- I mean offspring, as the topic was actually regarding an 18 year old.
Now, amongst all the guff- the parent saying she "wouldn't consent to her kids having sex at 18" and the "it might be different if they're married!"...they're far too young at 18...why are they even thinking about sex? etc etc there were people saying that no matter how old, how married, or quiet their offspring were, it would always be disrespectful to have sex under their parents roof.
There were also people who said that it didn't matter who it was- no guest of theirs should ever have sex when sleeping over. Also people saying "blah blah is 35, and when he & his wife stay at their parents, they sleep in separate rooms, which is how it should be!"
*gets a phone call to say she's on a promise...cuts waffling short*
Anyhow, I just asked our 19 year old to make sure she knew that she'd be welcome to bring a boyfriend home- and her response was "I wouldn't hesitate to ask."
It got me thinking about the wildly differing ideas, and views. I'd be fine with it so long as it wasn't flaunted overtly in front of the younger sprogs.
You get my drift, and that there's a question in here somewhere...
how do you feel about your kids having sex under your roof? What about visitors? Who will be the first to joke about it being mandatory for visitors?
Knock yourselves out- I'm off to slip into something sexier than paint covered trousers... :twisted:
It got me thinking. :scared: :scared:
I was reading a thread debating the rights & wrongs of allowing your "kids" to sleep together under your roof. When I say kids- I mean offspring, as the topic was actually regarding an 18 year old.
Now, amongst all the guff- the parent saying she "wouldn't consent to her kids having sex at 18" and the "it might be different if they're married!"...they're far too young at 18...why are they even thinking about sex? etc etc there were people saying that no matter how old, how married, or quiet their offspring were, it would always be disrespectful to have sex under their parents roof.
There were also people who said that it didn't matter who it was- no guest of theirs should ever have sex when sleeping over. Also people saying "blah blah is 35, and when he & his wife stay at their parents, they sleep in separate rooms, which is how it should be!"
*gets a phone call to say she's on a promise...cuts waffling short*
Anyhow, I just asked our 19 year old to make sure she knew that she'd be welcome to bring a boyfriend home- and her response was "I wouldn't hesitate to ask."
It got me thinking about the wildly differing ideas, and views. I'd be fine with it so long as it wasn't flaunted overtly in front of the younger sprogs.
You get my drift, and that there's a question in here somewhere...
how do you feel about your kids having sex under your roof? What about visitors? Who will be the first to joke about it being mandatory for visitors?
Knock yourselves out- I'm off to slip into something sexier than paint covered trousers... :twisted:
