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Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 58
0 miles · Greater London

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... doubt it ... the true character of the man is out in the open now.
Check out Mal's 'Dogging Hints and Tips' message at the top of this page for general advice. It'll take a deal of patience for dogging so stick with it.
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I have been amused to see an interesting reaction in the chat room regarding height... I am a tall woman... I am a 6' amazonian wench and damn proud of it! I regularly flaunt this attribute by wearing 6" heels... now I know for some faint hearted souls this may be a little daunting but bloody hell don't some guys get really nasty about it!!! (Which I may say causes me great mirth!)
I was wondering what the general concensuss was... Do taller women make men feel threatened?

Never seen it as an issue myself - previous two girlfriends were both taller than me, not by much in stockinged feet :P but noticeably so in heels.
Personally I find tall women extremely sexy. cool
The guys that get nasty about it? They clearly have personal issues to deal with, IMO.
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Originality: 0%
Chance of said place being unknown if a carpark: 0%
Chance of said place being the posters back garden: 100%
Chance of said post being to corner couple/s for personal use of poster and friends:100%

Couldn't have said it any better ... rolleyes
I particular like the bit where he says ...
Quote by davidhunt42
PLEASE NO SINGLE MEN PRETENDING TO BE A COUPLE PLS GO AND SEEK HELP

dunno TWERP!
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So your love for her is more valid now that you have made a public announcement? I am sorry but I think people should live their lives privately when it comes to love. Otherwise it is just another showcase for exhibitionism.
(Feel free to knock me down for being outspoken lol )

Sorry but I am with Tanina on this, this should be left private.
We have seen other couples do this publicly then when they split (which is not what I am saying is going to happen here), it can't be done publicly. By doing this like this you are opening yourselves up to the community who will now rightly or wrongly pay a lot of attention to how you are doing, it puts you under the microscope.
Sorry but that is how I feel.
I was going to say much the same thing ... I'm happy for you both and really wish you the best in your relationship ... but ... I'm not a huge fan of these "We're a couple and love each other lots" announcement type posts because we've all seen the opposite "We've split up!" announcement.
Relationships are essentially private affairs, complex, wonderful things and un-predictable at that. What matters is the two people involved knowing how they feel about each other, not everyone else.
Definitely a glass half full person ... no reason as such, it's just 'me' ...
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That would be an invitation I would not want to refuse and would be honoured to receive ... I'm in Chingford so not that far away I don't think. cool
Didn't think I suffered from it - thought you either were born with it or you weren't - but last couple years around now I've been getting what I thought was a cold that I couldn't shift. this year out of desperation and cos it was pissing me off, I tried hayfever tablets ... still get the odd sniffle but they seem to be doing the job so I guess I DO suffer from hayfever after all :cry: One thing I noticed though - when I'm out of London, I don't seem to get it so maybe it's the crap quality of the London air!
Anyway, Benadryl works but makes me drowsy, clarityn seems as good ... and Tesco are doing a BOGOF on them btw.
I prefer it trimmed or shaved - it just seems so much sexier.
For my own pubic hair, I keep it tidy, and once every 3 months or so, I shave it off completely to let it all grow back 'new' ...
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As I was thinking about this I got to thinking of the guys on here. Does it ever worry you that you might be meeting up with someone for no strings sex, but they're actually trying to get pregnant and live off your earnings for the next 18 years?

I always use a condom for the same reasons as everyone else does - health reasons and to avoid unwanted pregnancy when it's a 'no strings' situation.
Case in point is a different matter though as I think whilst most sensible people practice safe sex outside of a relationship, when you're in an established long term relationship, the tendancy is that another form of contraception is used . We could discuss whether or not that is 'right' but I think reality is that this is the case.
It was of course, wrong and immature of the girl to get pregnant, accidentally on purpose ... and if the relationship is doomed, the presence of a baby may delay the break up but it won't change the fact that it'll happen .
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Let me get this right, or wrong as he case may be ... you're talking about a group of guys getting together and wanking each other off ???
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Like everything else on the site = It will all be OK when the servers (including No 4) are running at normal speed wink
HAVE FAITH Oh Ye of little.
Phredd

