Quote by Bonedigger
Someone in the 'Lies your parents told you' thread, used the term wee willie winkie to refer to his manhood (LOL)
It got me to thinking....do you name your bits or refer to them by the correct anatomical name?
NO personal names here!
Do you give them nicknames for your kids to use, or did your parents refer to them by euphemisms, rather
than say the proper word?
Interesting one this! My daughter overheard me during a conversation with my midwifewho refered to my bits as "fanny". Well that was it, its stuck in her head and no matter what other nicknames i come up with she insists on using that! Breasts are boobies too!
penis' are now willys around the kids! although for a while she did refer to Mr V's as a "daddy fanny":shock:
And, best of all....what do you call em in the bedroom, between consenting adults :P
Referred to as pussy, cock in the bedroom!
My dad (who had 4 daughters) always called it a 'doofer' , when asked what a doofer was, he always replied "its the thing that'll doofer wee-ing with!!"
:shock: My mum uses that name to refer to the remote controll for the tv!
I have a gay friend who refer's to a womans vagina as her "lady places" :lol:
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Quote by Dawnie
I would love to know what people think of kissing
love kissing! i can see why some couples wont/dont do it in a swinging situation. but for us the more kissing the better!
I know some people kiss during swinging and others don't which is fair enough but just recently my reasons to kiss have crossed my mind :?
Have you ever fancied someone really badly but had a good old snog and it hasn't worked at all, even turned you off?
yes! and eugh it was like kissing a dyson with a wriggly eel in my mouth
OR
Have you not really looked at someone with any intent but ended up snogging someone and thought woooooohhhhhhhooooo :rascal:
yes - just the once... so far
OR
Do you snog someone to aid your decision on if you want to play with them
Usually by the time we get to kissing i have made my mind up mentally anyway, however it can mean the difference from enjoying and REALLY enjoying a meet
hmmm
71% Mandy Moore
70% Scarlett Johanson
70% Eva Longoria
70% Jolene Blaylock
70% Lauren Graham
68% Ali Landry
67% Kylie Minogue
67% Vanessa Marcil
I've not heard of half of them!
I've been told in the past a wide variety of lookalikes from Winona Ryder to Lorraine Kelly :shock: .
Mr v however usually gets told he looks like either Tim Henman or Danny dyer!
his results are
72% johnny Dramon
70% Andy Roddick
68% Alec Baldwin
66% Patricia Velasquez
65% Omar Sharif :shock: :shock: :lol:
61% Guy Pearce
71% Mandy Moore
70% Scarlett Johanson
70% Eva Longoria
70% Jolene Blaylock
70% Lauren Graham
68% Ali Landry
67% Kylie Minogue
67% Vanessa Marcil
I've not heard of half of them!
I've been told in the past a wide variety of lookalikes from Winona Ryder to Lorraine Kelly :shock: .
Mr v however usually gets told he looks like either Tim Henman or Danny dyer!
his results are
72% johnny Dramon
70% Andy Roddick
68% Alec Baldwin
66% Patricia Velasquez
65% Omar Sharif :shock: :shock: :lol:
61% Guy Pearce
Quote by Srne
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Just realised you guys live in London how daft do i now feel!!!!!!!
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You know this might sound daft but what about our very own capital London,
:laughabove: sorry couldnt help myself!However most of us dont appreciate whats on our own doorstep! so it might not be such a bad idea!
Vienna is a lovely city! fairly cheap to get to and stay in - but the food and nights out are about the same as here!
beautiful churches and cathedrals, amazing stately homes and palaces, opera, spanish riding school, pony and trap rides through the city, and the loveliest pastries i have ever eaten!
lovely city!
Mr v has just returned from a lads weekend in budapest (says it all
), however he is quite keen to return and see the real city that lurks underneath the stag/hen night facade!
either way have a great time!
beautiful churches and cathedrals, amazing stately homes and palaces, opera, spanish riding school, pony and trap rides through the city, and the loveliest pastries i have ever eaten!
lovely city!
