Quote by Drewxcore
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Give us a clue,.........,Is it between 5 and 100?
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Quote by Drewxcore
Is it a trick question? is it still going on?
Well that was quick! According to scientists an Ice Age is a stage in the earth's lifestyle that has polar ice caps, so therefore the ice age is still going on.
Next question
What does the moon smell like?
The ''Clangers'' shit!!!
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Quote by hisandhersBig Daddy was better - always looked forward to my Sat afternoon wrestling
remembering " Giant Hay Stack's" was before " Hulk Hogen "
omfg im old
ffs. I must be getting really ancient then!!!!!............Jackie Paulo......Andy Robbins and his bear called Hercules.......brilliant family entertainment at the time tho'.
Quote by Sarah
I understand menthol breath strips and a BJ has the same effect
:twisted:
Try "Listerine" antisceptic mouthwash......... coolishly hottish sensations which prolong the pleasures whether your BJ'ing, Licking the clit or even Rimming the ring.
Think you'll be pleasantly surprised
:grin:Having read through all these posts, you lot have now confirmed to me that this is definately a 'nuthouse'.
I personally cant see a slug or a snail crawling up the garden wall without running out, grabbing it, and tossing it into the neighbours garden. :twisted:
Does this mean I am an inmate as well?
I personally cant see a slug or a snail crawling up the garden wall without running out, grabbing it, and tossing it into the neighbours garden. :twisted:
Does this mean I am an inmate as well?
Quote by cu3b4ll
Could be handy stuff to have around if you fancied a pubic shave and circumcision at the same time!!!
I tried Mrs C's epilator once.... it had much the same effect :shock:
:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove: :laughabove: Have you tried Pataks Madras Curry Sauce?
Quote by PoloLady
Fuck-Buddy....... IMO a 'gutter type' term. Would never use it personally.
Probably means the same, but I prefer 'Shag-Piece'. :twisted:
A fuck-buddy... a buddy (mate) you happen to fuck.
To me a 'shag-piece' doesn't appear to have any 'mate' status and so suggests something completely different and much more demeaning.
Yeah your right Polo, never thought of it like that :doh:
So i've decided to change it to 'Shag-Piece Buddy'
Quote by markz
way back before it all went wrong we used too tape string to people's letterbox's and run the string to a hiding place behind a bush or fence................ first few times wasn't so funny but when you could see them waiting by the door then rush out to find no one their was.............oh happy days
Yeah, christ that brings back many happy memories, laughs and the odd kick up the arse.
The other one was to shit on a newspaper, roll it up and place it at someones front door. Set light to it, bang on the door shouting FIRE!!....FIRE!!. Funny as fuck to see them stamping on it to put it out, shit squidgeing everywhere. :twisted:
Then there was the one when we would tie a rope to opposite door tappers in a stair or a flat. Leave about a foot or so of the rope slack, bang like fuck on both doors and watch as they tried to open the doors, was like a tug of war. :lol:
Oh the fun we used to have.
Quote by Lilmiss
Im looking for idea's...
MAGGOTS!!..... Lovely little white crawlers that turn into big black FLIES!!!. :twisted:
Go to your local fishing tackle shop and for around 20 quid you will get about 50,000 maggots. Throw a couple of handfuls in the boot of the car, a few handfuls in clothes cupboards, under carpets, in drawers, in trouser pockets, in fact anywhere they can squirm about and hide. The more places you put them the better the effect. :lol:
A few days later they will turn into buzzing bluebottles. Fucking thousands of them!!.
Have fun. I did. :rascal:
when we pass in the street! 