Nah, it's got bugger all to do with how fast the servers are running or if one of them is out ... the search query it uses is screwed ... technically speaking cool
Got to be honest, I can't be bothered looking at them, seem to be totally random as to how they show up in the list ... and I very quickly got fed up of the knob shots ... know how annoying it must be for the women here now!
In case you're wondering, and I did, about how these 'average speed check' zones work which they seem to be using much more these days in preference to fixed speed cams ... the cameras are recording number plates, so by comparing the times when you pass all these cameras - they can calculate what your average speed is so it's no good slowing down just before a camera and speeding off afterwards ... wonders of technology eh?
I got 3 points on my licence a few months back doing just over 40 in a 30 zone ... wasn't intentional as given the road itself, I expected it to be a 40 zone mad Been very cautious after that - just not worth the points for a few seconds saved.
Bit worried that I got stuck in a bus lane yesterday - big stretch from Warren Street up through to Baker Street - traffic 'chocker' on the main lanes and no bugger letting me in! Think it's monitored by police video.
I'm pretty sure it's not my connection because other sites I use seem ok but are other people finding the page loads on SH really, really slow right now?
Speaking for myself, would certainly have liked to have responded, only reason not to is because of unavoidable work commitments - ie. some bugger put me down for weekend work!!!
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This has to be the strangest thread I've read in a long while ... starts off one way then twists and turns at every step so what you thought was being asked or implied, isn't the case - or is it?
Very entertaining anyway.
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... does anyone else find this feature a bit flakey?
Checked my profile settings and I haven't mis-ticked anything but for some reason I get a load of single blokes in the list dunno

WHAT list???
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WHAT list???
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The page you see after you sign in ... it shows about mid-screen ... cool
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... does anyone else find this feature a bit flakey?
Checked my profile settings and I haven't mis-ticked anything but for some reason I get a load of single blokes in the list dunno

Totally agree. We maily seem to get single (sometimes gay) men who all live hundreds of miles away. The problem is that you have to click on their profile to find out if they're what you're looking for... .and then they get a message saying you've checked out their profile mad
I've stopped checking now rolleyes
Yep, that's the other thing ... you can't always tell if it's a bloke from the userid - I mean, what kinda bloke uses something like RoseySomething? - so you click to check out of curiosity and then get a pic of someone's stiffy!
Now I know what the couples might have to go through ... :x
I now don't bother looking either.
... does anyone else find this feature a bit flakey?
Checked my profile settings and I haven't mis-ticked anything but for some reason I get a load of single blokes in the list dunno
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Does anyone know of any cheap (preferably free) hosting sites that allow commercial content? Or maybe someone knows of a quick way of manually fixing links?
All and any assistance would be gratefully received .
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From a very unhappy bunny lol

You could possibly try ... that's free ... though issue I had with them myself was the pop-up on each page which I found a bit annoying.
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I'm not sure why you have to change the links just because you are uploading them via a browser interface but you could just use relative links instead of absolute.

Now you're just showing off ... wink
I think he's just an 18 yr old - sometimes 19 depending on the post - looking for a quick shag or someone to pick his cherry ... fair enough, didn't we all at that age? Still ... not too sure about his being a swinger ... age 18???
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You the 'Sex Project' guy again???
Answered my own question ... yep!
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/viewtopic/77735.html
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hi all
for the 4 th time in as many weeks we have arranged for a single guy to attend a club with us for the usual drinks and maybe fun thing....
tried to seek out the genuine sounding guys,,, arranged ,, no show ,, why ??
wot we doing wrong ??
is it cos we say a few drinks and see how we get on ?? and not will shag you no matter what ??
any ideas ,,,, would love to hear the views of others
about to pack up single guys and just do the cpl thing...
plus is it the done thing to name and shame ,, so others can see who is a waster and whos not ???
alan rach xxx

Sorry to hear that you've been let down so many times by single guys - we're not all like that, honest!
I don't think it's anything you're doing wrong, it makes good sense that you would want to meet over a few drinks first and with 'no promises' and it seems to me that meeting at a club also means that should either party decide they don't want to take things further, you can still have fun with other people at the club should you wish to do so and it's still a good night out.
I don't think distance should come into it as if - speaking personally - I had agreed to meeting up in the first place, I would have taken that into consideration and if I'd any thought that maybe it was too far to go, I wouldn't agree to meeting in the first place.
To be honest, some of the no-shows may have been because the guy 'lost his nerve' but regardless of any excuse, it's just plain bad manners and lack of courtesy to have contacted you beforehand to let you know ... It's their loss, not yours .
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Could be making a mistake but i think he wants a shag lol

... somehow, I don't need to use the Force to sense that what you say is almost certainly the case ... 'Sex project' - yeah right ...
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Slightly on a tangent but have you tried Townhouse International ... they're pretty close to you, on the Wirral. Very friendly, well run club . I'm certain you'd meet lots of nice couples there, it's an option anyway.
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Funny you should say that but I understand that the place got flooded - possibly the toilets as you say.
They used to have fetish nights there called Seedy & Sleazy.
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