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Witchy
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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Quote by meat2pleaseu
Carl Cox, superstarfuckingeniusdj. Lets see freddie Murcury do a 6 hour set without a break or costume change wink

I'm sure he'd be up to the challenge, but he's a little indisposed right now. rolleyes
lol
Not that great then is he? :rude:
He's the late great Freddie Mercury- not every bloke can be as premature as you flipa
Quote by meat2pleaseu
Carl Cox, superstarfuckingeniusdj. Lets see freddie Murcury do a 6 hour set without a break or costume change wink

I'm sure he'd be up to the challenge, but he's a little indisposed right now. rolleyes
lol
Quote by meat2pleaseu

Oh, and I've blagged a lift!!!!

Otis or Schindler?
It's Schindler's List isn't it?
dunno
Whaaaaat? ;)
IIRC, it's both. Mr Schindler of the famous list was an engineer who made lifts. If i could be arsed i'd check it on Google
Wow, MeatMeister- I didn't know that. You have edumacated me. worship
Oddly enough, I did get stuck in Hitlers lift inside a mountain at the Kehlsteinhaus. Doubt it was a Schindler though. lol
Quote by flower411
Dunno about the "greatest" but I remember seeing Noddy Holder bring a bunch of wet and cold people to life at about ten thirty one morning....starting with the line ...." Looks like it`s gonna piss down...."

That is way beyond freaky- I'm watching the episode of Max & Paddy's road to knowhere- with Noddy Holder in it :shock:
I care not if it's it a list, a lift or a lisp lol
It would mean "enduring" 4 hours in a car with a gorgeous bloke...in order to get closer to a gorgeous gal passionkiss
:bounce:
...who ever lived.
For me, no-one can hold a candle to the late great Freddie Mercury. That man could hold a stage- oozing charisma from every pore.
Who would get your vote?
A not feeling particularly highbrow tonight Witchy. lol
Yesterdays good (if unconventional) company, and today my brood have made me proud.
Oh, and I've blagged a lift!!!!
:bounce:
National History museum is fab- and I'm told the science museum next door is too.
Look out for the lesser spotted Rolp on your travels too!
I know precisely where I was when he died..
atop several inches of prime meat in an impromtu sofa shagging session. lol
Res worship
I was made to feel like a social leper because I was unphased when Diana died. I was packing for my hols as she was buried- and did well up a little when I saw the tribute atop the coffin simply saying "Mummy." That was down to humanity- not celebrity.
Very shortly afterwards a lady by the name of Mother Theresa of Calcutta died. She didn't get half the pomp and ceremony- but had given so much more. Just goes to show how shallow the worlds media is.
If he did any of the stuff he was accused of, I hope there is a hell just so he can burn in it. If not, then I hope he's at peace.
He was responsible for some blinding tracks either way.
Quote by kentswingers777
I quite like " kentykins
"
Has a certain ring to it......don't you think? cool

Yes-Kentykins has a ring to it. As does an arsehole.
As a rule I'm not remotely competitive. When doing my martial art I took far more pleasure from teaching the lower grades, and helping them get as much as they could from it than I ever did from winning a fight.
Quote by kentswingers777
The BNP have been told that they will have to change their policy on a whites only party, or face closure. Why is the same not applicable to a Black Police Officers Association??

Quote by Witchy
If the association is needed in order to help redress the balance- to put *non white officers on an equal footing with white officers- then I hope it succeeds.
Are you aware that there are no bars on the colour of it's members? It's aim is to undo the harm of hundreds of years of opression- not to create more division, but to try to span the gulf.

Quote by National Black Police Association
Welcome to the National Black Police Association
Membership of the NBPA is open to all in policing on application There is no bar to membership based on colour.

Taken from
Kent, how many more untruths and half truths are you going to feed the forum? A little research outside of the tabloid press often presents a very different picture.
Meaning?
Are you really saying that there are " white " members in the Black officers association then?
Reading it it seems it is for the black and Asian members, but skirt around the issue by saying it is open to all.
So IF the BNP change their stance and say it is open to all races, are you really saying that Black and Asian people will join?
For that is what they will do but....I really cannot imagine a Black or Asian person joining them....can you?
It clearly states " “The NBPA will work in the interests of the UK police services and be an integral partner to ensure equitable service for all & for the Black and Minority Ethnic (BME) staff who we represent ". Should that also not say white?
Maybe I am missing something here.
Feeding the forum? Anyone for a Hamburger? wink
Kentykins-
Equitable. Equal to. The same as.
Equal to whom? The green officers? The purple officers with yellow patches? No- the white officers.
Hmmm.
Tom Baker- doing a little britain voiceover.
Richard Attenborough
Stephen Fry
lol
(Can I have Moira Stewart as a reserve please?)
Actually, I did shed a tear when Freddie Mercury died- just wanted to set the record straight. confused
You know what my first thought was? I'm hiding away from any communication with the outside world til after the jokes are over- there are gonna be some horrific ones...
(Not that yours was MM- you just reminded me)
I wanted to be that Angel as a little girl. I hope she had a happy life.
I won't mourn him as I didn't know him (I'm the heartless cow who didn't weep when Princess Di died)- but this has come as a shock. :shock:
Quote by Firelizard
Is that why I've been feeling so crap today then?? confused

