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3 weeks ago
Straight Male, 42
Bi-curious Female, 40
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Sexlightened
Oral sex can be so fine
When you're in a 69
First you start to shake and shiver
Then you cum like a river
When its finished don't complain
Just lick your lips and start again
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In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!
When you're in a 69
First you start to shake and shiver
Then you cum like a river
When its finished don't complain
Just lick your lips and start again
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam's,
One covered Eve's.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve's treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve's eyes,
As Adam's thing,
Started to rise.
They found a spot,
That suited them best,
A nice big tree,
Where they began to rest.
Her legs spread wider,
And wider apart,
While thrill after thrill,
Came into her heart.
The head of Adam's thing,
Peeked into the hole,
And filled her with passion,
Beyond her control.
Backward and forward,
His thing did slide,
And Eve's treasure,
Was all wet inside.
The joy was good,
She wouldn't let loose,
Until Adam's thing,
Was all out of juice.
Then down through the years,
People did screw,
And now it is time,
For me and you.
So pull down your pants,
And lay in the grass,
Cause I'm in the mood,
For a piece of that ASS!
Sexlightened
WOW Fire that was the most touching thing iv ever heard, brought tears to my eyes 
Sexlightened
Personally if im chatting to a bloke i prefare to talk to there face not there cock
Sexlightened
Tried looking on net 4 a pics of his massive but cant find any?????? can any of u????
Sexlightened
I have to agree ansummers is quite dear, but they r good products, this 1s not 2 bad
Sexlightened
We are free members and we can send upto 20 winks a day, we also have a profile written
Sexlightened
We have met people off here and where not full members so dont thnk it really makes a big difference to be honest
Sexlightened
Hiya 
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heavan
Hope you have loadsa fun :thumbup:
:welcome: to :swingingchair: heavan
Hope you have loadsa fun :thumbup:
Sexlightened
Quote by Kiss
However they tasted so much better than anything bought from a supermarket!
Fruit and veg home grown always taste sooooooo much better home grown, Our cucumbers where really tasty this yr as where our toms, s-onions, cabbage, lettace etc etc the list goes on :thrilled:
Sexlightened
Any time i get nervous i cough, dont no y :crazy:
Bf, every time he cums he has to blow his nose afterwards :confused:
Also every morning JUST as where about to leave the house he has to go to the loo, doesnt matter what time we leave he always has to go just as where leaving, gets really annoying if where in a rush
Bf, every time he cums he has to blow his nose afterwards :confused:
Also every morning JUST as where about to leave the house he has to go to the loo, doesnt matter what time we leave he always has to go just as where leaving, gets really annoying if where in a rush
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Quote by robbie_rob
why does anyone need a rotty or a pitbull anyway?? and why is it that if you live in a council estate you are 10 times more likely to own one???????????????????????
We didnt go out looking for a rotty but she was the one that looked the best sort of dog for us, we got her from the RSPCA 4 yrs ago and never had any trouble with her, untill last yr we had a rough hair jack russel aswell, and people wer more scarred of him than her, we now have another rotty aswell.
why does anyone need a rotty or a pitbull anyway??
Because we like that breed of dog, its not that we need 1 its the fact that we want one or 2 in our case.
and why is it that if you live in a council estate you are 10 times more likely to own
Yes we also live on a council estate but we had our dogs b4 we moved to a council estate
Sexlightened
Quote by Pete_sw
Well it’s that time of year again, the harvest is coming in, the fruits of our labours are being consumed and the veggies are tasting sooo much better than shop bought.
I harvested my carrots today :shock:
:lol2:
Anyone else got any weird veg in their harvest?
We grew our own carrots and loads of other stuff but our carrots looked like urs but a little smaller, the best thing we got this yr was our pumpkins, only got 2 but there a good 2
Sexlightened
Hiya :welcome: to :swingingchair: heaven
Hope you have fun :thumbup:
Hope you have fun :thumbup:
Sexlightened
Quote by mezagog
painting and bloody decorating ,,,ffs . never buy an old house that needs work
Same here, but going b-pool friday nite to show little 1 the lites and out 4 a meal sat nite to The pines, cant remember last time me n other half went 4 a meal :confused2:
Then maybe if its not raining he mite get a bit of
and :spit: Sexlightened
was driving to the shop a few nites ago and something cought the corner of my eye, turned to c what it was and it was only christmas lights and decorations, i mean what the hell r these people on??? its september ffs
Sexlightened
My dogs dont have full run of the house, we have a huge garden for them to play in and they only come into the livingroom the only reason we got another rotty was coz our jack russel died and Dotty the older one was missing him, she stopped eating and became quite ill so we thought we would get a small breed of rotty.