Mr v has just returned from a lads weekend in budapest (says it all
), however he is quite keen to return and see the real city that lurks underneath the stag/hen night facade!either way have a great time!
Quote by Marya_Northeast
One thing I think about - is not where it comes from but is it actually stored in the body
It is not impossible for me to gush a huge amount over and over. Now surely, if i was to collect thatand measure it there would be loads but where is it kept? It can't be made at the time - it just wouldn't happen that quickly - it can take literally a couple of seconds of stimulation to produce a serious amount of fluid - over and over!
from wiki! - as per Bi welsh min'x link
The glands fill with fluid during sexual arousal and may be felt through the vaginal wall. The swelling of the tissue surrounding the urethra may be a combination of the glands filling with fluid and of the swelling of the woman’s erectile tissue, the corpus spongiosum, which latter, in the male, gives a man his erection. Swelling of the non-visible part of the clitoris will also be evident.
It is, it seems, the rhythmic contractions of pelvic muscle during orgasm which expel the accumulated fluid as at least one constituent of female ejaculation. The amount of fluid released can be considerable, through repeated filling and emptying of the glands during orgasm
Why don't I lose weight from it? What of those non-gushers? Do they have excess liquid squishing about inside them? Do gushers have less cellulite?
and again from same article:
Skene's gland openings are usually the size of pinholes, and vary in size from one woman to another, to the point where they appear to be missing entirely in some women. If Skene's glands are the cause of female ejaculation, this may explain the observed absence of this phenomenon in many women.
Retrograde ejaculation, where the fluid travels up the urethra towards the bladder could also possibly account for the absence otherwise observed
there is also another fairly interesting article here
it also explains the differences in fluid volume, although it doesnt mention anything about losing weight or cellulite! :lol:
Quote by flower411
agreed we love the chatrooms, whether for play or just general chit chat!
However we do find em a little bit addictive
Try to embrass yourself in front of loads of people or make a point of annoying them. If you can upset an opp or two all the better
ops: Eventually, you`ll find that wherever you go you meet someone you don`t want to see
:lol: Your only option is to switch off :giggle:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao: Quote by Susxcpl
In reality the RR is a baby compared to the VX1 ..GOOGLE IT..any we have 1 and just love it although its not something for the fainthearted or something you can hide in ur bedside cabinet..got to now and plug it in
HOW MUCH!!!!
on another note - any ideas on how to persuade the oh to part with the cash? :twisted:
Quote by Kiss
Not youtube but well worth watching
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The page you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.
:cry:
I nicked the link from another site I use and it works fine from there
The last link you posted at the bottom of the page works fine! :bounce:
Great video!
Yep, superb! Thanks Mallock.
I want to marry the makers of that video. Amazing! :inlove:
love it!
Quote by Lost
Smallsie thanks for posting initially your post was ok I went with it. I even enjoyed the heavyv stuff re:- Rousseau
seems like another case of flame the newbies to me
Quote by adi1567
Can we come too please?
Mr Adi promises to be on best behaviour for once; and after s wales room social I think he will be :twisted:
Cheers
You're on the list. And there's nothing wrong with a little misbehaviour occasionally :lol:
Dont! you'll just encourage him! :lol:
As if he needs encouraging; he's just being friendly mrs velvet
:arrow: :lol:aww like a BOUNCY dog! :lol: :lol:
its gonna be a good social me thinks :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Quote by little gem
A little late, but I vote 'keep'.
If I'm posting in the steam room:
Dont quote me, don't reply to me and don't comment. It's the steam room, not up for discussion. I'm letting my frustration out and it's not, deffinately not, up for discussion.
I want to vent my spleen in my own way about my own stuff, I do so and I don't want to be questioned in the thread(obviously posting within AUP).
PM me if there is a question/comment/reply thingie to anything I've vented about. The whole point of the steam room is that I can vent without people feeling the need to reply to it, comment nor get into a conversation about things. If I wanted to do that I'd start a thread.
what she said!