Nope, it's coz you miss me. :rose:
If the association is needed in order to help redress the balance- to put *non white officers on an equal footing with white officers- then I hope it succeeds.
Are you aware that there are no bars on the colour of it's members? It's aim is to undo the harm of hundreds of years of opression- not to create more division, but to try to span the gulf.
*Non whites still suffer discrimination in the UK. So do women- our society has been patriachal since the year dot, these things don't change overnight. The LGBT community have an uphill struggle too.
Read Nelly's post about why there's not the need for a white officers association. He's put it quite simply.
The thing is, Kenty, it's not quite as black & white (no pun intended) as you're seeing- or pretending to see. I'm never entirely sure with you.
Some people are too closed minded, or perhaps simply ignorant to see the big picture. They believe what they're fed.
With that being the case, no wonder the BNP are gaining votes.
*Not being PC about PC's (pun intended) just can't be arsed with the extra typing. lol
Quote by kentswingers777
Kent,
Equality isn't about treating everybody the same.
In order to treat everybody fairly you often have to treat them differently.
Heres an edited strapline from the commission.
"Our job is to create a fairer Britain and a society without prejudice....."

Sorry Benny but my opinion on that is rubbish.
A Black coppers association is NOT needed at all. Nor is a white one. My point is that minorities seem to have the upper hand, and that is not democracy, otherwise if it was the Ulster Unionists would be in power in Parliament.
Black people that I know just want to be treated the same as their white counterparts, and by creating a divide like the Black coppers thing, just alianates them even more, which they hate.
Until we have a fair system where regardless of the colour of ones skin, determins what rights you have, or what you are allowed to do, there will be serious issues.
Can you imagine if there was a proposed white shop keepers asscociation in Bradford? It would never happen. The local council would stop it, and the crys of " racism " would be heard a hundred miles away and rightly so but.....if there was a Muslim or Black shopkeepers association, it would be allowed because to disagree with it would label you a bigoted racist. How does it not work the other way around though?
Kenty,
certain sections of society have, undeniably, been discriminated against for hundreds of years. In terms of equality they have a lot of catching up do.
Hopefully, in time organisations such as the black police officers association will have done their job and rendered themselves unnecessary.
Timing!
I was clearing off the top of some cupboards today, and found the one thing of my Dad's I have. It's his old "Old Holbourn" baccy tin. I kept that in particular as when I was about 10 I painted it and put his name on it for him.
The tin has preserved the tobacco smell since he died 14 years ago, and opening it up takes me straight back to being 10 years old, sitting on the arm of his chair with him teaching me how to make roll ups ( rolleyes ) and write out betting slips...rotflmao
However, I do prefer fresh air, that thunderstorm smell, the smell of freshly bathed babies hair, the kids baking (baking as in cakes, not being baked) the faint waft of testosterone after either bloke has been labouring for me manually all day... lol
but best of all- the smell of the sea.
Quote by __random_orbit__
stop it!
lp

Oi! We didn't start the fire...
Did someone call?
Ne Naw Nee Naw Nee Naw

Oh, and mine will be a Spiced Rum & Coke please wink
Quote by TheAnalogKid
I thought I'd write down a few classic clichés quoted in relationships... and wondered if folks would like to add their own interpretation of what each REALLY means:
1) It's not you, it's me
The sex is crap, but I don't want to hurt your feelings.
2) I just need a little space
I really want to find someone to have good sex with before I'm too old. I might come back when it's out of my system though, as you do have a nice car.
3) You're like a brother / sister to me

The sex is crap, and a kipper would have more chance of arousing me.
4) You're such a good friend
Back to the crap sex and the kipper.
5) We just grew apart
The crap sex has become intolerably boring.
6) We've taken it as far as it can go

I've tried, I really have- but if you still think leaving the lights on is adventurous- theres no hope.
7) Looking to add a little spice to things
The new barman in the pub winked at me on friday. After all the crap sex I'mm off to ravage him over the pork scratchings.
8) She/he is my best friend
Beds are for sex & sleeping- you seem to think they're for talking.
9) We're soulmates
You know which school I went to, my PIN number, and how I take my tea. However, you don't know how to make me cum.
10) It's what's inside that counts
But when it's only inside for 4 strokes, it don't count for much.
Quote by redpantherman
...I am the Stig.

That would make sense- if you were used to going round & round a track it would explain why you can't find your way out of a one way street... rolleyes
I just don't get lost.
Not now I have my sat nav anyhow lol
Getting me coat...