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Xjxkx
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 65
Straight Male, 68
UK

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What about a metal rod inserted down your '' japs eye''! wink
Just heard ''Lovely bit of leg'' by ''Lamb Joint''
Then ''Hot crispy spuds'' by the ''Roasters''
Now I'm listening to ''Come and get it'' by ''The Missus''
lol
Vorsprung Durch Xjxkx
Washing machines live longer with Xjxkx
Australians would'nt give a Xjxkx for anything else
Go to work on a Xjxkx
Nothing sucks like an Xjxkx
lol Loads of laughs :lol:
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Swings and roundabouts. biggrin
Never bought any of these. Wonder how much they cost now? lol
Quote by petal24
I don't mean nicknames, I mean more of a generic term.
I generally call mine my bits. Now if I say this in my new phone sex relationship, I think I will get laughed at, and I feel like a silly little girl saying it, so a bit of a mood killer! redface
He says pussy, but I can't say that word, I don't know why. I don't find it offensive, I just feel stupid. I feel a bit more comfortable with the c word, but to sure if thats a bit sweary.
So I was wondering really, ladies when you're in that kind of situation what word do you use? And guys, what do you like to hear?

For you Petal, How about ''flower''? wink
Thanks Dawnie, kiss what a bl**dy twat I can be sometimes.
Where's they mods when you need them? lol
Naughty, naughty exkex. :lol: redface smackbottom :smackbottom:
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Quote by Kiss
I think it's totally subjective. If a man is 5' tall and his c*ck it 6" he will probably feel/seem quite well endowed given his proportions. However if a man is 6'5" tall and his c*ck is 6" it will probably look quite small. dunno

Hoi!!! poke Kiss, I'm 6' 4'', what you trying to say? lol
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Sorry honey, I meant that a 6" c*ck would look very different on a man who was 5' tall compared to how it would look on a very tall man.
BUT... it wouldn't feel any different!
So when men say they are or aren't WE/VWE I think it can be missleading.
AH!! confused
So when Mrs Exjex says..... ''Well hello Bigboy'' and I respond by saying...''Your having a laugh''........
Is she really...... ''having a laugh'' : wink lol:
Quote by Kiss
I think it's totally subjective. If a man is 5' tall and his c*ck it 6" he will probably feel/seem quite well endowed given his proportions. However if a man is 6'5" tall and his c*ck is 6" it will probably look quite small. dunno

Hoi!!! poke Kiss, I'm 6' 4'', what you trying to say? lol
Christ!!....... We've not long joined the site having thoroughly enjoyed your posts and the ''banter''........ and now your pissing off!!!! innocent wink
Good luck mate and best wishes for the future :thumbup:
Cant be Santa cos' he got splattered by that Jumbo Jet in the
"Bad news for kids this Christmas'' Thread.
Would'nt say that was very magical. F**cked my xmas right up that has. :fuckinghell:
lol
Vis also for VICTORY as inVictory V...........phew!..phew!..phew!
HOT STUFF! Just like all you loverly, luscious ladies on here, :smitten: Oh and some of the guys as well wink
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Just when I think I'm getting less gulible - I go and fall for a whopper like that!!! :lol2: :uhoh:
Missy - behind sofa cringing!!!

Is there a little room behind that sofa for me to cringe as well?
No..... I will not say it.....I will not!!!!!
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Quote by Missy
Xjxkx is short for 'Exjexkex', (pronounced as xjkx), Icelandic, I think! innocent

I've just googled 'Exjexkex' ............ and there's no matches!!!! smackbottom
You did just bash out a load of letters didn't you!!!!!! poke
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Was wondering when someone would try and google it lol
MISSY!! you've been well and truly GOOOOOOOGLED. :whistling: :thumbup:
Quote by Freckledbird
my user name ricky13 is my name and the numbers are my birthday wink

What!! Your only 13? :shock:
He said his birthday, not his age!
Sowwy! smackbottom
Quote by ricky13
my user name ricky13 is my name and the numbers are my birthday wink

What!! Your only 13? :shock:
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Nice one Peter, good luck mate :thumbup:
Xjxkx is short for 'Exjexkex', (pronounced as xjkx), Icelandic, I think! innocent
As Bill Bailey would say, ''Christ SymonOuna, thats one hell of a pile you've got there on your atavar'' lol
Quote by MikeNorth
Why is 'shit' always brown?
Why does 'shit' look like 'shit'?
Why does 'shit' smell like 'shit'?
And most importantly can someone tell me why 'shit' tastes like 'shit?
Why am I talking a load of 'shit'? wink

This site has been mentioned before in this forum - it will answer all your crap questions: smile

See, ask a sensible question and theres always someone to help on SH.
Thanks Mike. :wink: lol
Why is 'shit' always brown?
Why does 'shit' look like 'shit'?
Why does 'shit' smell like 'shit'?
And most importantly can someone tell me why 'shit' tastes like 'shit?
Why am I talking a load of 'shit'? wink
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Quote by m1970
We all get them. They're enfuriating and make you wonder why you bother. But not eberyone is like that.
H.x

I know that not everyone is like that, and probably 99% of people on these forums are genuine.
Your lucky cos you are a female and they seem to be the sought after, you can be picky and choosy.
Ive dont get alot of response TBH, probably cos of me being 108 and being married, timewasters, Ive sent emails got a reply, when replying back, never hear of them again, goes from last online 5hours to never coming on the website again.
BTW is my photo viewable in my profile, I dont want it to be.
:laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: dunno
Can still see your pic! :shock: and so can everybody else, thought you wanted it hidden :doh: dunno
Quote by m1970
We all get them. They're enfuriating and make you wonder why you bother. But not eberyone is like that.
H.x

I know that not everyone is like that, and probably 99% of people on these forums are genuine.
Your lucky cos you are a female and they seem to be the sought after, you can be picky and choosy.
Ive dont get alot of response TBH, probably cos of me being 108 and being married, timewasters, Ive sent emails got a reply, when replying back, never hear of them again, goes from last online 5hours to never coming on the website again.
BTW is my photo viewable in my profile, I dont want it to be.
Yes. Go to 'My Photos' click off 'profile and /or public'. Click on 'private'. It should then be hidden. wink