Sexlightened
Dont no what the answer is but guard dogs attack, thats y there there to attack and to warn off intruders, guard dogs dont get walks, treats, love and attention, they get dumped outside with a chain around there neck, dont see anyone, so they dont no how to react around people,
Sexlightened
Quote by da69ve
We have 2 Rotweillers and a young child and under no cercumstancies would i ever leave my daughter alone with them, my dogs are soooooo soft natured and would give u a nasty lick rather than a bite but you can never take that chance with any dogs.
But i think something must have happened for the dog to do what it did.
this is what make me shake my head!...so you have two Rottweilers and a young child but as you said you would never leave them alone with the child.....so the thought is always there that they could do something?....why take that chance?
u have to be coutious with any dog around any child, no matter if its a rotweiller or yorki, all dogs CAN be dangerous, but like i said i would never leave my child alone, where as these children where alone when the attach began
The dogs were not left alone with the 5 month old child.....one got off the flat roof they were on and found the child asleep in a room.....and dragged it back on the roof...are you telling me you've never had to leave the room at anytime while the dogs were with your child?
Rite ok, so if these dogs where outside on the flat roof, how did they get in?? Obviously a door must have been left open, knowing the dogs cud get in and the child being asleep alone
Sexlightened
Quote by mezagog
1. The dogs owners. Dogs kept purely as guard dogs are more likely to be difficult, damn difficult, than those kept indoors as pets. 99% of the time it's the owner who ultimately causes the problem. Like Alsatians, always worry about the owner and therefore the dogs when they are called Prince or King!
2. Keeping two dogs together of the same breed is asking for it if they are big dogs. They become a pack and you are not necessarily pack leader when push comes to shove. I approve of keeping two dogs together and don't like the idea of a dog kept without companionship of its own kind, but choose dogs with different character traits, it's much safer.
I agree but our dogs are not big breed of rotty, there smaller than labs and they are pets not guard dogs, the 1st child that was attcked was attcked by guard dogs, but they havent said weather the second one was or wasnt
from the reports it looks as if it may be a gaurd dog,, nieghbors say it was usually chained up
I have heard of alot of reports about people beating there dogs to make them more aggresive, and it makes u wonder y they attack :confused:
Sexlightened
1. The dogs owners. Dogs kept purely as guard dogs are more likely to be difficult, damn difficult, than those kept indoors as pets. 99% of the time it's the owner who ultimately causes the problem. Like Alsatians, always worry about the owner and therefore the dogs when they are called Prince or King!
2. Keeping two dogs together of the same breed is asking for it if they are big dogs. They become a pack and you are not necessarily pack leader when push comes to shove. I approve of keeping two dogs together and don't like the idea of a dog kept without companionship of its own kind, but choose dogs with different character traits, it's much safer.
I agree but our dogs are not big breed of rotty, there smaller than labs and they are pets not guard dogs, the 1st child that was attcked was attcked by guard dogs, but they havent said weather the second one was or wasnt
2. Keeping two dogs together of the same breed is asking for it if they are big dogs. They become a pack and you are not necessarily pack leader when push comes to shove. I approve of keeping two dogs together and don't like the idea of a dog kept without companionship of its own kind, but choose dogs with different character traits, it's much safer.
I agree but our dogs are not big breed of rotty, there smaller than labs and they are pets not guard dogs, the 1st child that was attcked was attcked by guard dogs, but they havent said weather the second one was or wasnt
Sexlightened
Quote by da69ve
We have 2 Rotweillers and a young child and under no cercumstancies would i ever leave my daughter alone with them, my dogs are soooooo soft natured and would give u a nasty lick rather than a bite but you can never take that chance with any dogs.
But i think something must have happened for the dog to do what it did.
this is what make me shake my head!...so you have two Rottweilers and a young child but as you said you would never leave them alone with the child.....so the thought is always there that they could do something?....why take that chance?
u have to be coutious with any dog around any child, no matter if its a rotweiller or yorki, all dogs CAN be dangerous, but like i said i would never leave my child alone, where as these children where alone when the attach began
