Oh dear God, will I ever have sex again or will I have to join a different site, move country or join the foreign legion???
To be fair the conversation 4 hours earlier was on this very subject and my train of thought was very rudely interrupted
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Worlass
Over 90 days ago
Gay Female, 45
0 miles · Darlington
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Warming the Bed
Quote by splendid_
worlass has now got the spreadsheet and she is more competitive than Nola...so I feel that a precise measurement will be forthcoming and she will have more points than me as she did fisting as well.
Something has gone drastically wrong, Splen has more than me and I have only managed to rack up 279, the shame of it
Am sure I have missed some off somewhere, I keep going through the list but thinking about it keeps distracting me
) I am so dead if she reads that.
Warming the Bed
I have been unable to add to this thread as I think I am still in shock at the whole incident. I am usually the first one to tell someone to shut up, be quiet, stop kicking my chair etc in the cinema, I am not a lady to be messed with when trying to enjoy a good film!!!
I was however so embarrassed with this I was stunned into silence. Fortunately only Splendid did the visual check hear so at least I was spared that, although I dont know what I found worse actually hearing it, or smelling it, it was so gross - ewww I feel sooo violated.
I was however so embarrassed with this I was stunned into silence. Fortunately only Splendid did the visual check hear so at least I was spared that, although I dont know what I found worse actually hearing it, or smelling it, it was so gross - ewww I feel sooo violated.
about bluddy time too, I was beginning to think that Splen was hallucinating you 
Warming the Bed
Quote by splendid_
'quite impressed' goodness me woman. Surely a bigger compliment is in order. I have slaved over that fire. It now haunts me because I stupidly looked for support on here from people I trustedand the results of my long hard............
thinking time
is only 'quite' impressive?
.... erm, the fire is fab, however your ability to remain standing at the crucial moment is VERY impressive
